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Alex Kintzle

@alexkintzle.bsky.social
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Andy Herman @andyhermannfl.bsky.social · 15h
Christian Watson is putting up legendary numbers through 5 games!!!
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Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 14h
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Maggie Loney @maggiejloney.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you guys remember when Ben Johnson said the Bears were going to have the highest scoring offense in the NFL?
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 10/10/2026
One day after the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and the National Association of Evangelicals came out against the Pentagon’s plan to livestream an execution, Pope Leo has published a tweet reiterating the Catholic Church’s opposition to the death penalty.
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 08/10/2026
Most people don't realize dumb is spelled with a B
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW: As Colorado’s Tina Peters reportedly meets with President Trump to discuss an election “plan,” her attorney says the plan involves seizing ballots nationwide and discusses strategy for a potential civil war
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the miracle of artificial intelligence!
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Aaron Nagler @aaronnagler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Woman’s Career Dies In Childbirth theonion.com/womans-career-dies-in-…
Woman’s Career Dies In Childbirth
Mother’s Livelihood ‘Gone Before Its Time,’ Family Says
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 01/10/2026
Just when Jon thinks a Republican might stand up to Trump, Sen. Husted does... whatever that was
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The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“What is best for the people? What is best for the workers? What is best for the middle class that’s being hollowed out?” Josh Turek, Democratic candidate for Senate in Iowa, discusses what he wants to fight for and why. @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man got some great shows lined up to end out this awful year. I'm seeing @jennyowenyoungs.bsky.social this Saturday I get to see the great @actualbenfolds.bsky.social with my pal @jpar0.bsky.social in Des Moines and DeKalb Then Abigayle Oakley on and around a date of no importance whatsoever
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social any chance you could play any song from any of the Charlie Brown things you have done when you are in Des Moines in roughly a month?
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a lazy Sunday cleaning and listening to the vinyl of @actualbenfolds.bsky.social album "Rockin the Suburbs". It's always fun to listen to the studio version of "Hiro's Song"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.com/fertility-experts-disc…
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
Exotic Creatures Dwell In Deepest Depths Of Genitalia
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a helpful guide to “disrupters” I made for the New Yorker
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN! Hope it's a great day! Can't wait to see you perform here soon! Hope to see ya! Anyways hope you have a great birthday sir!!!!!!
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the american people deserve to have two competing visions for the future… democrats should offer the american people $5,001
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 08/09/2026
NEW: Mayor Mamdani has released 170,000 documents that suggest New Yorkers were misled about the safety of the air quality following the 9/11 attacks. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/07/n...
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After 9/11, Documents Suggest, New Yorkers Were Misled About Air Quality
The Mamdani administration released more than 170,000 pages of documents related to the air quality around the World Trade Center site in the months after the Sept. 11 attacks.
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social love the "new" record! I'm a bit upset you kept that version of Julianne from us though. It's so good
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@mariashehata.bsky.social finally got an opportunity to check out the new podcast. Really love it. You almost made me wanna watch Hot Frosty lol
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social you should do a cover of Neil Hanon's "Charmed Life". Really love that tune
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh @actualbenfolds.bsky.social please tell me there is hope www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations
The DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.”
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can tell how bored I am at work by the amount of things I share on instagram
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Too adult for me.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
but seriously this fast food situation is getting out of control
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh also @actualbenfolds.bsky.social while you are in Des Moines, I know you like the Fleur Theatre but after COVID it got taken over by a big theatre company and I've heard it's not the same as it used to be, I recommend you check out the Varsity Theatre by Drake
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social hey saw that it looks like you don't have an opener for the Des Moines show coming up.... If ya need one I might know a guy
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Really happy to see an @actualbenfolds.bsky.social show in Des Moines!!!
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Ben Folds @actualbenfolds.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
substack.com/@benjaminfol...
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My Testimony Before House/Senate Oversight Hearing July 21, 2026
I was honored to be one of four witnesses at yesterday’s Joint Hearing of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations and the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles…
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They’re all keepers in our book. Happy National Zoo Keeper Week!
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 21/07/2026
Trump Crashes Spain's World Cup Moment & Jon Examines Team Trump's “Meritocracy" youtu.be/nYoETtrk0Hw
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Trump Crashes Spain's World Cup Moment & Jon Examines Team Trump's “Meritocracy" | The Daily Show
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Neither of the teams going to the finals could beat Cape Verde in regulation time. 😄
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-i…
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities
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Justin Parlette @jpar0.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Here’s a very serious review of a very serious film. Does Team America hold up? Find out on my Substack. jpar0.substack.com/p/classic-mo... #filmsky
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT TO SEE @actualbenfolds.bsky.social FIVE AGAIN!!! Gonna be on cloud nine all fucking day
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not everything needs a moralizing thinkpiece thread. Shit is already bad enough.
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was the suspension wrong? Yes. Was the governmental meddling wrong? Yes. Do I still want us to win? Also yes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026
Taylor Swift Adds Additional Wedding Dates In L.A., Miami, Boston
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fingers crossed for a new @actualbenfolds.bsky.social five tour
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Good goal, 10/10 would watch again
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@makikoi.bsky.social Japan onto the round of 32!!!!!!
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The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Years after scandal rocked FIFA the organization seems to be back to its old corrupt tricks. @tariqpanja.bsky.social
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Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker @officehourslive.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tony Hinchcliffe’s new special is streaming now (assuming your internet is slow enough to match the pacing of his jokes) Don't worry, we investigated so you don't have to. ❤️ Watch the full breakdown now at patreon.com/officehourslive!
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@actualbenfolds.bsky.social great show tonight Ben! Sounded great as always! Sad I couldn't say Hi but hope you like the T-shirt/ I hope it fits. If you hate it or it doesn't fit you can always use it to pick up Maurice's shit. (Saw Maurice for a half a second he's such a handsome boy!) Safe travels
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Alex Kintzle @alexkintzle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Obligatory Piano photo for @actualbenfolds.bsky.social show #55
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