🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the 2026 little my hobonichi weeks was such an instant home run that I’m not sure what to do for 2027…strong chance i end up with mr saturn 260
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i’d love to take cute photos of my hobonichi journal spreads but i put down full addresses and complain about people by first and last name 0190
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 07/08/2026finally reading animorphs (i got cast in an improvised animorphs show lmao) 1160
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 13/07/2026i haaaaate lotto merch but these photo card holders are the DREAM 🥺🥺🥺 kujitomo.com/lotteries/to... 1296
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 13/07/2026this italian re/ylo fanbook from 5 yrs ago is one of my biggest purchase regrets because i always found the obviously traced photorealistic face comics SO funny but it’s also SO explicit that i can’t display or even donate it. i’ll literally have to shred it at some point 0310
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 10/07/2026isaac got laid off at micr/osoft :( he’s got 16 weeks of severance but we lose our health insurance almost instantly. might have to leave chicago depending on if he can get remote work again. we stayed lucky for a long time but it always a risk 9200
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i know there’s bigger fanfic crimes happening at this moment in time, but I need everyone to go pick up a book right now 3110
Reposted by 🌸alexis🌸Jooli 💐 @jooliart.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Yeehaw 🤠 #twilightprincess #zelda #midzel 3286143
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 01/06/2026the cover of the used book i’m reading fell off and i googled the edition out of curiosity and now I want to throw up 2180
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 30/05/2026like her as an actor but hannah einb/inder’s standup special DID unfortunately give me the ick 110
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 29/05/2026team improv coach (whom i LOVE) keeps telling me he wishes he understood how my mind works 0200
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 17/04/2026isaac keeps asking what miis i’ve made. back OFF!!!! 1292
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 31/03/2026i got a s/econd c/ity audition slot (MY EXPECTATIONS ARE LOW!!!!!!) and to be supportive my family is asking what i’m planning on doing for my improv scenes 1240
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 22/02/2026utena amv to hemlocke springs be the girl…note to self 0120
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 21/02/2026idk why improvisers are so embarrassed by that title when for me “comedian” or god forbid ACTOR feels soooooo much worse. anyway i just had to publicly print headshots at staples on my way to an audition 1350
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 11/02/2026isaac genuinely believes we can still get Valentine’s Day dinner reservations at a nice restaurant four days out 0160
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 03/02/20262 years of improv feels like absolutely nothing, except last night i did a 3 hr workshop w/ actual newbies and it was like omg…today’s ur second day alive….i’m about to rock ur fucking world just by starting a scene where our characters already know each other 1230
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 13/01/202620somethings get FREAKED when they find out ur in ur 30’s. 27yo oomf told me that we probably get along so well bcuz ppl stop aging/growing(?) at different times in their life, so mentally we’re actually very close!(???) obviously i was this weird about aging, too, but don’t SAY IT TO PPL’S FACES 3320
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026favorite improv team keeps using AI to generate their insta promo posts 0270
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 16/12/2025i begrudgingly accept all hanya yanagihara criticism as valid exCEPT ppl who genuinely believe she’s secretly HP fanfic. she obviously just loves Donna Tartt, and all hp fic writerd happen to be 2nd wave dark academia. at WORST she saw the 2013 Daniel Radcliffe movie Kill Your Darlings while writing 0100
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 29/11/2025playing 1000x Resist and if you liked land of the lustrous u HAVE to play this game 0120
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 30/10/2025isaac’s therapist has finally got him reading a book about autism and ten pages in he was like hey………………….u should probably read this too 1380
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 14/10/2025found out a seemingly normal woman i know has a grandpa tiktok where she farms her grandpa for video content and that’s enough to make her the most fucked up person in my life 0300
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 14/10/2025bought hinge grease. finally experiencing the mundane genuine adult AWE over a suddenly quiet door. wanna call my mom about this 0230
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 02/10/2025isaac: wanna see something awful? magic’s weird secret lair cash grab is doing a set of that guy from the office me: thank god it’s never anything i actually like because i feel like that could actually work on me. like what if it was frasier. hold on what’s tha 13311
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 18/09/2025the one other person in my imprv practice group who’s not a cishet dude keeps signing us up for queer/femme comedy nights without giving anyone a heads up and no one seems to understand why we are bombing at events w/ titles like “Bitch Manor” 0230
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 17/07/2025trying to figure out where yaoi seth fits on the pink bookshelf 1450
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 16/07/2025i looked up the tezuka buddha manga bcuz Isaac’s always been disappointed he doesn’t have the complete set, and 1.) he’ll continue to be disappointed 2.) HUGE lmao that this was the ONLY manga he read as a kid bcuz his hippie dad got it for him and his brother when they were 9 and 11 years old 0180
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 03/07/2025wayyyyy too proud of my office lighting/streamer green screen/ipad as a camera monitor iphone selfie headshot. i KNOW ur not supposed to wear heavy makeup for acting headshots but i just wanted a photo that actually looks like me to use for shows 6550
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 19/06/2025coach: let’s expand on the type of gifts we’re giving our teammate misa. try one where she’s NOT ur idiot wife L: kira would disregard the established reality of my initiation, undermining his scene partner for a cheap laugh…Honey, I’m home light: (doing sloppy object work) sir this is a WENDY’S?? 080
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 17/06/2025youtu.be/sGFIeXduZlI?... hell yeahyoutu.beShinji & Kaworu - Vincent (AMV)YouTube video by Extraterrestrial Elephant 030
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 11/06/2025~25yo woman talking about how d&d seems like it’s going to culturally be the next catan, like how settlers of catan was the last big board game phenomenon. what is her life like 1240
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 08/06/2025(trying really hard not to kill myself voice) had my first acting audition today…what the fuck am i doing here 1220
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 02/06/2025this shirt is very funny and the moment I bought it i was like, well. literally never gonna wear this in public 090
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 02/06/2025me and isaac are starting to panic as death stranding 2 gets closer and we have to start genuinely weighing whether to buy a ps5 060
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025marie antoinette and marie-joseph sanson from shin-ichi sakamoto’s manga Innocent are soooo lady maria/the doll and also zelda/midna to me personally. it’s not for everyone but i LOVEDDDD this series 2270
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 11/04/2025marina i love u but “do people still say yolo” i need u to start reading books or something 2181
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 27/03/2025isaac and i have been “playing”(reading) umineko and we just got to the laser sword?? scene??? in chapter 2. i need someone to tell me this game is worth potentially 100 more hours 340
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 17/03/202518yos watching severance are fucking me up. “why is no one talking about this??” u mean the surface level text???? 0310
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 12/03/2025unfortunately the secret to making friends in your 30s is spend $400 a month on a hobby 0302
🌸alexis🌸 @alexisparade.bsky.social · 27/02/2025literally sooooo embarrassing that i didn’t OC-ify them ten years ago when i could’ve gotten away with it #tokyomewmew 5768
