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Alexis Maturana

@alexism.bsky.social
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YNWA - Go Sens Coffee + books + bikes: the three pillars of my personality tripod

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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 4h
Linus is locked the fuck I’m currently
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 5h
What a fucking tip Timmy Stu
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A rush of yellow to the head of Ronnie the Red
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A truly terrific post
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ryan lad, doing something with the ball
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My kingdom for a James Milner
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Into these cheating cunts you red men
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LO, and I can’t stress this enough, L. Go Sens
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drake the Snake!!!
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a goal!
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Up the reds
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even when they get the call right it’s in a cockamamie fashion
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Stonewall pen
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Need a header for the third and it’s a perfect hat trick
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lovely stuff!
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s why you buy him!
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crikey Spurs lol
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Austin Powers type shit
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The little cat claws thing Hull City supporters do is fucking hilarious and adorable
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One of them referred to Yao Neves the other day
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh man Harry Wilson signed with Leeds. Poor lad
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just turned on the match to see a lovely finish from our Flo. Get in!
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
WTF is this nonsense
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My first thought was Marko Grujic
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Went to see it last night and thank god the crowd was polite and quiet and everybody there seemed to want to actually watch the movie
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The two goats
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
On a mega wage though
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Seeing this Argentina performance Messi must be rolling over in his grave
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Williams did so so well to nod that down to him too. Lovely goal
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
JUSTICIAAAAAAAAA
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Win or lose, Argentina have put in one of the worst performances in a final I’ve ever seen
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE AT ALL
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wild how not one single Argentina player thinks kicking someone in the foot is a foul
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
HAHAHAHAH Enzo is so ass
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not a student of history I guess
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m begging Spain to score one. Can’t sit through an extra half hour of this nonsense
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Referee Silver Fox
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Europeans show up from their walkable cities with stadiums in the actual city and be like “damn bitch, you live like this?!”
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Did they do another US anthem before a game that doesn’t involve the US?
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What, like spend my time making crappy ai art. No thanks clanker
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🤡
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“The only mindless slop I see here is you” 🤡
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yes. A totally normal guitar neck that was definitely absolutely 100% drawn by a human
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Just the terrible Willie Nelson profile pic nonsense
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
AI slop alert
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
May their wifi lag forever and ever
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shocking defensive breakdown from a team as good as France
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Alexis Maturana @alexism.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
🦖
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