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Alex Justesen

@alexjustesen.com
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Compliance Consultant at MassMutual | Owner/Founder @maltmethod.dev | Speedtest Tracker | Not where I parked my car

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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 02/07/2026
Time to get League Manager shipped, if you run an adult rec league I want your 2c: tally.so/r/RGgAeJ
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Hello from League Manager
Made with Tally, the simplest way to create forms.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 26/05/2026
My dream is to open a restaurant and bar where being a part of the staff can be a viable career. It's in my 10yr plan
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 15/04/2026
👀 cli go burrr
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 11/04/2026
I can't believe I have to say this but... github.com/alexjustesen...
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🤖 Don't open an issue or PR your AI overlord found · Issue #2750 · alexjustesen/speedtest-tracker
I can't believe I have to say this, but... I'm not going to read your long-winded description. It's probably not even a problem. I really don't trust you if you have a new account or your account h...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 01/04/2026
I believe none of y'all today
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 04/03/2026
Fffun
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 02/02/2026
This is going to be a wicked sweet event, @laravel.com #LaraconUS is coming to Boston! laracon.us
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Laracon 2026
The flagship Laravel conference.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 21/01/2026
Fuck
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Filament @filamentphp.com · 16/01/2026
We’ve launched Filament v5 and Filament Blueprint today! 🤖 Filament v5 adds support for the newly-released Livewire v4! Blueprint is a premium Laravel Boost extension that gives AI agents deep, structured knowledge of Filament, so they can write detailed implementation plans.
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Sentry @sentry.io · 06/01/2026
Like the rest of the internet, Sentry runs on Open Source. Like the rest of the @opensourcepledge.com companies, we also believe in paying it back. In 2025, we gave out $750k to the OSS projects we rely on; here’s a sampling of some of them, and why they are so crucial 🧵
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 27/12/2025
👀 github.com/alexjustesen...
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A headless Speedtest Tracker is coming... · alexjustesen speedtest-tracker · Discussion #2610
🤾‍♂️ The Pitch No UI and no schedules to manage, just an API. ✅ Features System Bearer token API authentication v1 API parity with the "Headed" Speedtest Tracker Speed Tests List nearby Ookla serve...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 26/12/2025
🥳 #SpeedtestTracker 200th release! github.com/alexjustesen...
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Release v1.13.4 - 200th RELEASE 🥳 · alexjustesen/speedtest-tracker
What's Fixed Mark speedtest as scheduled when triggered using the API by @alexjustesen in #2597 What's Changed New Crowdin updates by @alexjustesen in #2496 New Crowdin updates by @alexjustesen ...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 23/12/2025
This is not how you provide feedback to an OSS creator/maintainer: github.com/alexjustesen...
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[Feature] Stop Pushing Apprise on Everyone · Issue #2593 · alexjustesen/speedtest-tracker
Pre-work I have searched open and closed feature request to make sure this or similar feature request does not already exist. I have reviewed the milestones to ensure that this feature request, or ...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 19/12/2025
👀 Started work on new Speedtest Tracker dashboards...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 08/12/2025
The problem maintaining a tool that finds issues is that when it does some people think the tools is the problem 🤦‍♂️
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 02/12/2025
👀 Starting to riff on the new #SpeedtestTracker admin panel dashboard.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 28/11/2025
For anyone using #SpeedtestTracker I need your feedback: github.com/alexjustesen...
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What columns in the results table do you ACTUALLY use? (POLL) · alexjustesen speedtest-tracker · Discussion #2459
I'm looking to do some clean up of columns in the results table but before I do I need to collect some usage data. Please take a moment to fill out the poll at the link below to let me know what co...
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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 24/11/2025
I've got big plans for this week 😎
Three panel comic. First panel is me sitting at a computer that says <code>. Second panel is me saying "wow I can't wait to take a break for the whole week of Thanksgiving". Third panel is me sitting at the computer again during thanksgiving week that says <code> but fun.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 24/11/2025
Frequent && small releases > Infrequent && large releases
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Larajobs @larajobs.com · 22/11/2025
Looking for a new challenge? 🚀 Wunderite, Inc. is hiring a Full-Stack Engineer with skills in Laravel 12, Vue 3, and TypeScript. Join a Series A Startup and make a real impact! Apply here: larajobs.com/job/3775 #laravel
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Senior Full Stack Engineer
Unique opportunity to join a growing, recently funded series A startup in a massive industry. We are seeking a Senior Full-Stack Engineer. This individual will be part of a fun and productive…
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 18/11/2025
The internet needs to get their shit together today 🤬 www.githubstatus.com
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GitHub Status
Welcome to GitHub's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 18/11/2025
Oh look... the internet broke again 🙄
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 17/11/2025
Don't waste tokens on your test suite 🤣
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 14/11/2025
Fix my 🗑️🔥...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 13/11/2025
Writing tests is a waste of tokens
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Dennis Koch @denniskoch.dev · 11/11/2025
Wow, Laramap is really taking off. I never expected so many fellow developers to sign up. Thanks to this amazing community. Additionally, the first companies have reached out to support the project. Huge thanks to @ploi.io and Chief Tools. #Laravel #Laramap
Screenshot of Laramap, a project showcasing over 1200 developers from more than 12 countries on a map.
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Chris Morrell @cmorrell.com · 07/11/2025
Just signed up. Would love to be able to find more local Laravel folks!
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Jay Rogers (@jaydrogers) @jay.serversideup.net · 06/11/2025
Who's using Docker + PHP with serversideup/php? We'd love you to share your link below 😃 github.com/serversideup...
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Who's using serversideup/php? Drop your link below! · serversideup docker-php · Discussion #601
Hey all, We're so grateful for this community and the continuous growth we're seeing together. Hitting 1.5 million Docker pulls has been amazing, but what's even better is meeting all the awesome p...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 05/11/2025
Finally updated #SpeedtestTracker to @filamentphp.com v4: github.com/alexjustesen...
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Release v1.7.0 · alexjustesen/speedtest-tracker
ImportantThis release updates Filament and pins it to v4.1.0 (v4.1.0+ had a charting issue). v4 has some pretty significant under the hood changes that should result in a much faster admin panel. ...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 04/11/2025
Urg I was almost done with the feature too
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 31/10/2025
who called it arson and not crime brûlée
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 31/10/2025
I been sitting on cleaning up translations for a while, time to get this over the line github.com/alexjustesen...
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Localization with Crowdin by alexjustesen · Pull Request #2372 · alexjustesen/speedtest-tracker
📃 Description This PR implements localization (translations) using https://crowdin.com. ✅ To-dos Update the English (en) file with all known strings. Update all strings to use PHP&#39;s built-in...
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Ian Landsman @ianlandsman.com · 28/10/2025
Really great talk by friends of the show NativePHP. Crazy stuff going on for PHP on mobile.
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Ian Landsman @ianlandsman.com · 28/10/2025
Wire:live baby
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Open Brewery DB @openbrewerydb.org · 28/10/2025
This graph makes me happy. 🙂 It definitely shows how well SQLite performs when properly tuned. Thanks to @alexjustesen.com for helping out with this back in August! 🍻
A combination chart titled "Requests," showing data from August to October. It plots the volume of requests as light purple bars, the error rate as a red line, and software releases as blue bars on the x-axis. The chart shows a significant spike in both requests and error rate in early August, which then decreases and stabilizes.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 27/10/2025
Inhaled some BBQ in Syracuse, back on the road to Buffalo for #WireLive
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 26/10/2025
I love the fall
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Joe Tannenbaum @joe.codes · 17/10/2025
📣 The Laravel Open Source team is hiring! If you want to help create an incredible developer experience that impacts hundreds of thousands of software engineers, let's chat 🤙 apply.workable.com/laravel/j/15...
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Senior Software Engineer, Open Source Team - Laravel
Calling all Artisans!We're on the lookout for more senior software engineers to join our tight-knit team here at Laravel. If you're someone who thrives on challenges and loves pushing the boundaries o...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 17/10/2025
Damn...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 17/10/2025
I'm so excited for #WireLive in Buffalo and I get to actually represent my day job instead of rolling through as a freelance dev.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 16/10/2025
Knowing when to drop an idea/project is harder than building anything.
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james-carpenter.bsky.social @james-carpenter.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Curious about what makes Nightwatch tick? @jessarcher.bsky.social and I have detailed how we put together a low touch, high throughput, realtime analytics stack using AWS and ClickHouse cloud. Read our AWS Big Data blog here - aws.amazon.com/blogs/big-da...
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How Laravel Nightwatch handles billions of observability events in real time with Amazon MSK and ClickHouse Cloud | Amazon Web Services
Laravel, one of the world’s most popular web frameworks, launched its first-party observability platform, Laravel Nightwatch, to provide developers with real-time insights into application performance...
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 07/10/2025
The real benefit to having AI in your toolbox is multitasking... - Prompt && brew a coffee - Instruct && reply to emails - Cook && prep dinner
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 07/10/2025
It's been on my todo list for a while to get this function into the @laravel.com framework core so I can pull it out of #SpeedtestTracker's helpers 🤞 github.com/laravel/fram...
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Added bitRate number helper by alexjustesen · Pull Request #57285 · laravel/framework
📃 Description This PR introduces a bitRate() number helper to convert a given bit value to a string representation. Example 1000 to 1 Kbps. 📖 Docs laravel/docs#10846
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 04/10/2025
Don't mind the eggs, just listening to a classic
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 03/10/2025
Claude and X having issues all at the same time?
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 02/10/2025
Long ass day, time for a peaty treat
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 01/10/2025
Bluesky runs on open protocols with open source code. Today we’re taking an additional step and making a patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everyone can build confidently on our work. Learn more and read the pledge in our blog post: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
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Bluesky's Patent Non-Aggression Pledge - Bluesky
Bluesky develops open protocols. We're taking a short and simple patent non-aggression pledge to ensure that everybody feels confident building on them.
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Alex Justesen @alexjustesen.com · 30/09/2025
👀 Next major version of #SpeedtestTracker is going to have testing nodes so you can distribute your tests to different locations and have the telemetry reported back to the main node
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Pascal Baljet @pascalbaljet.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Inertia 2.2 is here and it ships with a new <InfiniteScroll> component! If you've ever built infinite scrolling by hand, you know what a timesaver this is. We worked hard sweating the details to make this super smooth and easy to implement Let's take a look! 👇
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