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alex eben meyer

@alexebenmeyer.bsky.social
274 followers 217 following 535 posts

illustrator and pro-sumer of donuts. full of bones. illustration: eben.com drawings: ebentually.com

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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Redtember?
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might unfollow myself for this one.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fire Kevin Patullo, again. #eagles
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HIRE SIRIANI!!! #eagles
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I only have so much battery life. I have to scroll a hundred players to find out he’s no2?!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A full year of mattingly at the helm with the exact same roster next year is going to be completely different.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can you also animate that? Thx.
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Cotton Bureau @cottonbureau.com · 08/09/2026
Also one of the CB team's favorites! Complete with a hand-stitched hem tag, Cotton Bureau notebook, and ultra-bright, luxurious screen-printed inks. Campaign ends Thursday at 8:00 pm ET. cottonbureau.com/p/YHJT9F/shi...
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
…are you now on the dance floor?!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Abowlcado shirt is back and available until 9/10. Screen printed too. One of my favorite, and dumbest. cottonbureau.com/p/YHJT9F/shi... @cottonbureau.com
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Abowlcado Tee by Alex Eben Meyer
Fact: On this date in 1953, an avocado rolled a perfect 300 game. note: due to much debate online, this shirt has also been referred to as the "james havocado step back three."
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just got this email
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This person really spoke to up the spirit of dolly with that comment. Sheesh. Yours is great!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can’t believe you have the 2029 Leger. I’ll trade you my “32 and “34 for it. “29 was his golden age. Though you gotta respect his micron .00005 days.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I demand a Hatfield dollar corndog night.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Schwarboff.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ur, unnamed team.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have grumbled at named team about this. (Anklebiters)
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
¡Creo en tí!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Quote post with a rejected/unselected sketch from a project.
Abstract illustration of cells coming together in the shape of a blue whale.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A button that turns off every AI feature and alert that Adobe pitches across creative suite.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wow. I bet they were drinking raw milk like champagne in the clubhouse after that win.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You need this.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Charts & graphs eben.com/inc-magazine... #illustration
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
illustrators who are interested in editorial work- please drop ur portfolios here + what topics/themes/subjects you are interested in! so i can refer you if a job comes my way but I can't take it 🫶
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
At any given time it sounded like there were 12 people in the booth all talking at once and you couldn’t hear a thing (even if you wanted to).
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Astrophysics.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Shut up Joey votto, let krukkie talk about love at first sight. #phillies
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wade “this was supposed to be MY team.”
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ooooh, so we were waiting for the video to render.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeSixers!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But where are all the new AI features?!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh Jesus Christ, Now Spain is bringing on Dan Burn! Have you learned nothing?!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now trump makes the final of the World Cup unwatchable.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My kid, “guess what page I am on of my book.” Meanwhile, I have no idea what book she is reading, how long she has been reading it, or how long the book even is. In other words, RING THE DAMN BELL!!!!!!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
…apart from the fact that the wildfire smoke is probably pretty bad for the mosquitos too. Sigh.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Quote post with your bug art. Mosquito season!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Too small.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway 2, England 0. Argentina 12.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Typical Mitch.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😬
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/07/2026
Meta is a staunchly anti-art, anti-artist company and has been showing you this for years with basically every product decision it has made with Instagram, and yet so many professional creative industries continue to rely on it. Spread the word on their latest attack on artists ⬇️
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Moar!
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s been going on for a while now.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
After watching g the Brazil /norway game of course.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@richhofmann.bsky.social the newsletter was worth the wait. Still flabbergasted.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Refreshing my email already.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oooh, smart.
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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alex eben meyer @alexebenmeyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I need access to your hydration break draft folder.
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