Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026Bitch I was friends with Tom before Suckerberg even was a thing. 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026Thank god I’m Generation X. We have experienced playing outside hitting each other with wooden sticks. We played Paperboy on an Amstrad 464 from a cassette. We experienced Zelda on the NES Alan Wake II music level on the PS5. I have an AI called Bear that triages my emails. I’m good. Kthxbye. 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026I’ll let you know I’m a fully fledged Brit with a blue passport and that these days my friend. Tip top, top shelf, and that 😂 (bonjour) 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026I don’t remember doing this but this sounds like something I would have done 😂 We should catch up properly at some point when life isn’t in the way! 100
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026I can’t say I have ever had parmo pizza. But I am intrigued. 100
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026Good evening. These are tiny glasses with a normal sized Aldi wine bottle. 020
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026Parmo … pizza? Why isn’t this in my life and I want pics. Or the name of the place. 100
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/08/2026So imagine having a very spicy dinner then something something mouth.static.klipy.comJubal Valentine (Jeremy Sisto): Let's Connect Those DotsALT: Jubal Valentine (Jeremy Sisto): Let's Connect Those Dots 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 28/08/2026Trust me nobody want spicy anything on there. Honey or otherwise. Ask me how I know. 210
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 27/08/2026The fridge definitely needed a good defrag earlier this week ngl 020
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 16/08/2026I saw those yesterday. I commented that they were absolutely rubbish and not representative of reality. 010
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 15/08/2026Middlesbrough Mela festival with @j0nfuzz.me and @brianhart.me 180
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 11/08/2026Oooo maybe they’re busy on a work trip 😂 MAYBE they left their phone behind in a taxi. MAYBE their internet is down and they have no 3G reception. The reasons are endless. 😅 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/06/2026Proof: “Allez vous faire foutre bordel de putain de merde” (Go get cum all over yourselves, whorehouse of shitty whores) I’m only translating. Don’t ban me. 110
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 29/06/2026Oooo I haven’t made bread in a while. -looks at leftover Boursin- 🤔 010
Alex S. @alexseewald.com · 17/06/2026You know I still haven’t played past the first 6 hours of Tears of the Kingdom. 100