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Alex the Internet Man

@alexinternetman.bsky.social
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Alex Beckham from Man on the Internet stumbles his way through social media here

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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
People sometimes ask, "when are you going to update your Soundcloud?" I'm updating it now and removing all my shit. Fuck you Soundcloud and fuck your AI learning.
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Adam Humphreys @adamh.ivgorchestra.com · 09/05/2025
YIKES @soundcloud.dev no thank you
SoundCloud will use your content to train AI
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
John Hammond spared many expenses but one thing that probably could have saved Jurassic Park, besides paying Nedry? Better wildlife care team/ enclosures. Give the carnivores more than Big Fence And Trees and even Rexy would be like “oh hey Alan, rough weather. Have a good one!”
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
One time Man on the Internet ate my tortilla chips :(
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I would never want to be the most subscribed YouTube channel because it seems everyone who held that title in recent memory (PewDiePie, T-Series, Mr Beast) have been awful people
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
My sweet dog Ellie’s meds make her hungry so now she’s staring longingly at anything remotely resembling a food
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s a fact that the best dog in the world is your dog. Therefore on the tier list of everyone but me, Ellie is the second best dog in the world
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If you as you are were in Squid Game, in which game would you most likely get eliminated? Can be from seasons 1 or 2. Note: Saying "nah, I'd win" or something similar will get you eliminated :)
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a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .
ALT: a giant doll is hanging from a tree in a field .
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Name a single saiyan named Vegeta. I’ll wait. You can’t, can you?
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Chuggaaconroy @chuggaaconroy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Thanks for watching! The series finale of Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story is out now! youtu.be/3EGPcODU_ok
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The Dark Power’s Embrace – Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story [Finale]
YouTube video by chuggaaconroy
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Dogs are tubes with legs that love you Discuss
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Every couple of weeks someone tries to gas up absolute dogshit and say something like “enough time has passed. We can all admit Superman 64 was a masterpiece” and offer no further evidence that it was actually good Only these days its specifically gassing up Sonic 06
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Happy anniversary Undertale Yellow! It won’t be this week but Soon you might be seeing some more UTY :)
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Given recent trends it would be totally in character for Evil Internet Man to make a pump and dump called ScamCoin, the most honest meme coin, and run off with your money. I the real person on the other hand am not a jackass
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you believe the sheer number of “NEW DEAL” emails I get advertising something for the same price it’s always sold, Black Friday never ends
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It is time to be thankful for copious amounts of potatoes
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AeroArtwork✰ @aeroartwork.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Congrats on the mil on peak @alexinternetman.bsky.social 👏👏👏
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yo hook me up rando I’d love to get to know the creator
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
“Can non-domesticated animals in captivity love us or do they just see us as sources of food” is a question that regularly haunts me
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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ florence ˚୨୧⋆。˚ ⋆ @champangeprobb.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
thought of the dayyy🤔
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I present to you a Hear Me Out that makes more sense with context I may or may not give
Shelob, a giant spider, creeping down towards Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I had a dream where they took away my license to be funny :(
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AeroArtwork✰ @aeroartwork.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Finally updated my commission sheet! I'll have commissions open for a bit as I'm looking into saving money so please consider supporting me! I will probably add more pages later! Yes I will also draw Undertale Yellow stuff if you like :D !
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SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Do not obey in advance. 
Resist. Do not offer an oppressive government what it wants. Do not anticipate its needs and offer up what you think it wants. To do so teaches power what it can do.
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
There’s a lot right now I can’t control. What I CAN control is me and my channel. I’m not going anywhere. Whatever is in your life that you can control, embrace it and fight like hell for it. Things will suck. But one needs stability in a storm to get through it.
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vinny @vinny.vinesauce.com · 05/11/2024
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
The entire economy of Galar depends on Pokemon getting really big, this is because influential British people have a growth fetish, in this essay I will
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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a cartoon character from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a large pumpkin .
ALT: a cartoon character from the nightmare before christmas is standing in front of a large pumpkin .
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
A lot of people go to singalongs for Nightmare Before Christmas and just sing This Is Halloween. Real gamers do it ALL.
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
I was today years old when I learned that in the Godzilla verse, Battra is not a bat but is actually a moth
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Chi-Chi @chichiai.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Some old art of my version of Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, I still really like them!
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Baby
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Puppies That is all
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Is there any less appealing descriptor of a collection of stuff than "wad"
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 21/10/2024
shout out to everyone busting their ass to get archive.org back up and running you’re all heroes literally the world worse without archive in it
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uhyeah @uhyeah.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Good night Bluesky nation I expect to wake up to this post having 2 million likes and 4 million comments 😴🛌
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Faey @faey.online · 20/10/2024
Now that this app is becoming more popular, there has unfortunately been an influx of right wing accounts I highly recommend subscribing to this blocklist if you want to avoid this type of content bsky.app/profile/did:...
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aimsey @aimsey.blog · 19/10/2024
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Parker Simmons @parkersimmons.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Zelda animation I've done based on old manual artwork. A thread!
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Man BlueSky is so nice, one day I might even…….. post about my OCs here……..
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The duality of man.
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
You will now behold my dog
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Uh shoot we posting things we’re interested in? But my likes are so eclectic I guess - Mario - Deltarune — Undertale — Undertale Yellow - Chrono Trigger - Paper Mario - Red Pandas - Vox Machina - Puppies - The Wild Robot - Helldivers - Captain America - Mega Man - Gravity Falls - Mountain Monsters
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
the classic cat sitting at a table in front of a curtained window with a cup of tea and the newspaper saying i should buy a boat but it is your friend darth the red panda saying 'more people should join bluesky' and then a photo of a bunch of corgis on an inflatable raft in a lake with your friend darth the red panda saying omfg
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✿ Carriecore ✿ @carriecore.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
This can be REMEDIED!
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Okay but the most important question for this app Where are the red pandas
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Alex the Internet Man @alexinternetman.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
No idea how often I’ll remember this is here but it’s here in case The Muskrat Site crashes and burns!
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