nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 29/11/2024this is like the parks and rec episode where ron goes back to tammy 1. 031
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 20/11/2024imagine you are a conjoined twin but your twin is big on tumblr 021
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 13/08/2024I love Lord of the Rings because it’s a really accurate depiction of what happens when eight gay guys go on a road trip together 030
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 24/07/2024hot take: knowing you've been wronged is actually a great feeling because then you're entitled to be extremely self-righteous :) 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 12/06/2024a few weeks ago @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social and I were joking about an all-lesbian music festival and the last finger on the monkey's paw curled. 030
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 26/05/2024Sorry to be cringe but actually all i want is to be happy and make others happy and be kind and bring fucking light but fuck me i guess 020
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 23/05/2024mormons never used to get pregnant before marriage, but now they can. because of soak. 1144
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 04/03/2024not to be dramatic but if the ~twist~ of love lies bleeding is that katy o'brien wasn't actually real and no actual gay shit happened i'm going to eat a battery 020
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 01/01/2024before the year ends, does anyone wanna tell me they love that i get cold when it's 71 degrees out? 010
Reposted by nicky nicky nine doorshappy war on chrusmas @deepguava.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Shoutout to the moment in that one MST3K episode when a character that looks vaguely like Kissinger appears on screen as a car drives by and Crow T. Robot days “Henry Kissinger! Back up and run him over again!” 33913
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 30/10/2023is this funny? i forgot how humor works 000
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 30/10/2023not a girl like she/her, a girl like muna's "kind of girl" 000
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 29/10/2023uh oh…. im drunk and i wanna hug all my friends. its frickin bats. i love halloween 020
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 29/10/2023i hate going to gay halloween parties. what do you mean you’re jimmy buffett double fisting margaritas in jurassic world 140
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 18/10/2023really sucks that twitter fell apart right when I was starting to share my little thoughts there, but not all my friends are here to hear them either. where am i to put my thoughts! 000
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 06/10/2023the thing is that my media taste is so bad that even my friends who say their media taste is also bad are for sure laughing at me 110
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 18/09/2023my life has been going so poorly lately that one (1) good opportunity has presented itself to me and my first reaction was "oh this has to be some sort of scam" lmao 000
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 13/09/2023not to have unrealistic fantasies on main but it would be so cool if someone hugged me and said they were proud of me... 020
Reposted by nicky nicky nine doorsalt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 06/09/2023why can’t Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett just KISS ON THE MOUTH 061
Reposted by nicky nicky nine doorsalt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 12/08/2023🎶come sail away 🎶come sail away 🎶come sail away with Dracula 2102
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 09/08/2023tomorrow i will be funny. today i must let the horrors consume me 020
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 09/08/2023You’ve heard of “jobs ghosting you after you apply”, now get ready for the NEW thing on the market: jobs ghosting you after THEY request an interview! 011
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 28/07/2023hey so i finished good omens and not to be dramatic but if i have to wait another four years for season 3 i am going to eat glass 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 26/07/2023my spicy oppenheimer take is that “oppie” is an unserious name and no amount of the movie indicating people really called him that will make me not giggle at it 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 22/07/2023got hoodwinked into doing a whole swing dance lesson today because a pretty girl smiled at me 000
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 22/07/2023"it's scabbing to talk about movies online," says annoying person who has made 30 tweets this week dunking on barbieheimer 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 22/07/2023talking about a movie isn't scabbing fyi. losers. 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 20/07/2023going on a christian movie review website to find out if we see oppenheimer’s dick 110
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 19/07/2023would love more fictional wlw couples (or queerbait, even!) with genuine sexual tension who also don't want to literally kill one another 120
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 18/07/2023everyone needs to watch nimona right the fuck now! 010
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 16/07/2023Hey real quick anyone wanna get obsessed with me? 110
nicky nicky nine doors @alexwelch81.bsky.social · 15/07/2023today i saw a dog wearing little tiny crocs so that's a reason to live right there. 030
