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It’s packed away in my storage unit but several years ago the Bolts did a pet calendar to raise money for the humane society. Vasy’s photoshoot was with like four kittens up for adoption. He’s perfect and I love him. He recently retired but I recommend Marc Andre Fleury for future goalie research

Damn, Travis Hunter just suplexed a guy.

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I am going to need the Jaguars defense to do the damn thing here.

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Forgot the Jaguars game was on so early this morning. I see they are representing Duval county well: with violence

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Can’t believe they interrupted the Max Verstappen podcast

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Ahhh! Jos Verstappen jumpscare.

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When they told him the gap to Lando on the radio and “yeah…it’s on purpose.” Chef kiss

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A podium with his wife Charles and son Kimi is literally the best possible outcome for Max Verstappen

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Carlos Sainz Sprays Lando Norris

Don’t mind me. Just staring off into the distance thinking about Carlos Sainz winning the Singapore GP in 2023. Only non Red Bull driver to win a race that season.

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Golden Dalek with Speech Bubble

Spectacular Doctor Who reference by Martin Brundle. lol “exterminate” re: Max’s garbled radio

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Ah, so running out got an errand and missing Ferrari screwing up their strategy was good move because it saved what’s left of my sanity.

I had to step away for a bit. I come back, the Ferraris have swapped positions and are MUCH further behind max. …Jesus Christ what did they do now

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Max pinching Charles on the race start but leaving racing room. Because he knows that Charles is insane and will take them both out.

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Charles is sticking RIGHT with Max 👀

✨Manifesting✨ a good race for Ferrari. A win? Sure give us that

Me watching the Lightning let the Islanders tie the game

F1 driver Franco Colapinto writing on a piece of paper with the caption “Dear Diary what the fuck”

Ok, Jake Guentzel. Second goal of the night. On the power play even!

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I usually end up with Krampus ones but there has to be like. Hot, slutty Santa ones right? There has to be.

Paging @yixura.bsky.social since I told you about this the other day haha

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Vasilevskiy's Big Cat Mask Got An Upgrade 🦁

Lightning goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy has the cats he and his family have owned in his life on his helmet for this season. youtu.be/A7gddjmNDHI

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YouTube video by Tampa Bay Lightning

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RuPaul Says 'Condragulations'

I read the original post and my clearly needing caffeine brain thought “trebuchet, you stay”

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ALT: RuPaul Says 'Condragulations'

Ferrari better make sure no towels go missing with Kim in the garage.

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Death, taxes, Kimi Antonelli exceeding track limits

✨Manifesting✨ a good quali for Ferrari

Kramped by Bec George. It isn’t out yet. Early November I think

I honestly never would have thought that Krampus and winter monster smut will get me through the hardest time of year with grieving my mom. But here we are and whatever works tbh

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It warms my heart when friends share unhinged books with me because they know I will eventually read them. Shout out to @crunchwrap.bsky.social for the lesbian Krampus book I will 100% be reading this holiday season.

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Toto Wolff insisting Mercedes doesn’t have a “break George Russell’s engine now” button sounds EXACTLY what someone with a break engine button would say.

Put the large man in more things. We demand it

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The artist that paints Vasy’s mask does incredible work for a bunch of NHLers. Her IG is Sylabrush if you wanted to browse more!

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Haha I mean I’m biased as a long time Lightning fan. But everyone loves goalies! Vasy is INCREDIBLE. I have no idea how he makes some of the saves he does. Also he won the Conn Smythe trophy as the playoff MVP when the Bolts won the cup in 2021 and wore it on his head during the boat parade

Tampa Bay Lightning goaltender Andrei Vasilevskiy wearing the Conn Smythe trophy on his head during the 2021 Stanley cup champions boat parade. As is his right

Current Tampa Bay Lightning goaltender Vasilevskiy’s nickname is big cat. Your use of the words here inspired me to speak up. He got that name a) for his super fast reflexes and flexibility in net and b) man loves cats so much. His cats are on his new mask for this season!

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