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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice)

@alexthefrog.bsky.social
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29 Will commit fat goon crimes like stealing your food. Also, various 18+ things ahead. Beware

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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Birthday (Bluesky really needs to add balloons or something)
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Very late post for #AnthroBirdAppreciationDay, but why not show off the one I got. Meet Rocky, my ZA shiny Talonflame. 🎨: @pekozan.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Being a fat zig is all fun and games until it comes to doing something as basic as trying to put on some clothes. The worst part being is these sweats were supposed to be extra stretchy. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Do have a few more images of Resh. Here you go (Can get more if needed)
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Zwah :)
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
6 months into the Goonlock, and I only just got myself my own zigzagoon body so I can stop wearing Resh's all the time. I can be my own goon >:3 🎨: @starkuma.bsky.social (And a no clothes alt because why not?)
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When you're cursed to be hungry whenever you think about stealing something again, what better place to steal from than a place that deals with basically unlimited pokepuffs to try and feed that hunger? 🎨: @deanafterdark.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
With carousals being a thing now, why not share the entire 5 image Tyran weight gain sequence? 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I might be locked to a zigzagoon body currently, but there's nothing stopping me from exploring other forms to be in the future. Like this cute little Dreepy form. 🎨: @featheryoshi.com
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
After a new Yoshi's location opened on the island, Bowshi just had to go and see what Alex liked about the food there. And while he did find out the answer, he found a lot more about it that he likes 🎨: @deanafterdark.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Not much of a story here. This is just something VERY self indulgent I wanted, and so I got it. I eat the Resh cookie, and become the Resh :) 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Earth Log V2: Corrin It's a bit hard to believe I've been on Earth for a little over 3 years, but I'll admit the planet has really grown on me. Especially Corrin. The two of us have grown really close... Both in couch status and with each other. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
No thoughts. Head empty. Mood.
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Didn't think a Fortnite cosmetic could make me cry, but here we are. 2 years later and I still miss you :(
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Resh in a toga. Need I say more? ... I got nothing else to say this is just a little self indulgent thing I wanted to get :) 🎨: @pekozan.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Despite not being one for the bigger side of life, Rick is at least willing to try things with his size to keep himself somewhat in shape, including sumo training. 🎨: @mrisaac.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Earth Log 3/12/25 Apparently, March is the time of giants, and some furs will get a ton bigger because of it... But did it really have to happen while I was walking the city? These places are not built for large rettians... 🎨 and featuring: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
And why not show off the inspiration to this form? I really don't remember when this was made though. 🎨: @fatbluelion.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A long while back on the bird site, a friend there drew me as a croc in a low quality sketch thing, and I decided recently, why not make it official? So behold, crocodile me! :D 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The curse of the bracelet allows the one inside to swap with the one outside. If the two are of the same species, then changes between the two stick. Which is why Rick ends up large most of the time: Resh is the one inside. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 5/31/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
At this time, Jugo has been out of my mind for seven years, and he's not exactly too thrilled about it, so the robotic cubone is taking matters into his own paws to make sure I don't forget again. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 4/14/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Woke up today feeling a little bit weird, and couldn't help but notice the giant nose in front of my face. Two immediate thoughts in my mind are how did I wake up as a Yoshi, and where are the fruits? I got a little craving now. 🎨: @yeosheo.bsky.social 3/11/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
When it comes to being a Yoshi, there seem to be a few things I need to learn, and diet is one of them. Burgers and pizza are a lot more fattening to Yoshi than they are to my old frog body. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 4/13/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Earth Log V2: Marth Due to the fact I somehow keep outgrowing my clothes, I decided to pay a visit to the local tailor shop... Though things hit a bit of a snag. Turns out, I'm too big for his equipment, so that's something I need to figure out now. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/11/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
On rare occasions, Snaz will indulge in his own gluttony rather than helping others indulge in it. Though our mortal food is more fattening to demons than it seems. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/4/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Not too much of a story to this one. Buizel eats 30 burgers, leaving large chef very confused Wani and 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 1/5/24
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Earth log V2: Snaz Must keep eating... Even if I get full... Even if I lose mobility... Must unleash my full gluttony for Snaz... 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 9/16/23
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When looking for abandoned places to rob, make sure the places you look at are actually abandoned. Unfortunately, Felix learned this lesson the hard way. 🎨and Canella: @impishrodent.bsky.social 9/12/23
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
After I got my frog sona, Alex was retired as the main sona. And we all know what happens when you retire. Fat. Fat happens. At least Alex is cool with it. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 7/26/23
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
EARTH LOG V2: RESH I think I should rethink spending so much time with Resh, or bring my own snacks at the very least. I've been putting on weight since we started hanging out, but he hasn't seemed to notice his own weight... How hasn't he noticed? 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/13/23
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
When you go out on a heist, make sure that you bring something to hold the loot in. Otherwise, you might have to use your partner to hold everything, as Felix demonstrates. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/13/23
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
EARTH LOG V2: ALEX I decided to go on a walk to see what an Earth winter was like, but it was a lot colder than expected. But I met a frog named Alex, who fattened me with some magic... I don't mind though. Pretty warm. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 12/8/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Admittingly, this should have been one of my first posts here, but this is me. Just a froggy named Alex. Nothing too special about me, being honest. 🎨: @maikerunezumi.bsky.social 12/8/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When someone puts on a show of wanting to be fit all the time, it's certainly a surprise when it turns out there's a larger side to them. Though Taro certainly isn't complaining about Bowshi being large. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 9/2/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Be careful if Flynn offers you anything to eat, because he makes his food extra spicy. Unfortunately, Alex didn't know this, and he has absolutely zero spice tolerance. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 9/2/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
When a koopa perishes, they turn into a Dry Bones, and Alex is no different. Also yes the form does get fat, which even Alex questions, despite him being no stranger to it. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 8/11 & 8/12/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
EARTH LOG: DAY... I DON'T KNOW I've been stuck on the couch for a while due to the fact I've gotten so big. Corrin has been supplying me with food, but he's a bit of an eager feeder, to say the least. He did say he'll take it easy. Let's hope he does 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 7/19/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
No exact story to this post. I just wanted some Kalin* vore, so I got some Kalin vore. What did he eat? Quilava :D *I'm putting this out there, very recent name change. As in today. If you know the old name, no you don't. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 7/5/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Reelo and Resh don't deal with the heat well, due to being a grass type and covered in fur respectfully. Of course, that's nothing that large amounts of ice cream can't fix. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 6/23/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Taro the squirrel here is in the heavyweight division of the same sumo league as Corrin is, but he's in the expert ranks. Just showing off what got him so far in. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 6/20/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
EARTH LOG: DAY 76 I met Corrin's twin brother, Alex. He's good at creating food... A little too good. My clothes got too small and began to tear. I need to see if Corrin can lend me some of his in the meantime. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 5/31/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
EARTH LOG: DAY 52 Despite my best efforts, I'm still getting fatter. To help me adjust to my weight, Corrin is teaching me an Earth sport known as "sumo." The uniform is a bit weird, but Corrin is being very nice about it. And it is oddly comfortable 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 5/17/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Going to drop this guy
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Back when I got this, I was considering Rix to be my main sona over Alex, and my brain decided "Haha what if Rix eats Alex :D" 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 4/15/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
CW: Fat EARTH LOG. DAY 28 Corrin introduced me to a friend of his today, Winston. He's an amazing cook, though my clothes are getting a bit snug. Perhaps I should hold back a little. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 4/13/22 Winson: @brizzarkshock.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This right here is Devan the Synth. His soul was put into this synthetic body, and now he's just adjusting to it. Not much to be said right now. 🎨: @cafomega.bsky.social
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Rix is a big pizza eater, but sometimes, he goes very overboard without thinking of the consequences of his wardrobe. This is one of those times, and probably not the last. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/24/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
EARTH LOG. DAY 1 I just arrived on Earth today, and met Corrin at the station. I knew he was fat, but he seemed fatter than in the pictures he sent. He said I'll fit in around here, and I hope he's right. 🎨: @impishrodent.bsky.social 3/16/22
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Alex the Goon (Goonlocked until further notice) @alexthefrog.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This chonky zigzagoon is named Rick. Rick does not like being a chonky zigzagoon. I would explain how he gets chonky since he doesn't like it, but I'll figure that out later. 🎨: @pekozan.bsky.social
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