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Alex B

@alexfail.bsky.social
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You know where you stand in a hell hole.

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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Same but when he exclaims "Trumpet!". I never realised there were others.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, bit harsh on old K&P really!
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reminds me of this... www.mobygames.com/game/51146/k...
mobygames.com
Klik & Play (1994) - MobyGames
Klik & Play is a games creation package that enables games to be created easily without any programming knowledge whatsoever. The product comes with ten games that are both playable and available ...
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The narrow canyons carved into this region channel both forces into inevitable head on confrontation as each seeks to secure the prized uranium mines with their advancing forces. In the context of this double assault,success will favor the bold,given the constrained nature of this rugged battlefield
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Teletubbyland’s rich mining areas in the northeastern highland have become contested by rapidly deploying American and Tubby forces.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember the 2015 leadership election when the Guardian was going all in for Burnham and it basically feels like the commentariat have now finally got what they want and want and are acting like the last 10 years didn't happen.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I always want to tell people to watch it but I never do cos I know they'll get mad at me.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I remember doing this mission driving the airport baggage trolly. It just felt right.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Still time for another relaunch
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sad Grail Knight from The Last Crusade
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want to go back.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Delicious stromboli
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mine was when the audience at a Sky News event laughed at his famous "My father was a toolmaker" catchphrase and the next day he went on GB News to complain about how disrespectful it was to his dad.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
As Paddington ushers Keir Starmer off to the free corporate box in the sky, we should reflect on our favourite moments from his brief reign;
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I really liked this when it came out. It was janky but you could tell it was made with love for the film. Also the voice acting sounded like it was all done by one of the devs. Excellent stuff.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My grandma always said this
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I wish I knew what a shibboleth is
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Pretty sure if the phone belonged to a Just Stop Oil or PA activist then the cops would be able to identify its last known location.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Tf am I supposed to get into these?
Scissors sealed in blisterpack
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Screenshot from Shenmue of a guy saying Years ago... I was Chinese
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Seems to have been arrogance on Reform's part to run such an awfully repulsive candidate. Not sure if they will make the same mistake again but I imagine they will keep trying to foist Goodwin on us :/
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
youtu.be/jL2SX7-hxcs?...
youtu.be
The Simpsons - I'm Tired of These Jokes About My Giant Hand
YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I had a nightmare last night where I was scrolling down my Steam library and I realised that the total time remaining of unplayed games was longer than I could reasonably be expected to live.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Drumming on Heart of Glass is absolutely flawless. It belongs in a museum.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Poober
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Grabbed one, thank you for sharing :)
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
They had one of these in the window of the Renault dealership down the road from me when I was little and i was obsessed with it. Bright yellow with a spiderweb decal on the door... if I ever win the lottery this is the car I'm buying.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Ah man that sucks :/
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So no actual data to back up the assertion in the headline, just the chief inspector of Ofsted saying he imagines pupils will feel less inclined to go to school if their parents are working from home. Flimsy stuff
Snapshot of text from article in which Chief Inspector of Ofsted says he thinks parents working from home makes kids not want to go to school.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bug not but...
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I tried to give it a go a few years ago cos my PC couldn't hack it when it originally came out but i hit some weird but and just packed it in :/ should probably give it another spin.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hahah that's me!
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Human Revolution and Mankind Divided were both pretty great. They suffer from being in the shadow of the original but they were really fun!
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
🎵Fly like a g-stick🎶
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Blasting this one out right now
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Whoa black betty
Wiki for AMRAAM missile
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
They called it this on the radio earlier and it just made me picture people running through hospitals like in Ape Out. What does it even mean??
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I'm sure cellar door does sound beautiful phonetically but have you tried saying Uncle Baby Billy?
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Back to the old skool youtu.be/DYRDuOCKr2A?...
youtu.be
Bubb Rubb remix
YouTube video by vlady321
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
When my knees didn't hurt in the cold.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
No one ever talks about Holocrons any more.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Hope everyone is having fun watching Threads... The War Game is on the Internet Archive and is also pretty harrowing archive.org/details/TheW...
archive.org
The War Game : Peter Watkins : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
The War Game was made for the BBC in 1965, but not broadcast at the time. It is a docudrama based upon a supposed nuclear attack on the south east of England....
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Watched it for the first time today and was confronted with the exact same realisation!
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Obviously the bribes are bad but I just can't get over the idea of Lord Waheed Alli laying out Starmer's clothes for him each morning at the foot of his big four poster bed.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #397,081!
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Ding Chavez... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I miss it
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Feels like ages since anyone's written a good song about the hurdy gurdy man.
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Alex B @alexfail.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
They used to just call bands Manfred Mann and everyone was fine with that.
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