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alexei l. batishchev

@alexeibat.bsky.social
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[ɐlʲɪkˈsʲej] (or [əˈlɛkseɪ] if you want) [bɐˈtʲiɕːəf] sociolinguist, artist, immigrant. i promise i’m not analyzing your texts. (he/they) currently on Dena’ina lands. alexeibatishchev.com

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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 4h
select snippets from my moodboard 💫
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 5h
officially starting my PhD applications in case anyone has been following my journey 😜🤓
“Man who is “going to be okay”” meme where “man” replaces the word “girl”
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 5h
fun fact: they didn’t have to get a permit to film in NYC because it’s a handheld shoot and so all the people walking by are just regular people
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 5h
Kate Siegel is amazing ❤️‍🔥
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 5h
watching the highly anticipated third season of the Creep Tapes 🐺 🎸 while recompiling my resume 📑🖇️
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 9h
forgot a gem: 7. “well that is your decision” correct!! it is my decision!!
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 9h
4. “i’ve been waiting for you to come out, i didn’t know but i had a feeling!” ha!! intriguing!! say more plz 5. “it makes sense.” doesn’t it? 6. “you know, we work with people from different backgrounds and cultures…” somehow hadn’t noticed! honorable mention: “thank you for telling me” <3
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 9h
in honor of #nationalcomingoutday, some select reactions to my coming outs over the years: 1. “you’ve never told me!” i’m telling you now? 2. “will you have the same email?” great question although very dry. no 3. “so will you go to heaven?” usually other people evaluate that for me but hey! sure!
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10h
some queer to queer telepathy happened today because the person i’ve been thinking of reaching out to reached out to me 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻🕯️🔮 in other words, might be brewing something again 🪄🧚🏼‍♂️🕴️🧁🎤😜
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1/4 way through and oh Memory Police is already hitting me hard and it’s gonna hit me so much harder
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I believe so but I don’t think that many people use hp metaphorically as much
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
watching a review of the Love Hypothesis movie and in my opinion the love interest having longer hair is very important :/ also of course mandatory acknowledgment that it’s a silly book blah blah
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
me when glasses 🤯
me in my new pair of glasses. They’re metal, brown, kinda sleek, with silicone pads
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
progress report: my eyes still cannot see far away ✅ ✅
Bill total: $308.00
Total Savings: $280.40
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gonna try to go get glasses because contacts are so pricey… and so are glasses…🍀
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
horsepower 🤝🏻 hit points
A tumblr post by goatsandgangsters

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc
and I'm like...... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but l KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean
and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere
horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.
and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different
AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader
I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and hed be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon" loses horsepower throughout the fight
language is amazing
#linguistics #language #words #hp #horsepower #i just like this
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i usually listen to music to fall asleep but yesterday tried a new method which is listening to a 20 minute quantum physics lecture and it worked amazing and i slept for 12 hours
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
frenchbaiting (like queerbaiting)
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s emo fall forever 🖤🧡, and my friend and i went on a walk with her dogs 🐕 🐕
Me posing in front of a vibrant orange tree. I am a white young adult with teal and brown short to medium length hair, wearing a graphic red green and blue fleece and black pants. I’m looking into the camera, smiling, lifting my right arm at the shoulder and creasing it at the elbow like waving. I am also holding my cane relaxedly in my extended left arm at like a 45° angleStill me, same trees. I am lowering my right hand and the photo is a bit blurry because of the movement and my eyes are closed because I’m beginning to laughStill me. Looking into the camera smiling / laughing, my arms more at my hips level
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
in this house we believe in plot armor /pos
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
computer google scholar = serious mobile google scholar = silly (?!)
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
no no i was in fact trying to check out prior research on DA of glee haha
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
haven’t noticed it until now, but interesting how the anti-trans “adult human female” has female as the noun as opposed to “adult female human,” less marked ?
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i guess i never use google scholar on my phone and this is the search history whenever i do try to use it
Google Scholar

glee corpus discourse analysis
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Grant Snider @grantdraws.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What's on your bookshelf this weekend?
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the soros fellowship application actually handles having several names well in my extremely biased opinion :3
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not specifically phd admissions but Can’t Stop by Red Hot Chili Peppers is how i feel about research !
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
also not to flex but i had zero anxiety ^__^
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
got locked out of the car without my phone and realized the only phone numbers i remember by heart are work-related 💀 shoutout to my friend/manager swinging by my apt to get the second set of keys lol
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
— #fridgle 54 (retroactive) fridgle.net/p/eq9
“aw do i inconvenience you here.
ish.
aren't you alone.
exaggerating the worst way! relisten and respond.”
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me when pronouns ? — #fridgle 55 (retroactive) fridgle.net/p/epQ
“he him?
fuck     like
i am.
mark that”
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trying out fridgle 👽🎻 — #fridgle 56 fridgle.net/p/eop
“you could     regret
orchestra sacrifices
whispering
mumbling thoughts
releasing.

don't you ground
love by pleasing
that patient whole

obviously yes, sucker”
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i like troye sivan’s album because i think i needed that
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so happy for troye sivan thriving but also happy that in my corpus there is at least one discussion of troye sivan lmao
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if there are no haters of A Little Life, it means i’m dead
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh bet actually
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
perhaps something both of us should reflect on 💀
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i am learning that one of my stress responses is “i should learn a new language”
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
риба representation yess 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 08/10/2026
Come support the queer (in) linguistics webinar that has critics asking, “why?”
Christine Karman asking “why?” when presented with a webinar talking about being queer in the field of linguistics
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
- it makes sense you’re scorpio rising too. i’ve had people tell me i’m intimidating or unapproachable in the beginning - you’re calling me unapproachable? - well no, but it’s like we are both scorpio rising so it’s almost like reclaiming that
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i 🌷rescinded my application🌷 because i am too busy with my actual main research project 🪷😜
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it’s the prefrontal cortex i fear 😧
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
self-care via memes
a black cat with a pink bow and a bouquet of flowers in a spooky pumpkin patch meadow with the caption "how i show up for myself despite the horrors"
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that is encouraging, in a way xD
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i am going through the rollercoasters of life every single hour it’s exhausting
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alexei l. batishchev @alexeibat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the thing is it’s all okay and I think it’s just what being 26 is supposed to feel like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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