Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women's day. Go send a woman money just because. 💗 002
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 03/03/2026People who have had standard earlobe piercings for 20+ years, do you still struggle to get earrings in some days? 220
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 01/03/2026When I say I love waffles, I DO mean I hate pancakes. 100
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I'll never understand how a picture this damn cute can flop. 085
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Didn't know this picture existed until this morning, but I'm glad it does ♥️ 083
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Counting down the seconds until someone makes a new phone with ZERO AI ability. I didn't ask for this garbage and I absolutely do not want it integrated into every fucking facet of my life. 1287
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Chrome is now labeling all my onlyfans notifications as spam which feels in line with the way "internet safety" is going. 000
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Give me ALL the heart things today 💓💗❤️💕💖💘🩷💞💝💟 061
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Last night a grown man wanted to call me a cunt but instead went with typing "see you next Tuesday". Say it with your whole chest or don't say it at all 😅😅😅 000
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I am not currently nor will I ever be on any dating sites. 020
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Well this was a good reminder why I don't post here. 050
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Yes I do indeed personally answer all of my DMs on 🌶 sites 010
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Could be us but you haven't bought me a new book this month. 📖🧎♂️🧎♀️ 040
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 16/04/2025If your business is called "fancy furs" I assume you groom women's pubic hair, not pets. 🤷🏻♀️ 000
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 01/04/2025It may be April 1st, but me being back is no April fools joke. Did you miss me? 😘 0170
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Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I'm reading my 11th book of 2025 right now. So far, reading and ignoring everything else is going well. 140
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 09/01/2025The day was already off to a rough start but then they put almond milk instead of almond flavor in my coffee 🫠 010
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Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Hair time. Take one guess as to which color is mine. 😏 000
Reposted by Alexis Allan🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Let them be mad. Let them judge you. Let them misunderstand you. Let them gossip about you. Let them ignore you. Let them be right. Let them doubt you. Let them hate you. Let them run your name in the ground. Let them make you out to be the villain. But never let them make you question your worth. 266175292754
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Didn't take long for the spam accounts to hit here hard 🫠🫠 110
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Happy first day of 2025 because who starts a new year on a Wednesday. 000
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Waiting for F1 to start in 2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowersALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers 010
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 03/01/2025The autistic urge to debate compliments that are factually untrue 🫠🫠🫠 130
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 01/01/2025So thankful this dumpster fire of a year is coming to a close. 🥂 090
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Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024My twitter wrapped- full of things to look forward to now that I'm posting here. 😘 020
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024You tried to be normal but here you are thinking about a pretty girl's dirty post-workout socks. 030
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024More than a little concerned that apparently none of you read a book in 2024. 020
Alexis Allan @alexisallanx.bsky.social · 28/12/2024What was your favorite book you read in 2024? 📖 060
