Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Good night sweet prince . . . of darkness. Rest In Power Ozzy. #FirstShiftLife #ozzyosbourne 030 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Diddy's favorite hockey team is The Oilers. #NHL 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I swear, Scott Cramer wrote an absolute banger with this one. youtu.be/iimoFSZWkiw?...youtu.beA Dame like thisYouTube video by Hunter Raspy 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Unrelated, how am I still paying for dairy that I consumed 8 hours ago? #LactoseIntolerance #Fail 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Instead of saying "I'm cumming!" say "Ohana means family!". #LookingForLove #Dating #Disney 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Them: We listen and we don't judge . . . Me: Someone's about to confess to a crime. 100 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Dating apps: I wonder if these nachos are looking for commitment? #Dating 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025It's been raining damn near non stop for a couple of days. Did I black out and move to Seattle? 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The Macho Man is the patron saint of processed meat snacks. #Wrestling #WWE 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Dating a voice actor must be nuts. Can you imagine having sex, then having them do Winnie the Pooh halfway through? 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 19/05/2025"Clown in a Cornfield" could of been a movie about a #Juggalo lost in #Iowa . #ClownInACornfield 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Top 3 of what? Also, are you still thinking about the book? 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Hey kids, let's explore some classic internet. This one is safe for all ages, just not all vehicles. 11foot8.com11foot8.com11 FOOT 8 – The Canopener Bridge 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025What's the best frolicking meadow in the twin cities? #Minnesota 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Oh and another thing. If anyone individual is "no contact" with someone, never take it upon yourself to call the person on the other person's behalf or let yourself be talked into it. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Remember, if you give an abuser their victim's contact info, you are a trash human. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025About a month or two ago, I found out I'm lactose intolerant. Here's to hoping I don't find out I have a nut allergy. #FirstShiftLife #Allergies 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Seasonal allergies have me sounding like Brenda, after her 5th Pall Mall of the day. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Q: What's a glutton's favorite dog breed? A: Chow Chow #Joke #Funny 011 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Rest In Power Sabu!!! #Wrestling #RIP #FirstShiftLife wrestlingheadlines.com/pro-wrestlin...wrestlingheadlines.comPro Wrestling Legend Sabu Dies At Age 60The pro wrestling world has lost another legend. Terry Brunk, known to wrestling fans around the world as Sabu, has passed away. A former ECW World 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Check it out, today's date 5x5=25. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The stick figure families on the back of vehicles are check lists for serial killers. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Walks into the bar like "Hey, I got pills, want to party?" #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Yesterday, a legend returned to F1RST Wrestling. Welcome back Rob Page. Also . . . "FU Rob!" #Wrestling #F1RSTWrestling #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The amount of cute things I do, when dating you directly correlates with how much I like you. #LookingForLove #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025B J's Liquor Lounge was like if they put a strip club in an American Legion. #Minnesota 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025People talk about the "golden retriever boyfriend". Hear me out, "orange cat girlfriend". #LookingForLove #Dating 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Me: Hey Google, do I have good enough credit to date someone from Edina? #LookingForLove #Minnesota 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Snakes are made of 3 parts head neck and butthole. #Nature #Animals 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Cat headbutts: Cute. Somoan cat headbutts: Deadly #Wrestling 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025@wrestleme.bsky.social is gold and they covered Sabu's Last Match! #FirstShiftLife #Wrestling #Sabu youtu.be/7RSOH9oPhSE?...youtu.beSabu's Last Match EXPLAINED | What Went Wrong?? - Wrestle Me ReviewYouTube video by Wrestle Me 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025This woman on a dating app just said her love language is French. What is going on? #FirstShiftLife #LookingForLove 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025🧠: Hey Me: No 🧠: I made you a slide show. Me: It's past midnight! 🧠: You want to sleep? Me: Fine. 🧠: It's set to the Rent soundtrack. Me: Why the Rent soundtrack? 🧠: Cuz fuck you, that's why. 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025*Wakes up* Hey look Kanye West made the news again. *You should see why* . . . Bro. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my guts are being turned inside out by something that apparently has dairy. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Antidepressants cause your junk not to work. They also cause you to not care that it doesn't work. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Back in early 2021, I told my primary care, "if they didn't give me a prescription for antidepressants, I'm going to lay down in traffic after my shift." This shows that I'm a good employee, sure I was going to end it, but I was responsible enough to do it after my shift. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Forget "love triangles" "love parallelograms" is where it is at. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Dad: I hate your piercings. Me: You'd really hate my #tattoos . . . *I don't have tattoos. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Forget Pac-Man, picture the dumps #Kirby would be capable of. #Nintendo #Video games #Switch2 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025"Babe, I need some honey! Please fetch the mini medieval mace!" Said no one ever. #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Every once in a while, you see a picture that makes you go "oh Hell no!" #FirstShiftLife 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Gloryhole. Is a compund of "glory" and "hole". The "hole" is a given. The "glory" is questionable. 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 13/04/202511pm Brain: Dude, look up hernia videos. Me: Absolutely not. 11pm Brain: You want to sleep or not? *5 minutes later.* Me: Screaming #Hernia #Fail #medicine 000 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025This has to be one of the better #pet pictures I've taken. #Pug #Dog #Puppy #Animals #Sleeping 010 0
Alex Jaffe @alexjaffecomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Going to put together a bookshelf, got to channel my inner Amish. 000 0
