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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We have to stop sending thank you cards. It is literally better AND eleven dollars cheaper to say it in person!!

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m like if Griffin McElroy was exposed to Warhammer 40k during a critical development period

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sometimes Watson turns his nose up at unfinished dry food because he demands it fresh. When this happens I get a clean food dish and pour the old stuff into it, and he thinks it’s brand new.

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My body is a machine that turns flirty exchanges with people who could make me happy into missed opportunities

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It really is kind of remarkable how much winning an election just gives you free license to openly dismantle a country

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every summer I designate one tomato plant as the Omelas child and see how much I can neglect it while still getting a viable fruit. This year I have really outdone myself

A twiggy, anemic looking tomato seedling thrown into a small pot. It is crowded by weeds, and topped with a single unripe tomato the size of a grape

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Waiting on diagnostic test results for your cat but not being sure he will survive long enough to get the results :)))))))))

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Very beloved cat is experiencing serious medical issues, do not recommend

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

(Beekeeper voice) I like to think it’s the bees that are keeping me

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I think if a plane crop dusts a known carcinogen over your property you should legally be allowed to shoot at it

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Dying in battle is overdone. My death will be an impossible locked-room mystery that torments detectives forever

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Halfway through getting a filling today, my dentist said “Wow. You don’t see that every day”, which is not the kind of thing you want to hear during a dental procedure

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My most toxic trait is that I do unfortunately love fireworks

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Home Depot no longer allows guest checkout. I had to create a Home Depot account to buy 20 dollars of shade cloth online. I am going to become the Joker

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I think everyone was collectively very mean to that one millennial ska band

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

There is a very specific ratio of cream/sugar that inexplicably makes your coffee taste awful, and if you slightly tweak any variable, it magically becomes fine again

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Dermatologist told me I have some of the best skin she’s seen, so I will be riding that high for a while

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

For the vast majority of my life I had no exposure whatsoever to Watership Down but I was 100% sure it was about naval warfare

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Do you think there were cavemen with armpit and foot fetishes

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Very jarring to see what the world considers “goth” now. I imagine this is how our parents felt seeing us talk about 80s fashion

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The tallest punk woman I’ve ever seen in my life just bagged my groceries and I felt nothing

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Wanting to die in battle is boring. I want my death to be an impossible locked room mystery that torments detectives forever

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Sometimes I read a news headline and have to physically stop myself from turning the toaster on and dropping my phone into it

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

(To a straight couple) So which one of you is the Mulder and which is the Scully

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Any day now Ben & Jerry’s will discontinue the Americone Dream flavor as a political statement

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

(In the midst of a life altering tragedy) I am going to have to buy a whiteboard about this

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Almost every pet is the best pet in the world to somebody, and I think that’s nice

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I started significantly more tomatoes than I have room for, which is just wise gardening, but culling the weak ones does in fact make me feel like the worst kind of demon

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Lost a filling 16 hours before my next dentist appointment. Ok I guess.

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Is anyone else’s cat obsessed with licking bananas, or is mine just a freak

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Tomato cages were designed specifically to structurally support tomato plants, and everyone universally agrees that they are terrible for that

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Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I think making fun of those regretful Trump voters is mean. Some of the stuff they said is really relatable:

An altered screenshot from that dumb NYT article that says: "I thought he was going to make being an embodied cognition theorist illegal. Andy Clark, Francisco Valera, Tony Chemero, I fuckin hate those guys. I thought, day 1, he would sign an executive order that would make saying "X just ain't in the head" punishable by death. Instead he's just deporting people or whatever. I was so stupid to vote for him."

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

This Monty, every night he shows up to visit at exactly 8:20 (he is very punctual)

an orange and white stray cat relaxing on the sidewalk

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I am once again asking for a date who can lead me to the local wild persimmon trees

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

As my father gets older, a bigger and bigger portion of my brain is dedicated to fears that he will give away the family fortune to a scam on fb marketplace

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

One time in high school I lost credit on an essay question for assuming the Sherman Antitrust Act had been repealed. After the teacher explained it was still in effect, he saw the gears turning in my head and said “…You know what, I’m going to give you these points back”

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

bsky holding it down on sunday

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heather bussing @heatherbussing.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

If you love color or nudibranchs (why not both?) this thread is marvelous!

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

There was a brief moment where the Star Wars movies were poised to make a neat little point about how there are no Chosen Ones and true change requires all of us. And then instead they go with “All big plot developments are the result of a Skywalker, like if space had a Kennedy family”

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Shady websites always advertise like “click here to meet naughty unfaithful women” but I am looking for women who are faithful and kind

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

When I was in undergrad Easter fell on 4/20, and my friends started doing a churchlike group call and response of “He is risen” “He is risen inweed”

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hey babe, sorry to keep calling, I know you’re at work. Can you come home real quick, I got caught in the glue trap again

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Just watched Project Hail Mary and unfortunately I am a huge sucker for the “befriending a weird little alien” trope

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Do you ever think about how Yoshi is wearing fresh kicks and a saddle straight out of the eggshell

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

The desire to raise kids is completely alien to me, but sometimes when my seedlings germinate, for a brief moment, I kinda get it

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The reason conservatives love inflicting lead exposure on everyone is because they are trying to create more conservatives

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Soup Enthusiast @alexpleskach.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

STOP TELLING AUTISTIC PEOPLE “Let’s get coffee sometime!” IS INSINCERE, I AM TRYING TO GET COFFEE WITH AUTISTIC PEOPLE!!!

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

leland palmer in the black lodge

rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

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