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alexis b preston

@alexisbpreston.bsky.social

the fresh prince of bell jar

alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Being in your thirties is neat because mentally you still feel young but you get to google cool things like “best shoes for bunion”

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

23&me missed the opportunity to start a dating website where you’re guaranteed not to accidentally date your relatives and I think that’s why they’re filing for bankruptcy now.

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

So what you’re saying is some people accept their knees as a regular part of their body? They think nothing of the small baby face living above their shin?

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Movies have taught me that true love is giggling under white sheets

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

A liquidation sale implies the existence of a solidation and gasation sale.

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I think my good dental hygiene habits should positively impact my credit score

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Okay but that earthquake didn’t need to be so LOUD!

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Katee Robert @kateerobert.com · 28/02/2025

ANYWAY, did you know there's an extension you can put on Chrome that will connect with your local library system and when you go look at a book, say on AMZ, it will tell you if that book exists in the library system and if it's available? It's literally called Library Extension.

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Not calling it being on the left anymore, from now on it’s all goofy footed. I have been assured the youth will react positively to this new re-branding. 🛹

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I would be so bummed if I kissed a cute little frog and it turned into a bratty human man

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

Ok I’ll say it. when we ask what the fastest animal in the world is we don’t mean birds or fish. that’s a different type of fast that should have a different word.

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alexis b preston @alexisbpreston.bsky.social · 16/02/2025