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Alex Crast

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I'm not particularly enthused with myself

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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does Brendan Carr have a single original thought or does he defer to others on every decision he has to make? What a spineless man.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I haven't seen this since I watched it in the theater with friends, but I remember loving it and that the pay off at the end for the "that's what she said" bit throughout the movie was hilarious.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It saddens me that my nephews may be pressured into watching a live execution due to social media and their peers presenting this vulgar act as "manly" and "American".
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's very strange to see a President of the United States stoke fears of some states' existence and fantasize about their obliteration to win favor with certain states. Seems antithetical to the whole United States of America thing.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Gruden going on a rant about why Sierra's text parser system was superior to LucasArts' point & click system would be must-watch
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The spirit of 2013 Josh McCown lives on!
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I was as great at basketball as he is I would just stop dying my beard to just further demoralize my opponents by destroying them on the court in full Santa mode. Kinda like IRL Uncle Drew
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Performing a seance so that Case Keenum can be inhabited by the spirit of 2013 Josh McCown
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would you believe the that "lost" eleventh track that was added to the deluxe edition is about breaking up with a girl due to a toxic relationship?
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Across the Sea Tragic Girl from the Deluxe Edition is also great
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This sound immediately comes to mind when I see that
youtube.com
Goofy Yell
YouTube video by Capcori
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man, I remember turning 18 and being excited that I could vote for anyone going against GWB. 25 is generous in times like these.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It reminds me of the old Colbert Report bit where he made fun of people saying "I don't see color" when they most definitely did. "I don't see color" has become "I don't choose sides". Oh yes you do, buddy.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He just tried this with the AP last year and lost, why would this be any different? It's getting to the point where I think he has a fetish for losing court cases.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh wait I just noticed the mangled letters of "President" in the Trump portion of the graphic. So yeah, this entire thing is lazy AI slop. Woof. If you have a point to make that you truly care about, then you can make it without using genAI to regurgitate your point.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's gotten to the point now when I see these stories that I immediately think "Is this talking about an old story or did it happen again?"
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is there a source for that image of Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden together? I'm wondering if it's genAI since I can't seem to find an image that matches that. I see plenty of other images of all four of them at the ceremony, so if this was made using genAI that just seems really weird.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everything he says is to try and appear like the smartest person in the room. Clearly the man doesn't stand for anything.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Improbably, the video game tie-in to X-Men Origins: Wolverine remains the best Wolverine game
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wouldn't be against a Tom Goes To The Mayor legacy sequel called Tom Goes To The President about Tom Peters each day visiting his friend The Mayor, who's now the President of the United States of America, to pitch new ideas.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The ultimate compliment
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This sounds like the premise for a sketch from the movie The Ten but it's played straight...? What on earth?
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The beginning of the letter sounds like the Clippers wanted the NBA to "stop the count" and end Wachtell Lipton's investigation shortly after starting, and then the rest is haranguing about how much money this has cost and how it's hurt the feelings of the Clippers and their partners. lol
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tough one to choose. Honorable mentions to Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Munich, Idiocracy, V for Vendetta, Clerks II, Beerfest and The Descent. Quite a year for entertaining movies.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
The movie poster for the film A Scanner Darkly showing the starring cast as their characters peeking through window blinds: Keanu Reeves, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Winona Ryder.
On the one of the blinds it states the movie is written by Richard Linklater based on Phillip K. Dick's novel of the same name, and is also directed by Richard Linklater.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To add to that, people get kicked out of sporting events and pro wrestling shows for having profanity or just in-bad-taste words on a sign they hold up. No way someone threatening to sue for having their 1A rights violated after they get kicked out for displaying swastikas holds any water.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The last sentence of the statement is so cowardly. It's your building, you don't have to worry about running afoul of the First Amendment by having a rule that displaying Nazi imagery and symbols gets you kicked out of the venue that you own.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not just falling down, it runs full-speed into a wall and explodes into pieces. Incredible practical use cases for this! 😂
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I remember that Cavemen show being a lot better than I expected it to be, but then again that was 19 years ago. Also, Small Wonder and the way Vicky talked is like forever burned into my brain. I don't even remember liking the show, but for whatever reason I remember it vividly.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Now I'm wondering if hospital employees, patients and visitors are some sort of special targeted advertising group for marketing companies because of the guaranteed usage rates and this is the hospital fighting back from their patients and visitors being used like that.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Huh, I wonder if that's some sort of hospital policy (maybe to avoid advertisements for certain companies from being shown to patients on their devices?) or if a rogue IT employee decided to just set one of those public lists on the hospital routers to block all ad domains for their own enjoyment.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Many, many things are strange about Trump's presidency, but the Religious Right's hand-waving of Trump's constant vulgarity in public continues to puzzle me.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's a very frustrating reality when establishment Democrats serve only the donors that line their pockets while Republicans serve only bigots and/or billionaires. Citizens United really did a number on this country.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It warms my heart to see Billy and Juice Box getting along together so well
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
¿Lucha Misterio?
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Last Epoch
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Same problem that plagued The Initiative. With big money you can dream big, but it doesn't guarantee success.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Glass half-full outlook would be if it's revealed that they canceled Wonder Man Season 2 because they're now developing West Coast Avengers with Yahya Abdul-Mateen II starring in it.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's funny how unlikable Newsom is, yet when Republicans tried to use that unlikability in their favor for a recall to try and get Larry Elder(!!!) elected we were all like "lolno we're not idiots, we see what you're doing here" and shut that down. Here's hoping Becerra is less of a dipshit.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Aw, the vertical crop cut out Professor Bobo. Justice for Bobo, son of Coco!
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The loss of Quibi continues to ripple across the industry
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I checked the IMDB page for this and now I'm even more confused because all three ghosts of Christmas are apparently in the movie, so this just seems to be A Christmas Carrol with a really dumb ad campaign.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Paramount executives:
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
what
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
First time I watched it I couldn't parse what was going on until about halfway through when Branagh's character went through the machine and then everything clicked. Awesome movie and made me a big fan of Robert Pattinson.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Reminds me of when rideshare and delivery apps spent over $200 million to promote legislation that would allow them to avoid paying their drivers benefits. Hopefully California voters don't fall for this trick again.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's going to take awhile to train my brain from thinking that Andy Burnham hosts a talk show on Bravo.
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh wow, I never knew this is where that song comes from. Hearing it made me think of this really stupid 40K video I still remember from ages ago.
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Lets Play Space Marine
YouTube video by CICEBRO
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Juke the pain away
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Since satire is now reality, I say bring on the jagged metal Cheerios!
A box of Krusty O's cereal with the disclaimer "Free inside! One jagged metal Krusty-O!"
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