Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 03/02/2026So Gusto & Cucarella wingbacks with two strikers? #CFC #ARSCHE 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Badiashile has quality, just not enough for him to be on the pitch for us 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Humans started analog and will largely go back to analog 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Yes, this way it can be even at 10 men a side by the end 010
Reposted by Alex PlatteVince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 20/10/2025One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper. 511616
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Yes, Something Completely Different right away please. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Maybe he’s a fragile confidence guy. He’s been great and terrible over the years. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Yeah, what would Cole Palmer know about a comeback vs Man U 100
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 20/09/2025One day in college I skipped classes all day to be home for a(n extremely anticipated) MacBook delivery. It came as we left the house for dinner at 7:45pm. 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Infinitely more practically relevant than “have your pets spayed or neutered” 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 28/07/2025A law school classmate took pride in his ability to distinguish between a period and an italicized period. 1190
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Who knew all he had to do was take the pace off the shot 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I’m loving the Chelsea players’ and manager’s mentality and comments to the media. We may not be favorites today but the team is easy to support! #CFC #KTBFFH 020
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 08/07/2025If I've learned anything in 2025 it's that there's no such thing as a handball in the box. 100
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 28/06/2025C'mon bro . . . you think US shouldn't have the WC because of the *weather*? At least blame the terrible pitches lol. 110
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 25/06/2025So Santos can’t make it into a good OR bad lineup 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Let's turn UP the heat. Essugo in for Caicedo lol 100
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Reece James in midfield instead of Santos. Make this make sense. #CFC #FIFACWC 100
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I've had to take to ignoring anything Mikel says. He was a good player but his words always seem out of touch with reality. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 09/06/2025imagine wanting the AI to do better than your engineer 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Unfortunately, X is not the problem. The Internet is the problem. Not so easily fixed by popularizing a new app like Bluesky. 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Floating on air right now! For me the turning point at the end of Chelsea’s season was when Maresca started letting Sanchez play long out of the back. All of a sudden we can defend like Chels. #CFC #KTBFFH 020
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 05/05/2025My first computer for college in 2000! I thought it was going to be red when I ordered it. 020
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I didn’t know they’re calling the refs “Madridistas” these days 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Now is a very good time to be content with what we already own 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I love how it’s aware of the weather, time of day, holidays. Very distracting for my kids at bedtime though… 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Whenever I hear about bilirubin I immediately think of Danny Ocean going to offer Willy Bank a “Billy Martin” *about* Rueben. I’m going to stand behind my subconscious and support its confusion on this one. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Godspeed. Hopefully that is the only thing that pops. 110
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025It doesn’t seem we’re going to back any manager with players. I don’t blame Maresca for the ST, GK, or CB situation. No one will succeed as manager if we are only willing to buy 16-year-olds. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Been having a heart to heart this week about how much time I actually have for my piles of hobbies lying around lol 000
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 16/01/2025💯 all self-care purchases by parents are aspirational 110
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 15/01/2025He sure did a shift for us last year when Fofana went down. But yes, please don't return him to our pitch. 010
Alex Platte @alexplatte.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Easy to miss! Yes I would think James will come on, Lavia out, and Caicedo to the pivot. 010
