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Alex

@alexisaperson.bsky.social
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"Your body is not a temple. It's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." -Anthony Bourdain. Cooking, baking, weight loss, gym, beer, aesthetics. I'm a walking contradiction of gender and societal norms. Enjoy the enigma!

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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A Krispy Kreme glazed donut fresh off the fryer.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
FUCK
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I love you, you love me, please don't murder american families. Yes, I know it's a barney song.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Goals
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
That was it?
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
If this is what a Trump rally is like, thank God I have a postdoctoral literary comprehension.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Give me all your tariffs, Daddy. 😫🍆💸💸💸
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Blackrock bought the Panama Canal ports...so...yeah...fuck.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
When you can make an entire audience uncomfortable and silent at a wrestling show. #eliminationchamber
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Being 6'8" and 380lbs, I want to get arrested for civil disobedience just to see the video of how many cops will be needed to drag me out.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The fact that Chat GPT is saying, "Don't get your pitchforks yet....but also keep them nearby" is quite an unsettling thought.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Everybody is all "Sourdough is gut healthy" "carnivore diet" "trainin to be a superhero". While I'm over here like, "I wonder how I can get an absolute dumpy and eat american cheese queso all day.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
An MLKjr reel followed by an OJ documentary is fouuuuuuul @netflix.com 😂😂😂 #RAW
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
It's crazy that people think being qualified health secretary involves doing push-ups and not being Harvard graduate doctor. Then again, those same people think raw milk is less harmful than Red 40.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Angels Chicken in Everett, WA.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Hanumankind making moves! #survivorseries
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Jimmy had one too many irish coffees. 😂
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wallace and Gromit might be on to something.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My cat won't shut up until it's fed, demands to lay on my chest, I have to burp him, and will barge into our room at 3am. to sleep in our bed. I have a kid.
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AuntRen 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🌈🌊☮️ @auntren.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🧑🏿‍🏫☺️ Good Morning #bluecrew !!
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Accurate
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The Coast Guard was tasked with finding the band Taking Back Sunday who were lost at sea. The mission was called: Finding Emo. #dadjokes
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Keanu Reeves starts a candle business. John Wick.
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Alex @alexisaperson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
How does Gerard Butler end his emails? P.S. I love You. #dadjokes
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