Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name. ... Par for the course, being yelled at.static.klipy.comAlex the Marmot Calling OutALT: Alex the Marmot Calling Out 140
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well, at least it as a nice comfy blanket of dust to stay toasty roasty warm 020
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just a small joke. A tiny tee hee. Hopefully this joke doesn't come up short for you. I know ... stop dicking around. 030
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.static.klipy.comSean Connery: One Ping Only PleaseALT: Sean Connery: One Ping Only Please 020
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I need to make a few of this "ticket" up because my parking lot is full of assholes who failed early in life at learning to colour inside the lines and it shows in their parking skills. 020
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well shoot - there goes my hopes for a discount. What a boring store ... no bum licking?!? I will take my business elsewhere, good day! 063
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I feel this needs a caveat or two. If it's Batman, oh hell no. He'll kick your ass to the point you wish you were dead but he won't kill you making it even worse as you recover from said ass kicking. May apply to Superman as well. So my suggestion, if they are wearing a cape - avoid them! 040
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So frustrating right? They look so round and big and full and fun and suddenly ... zilcho - nothing - nada - zero!! Total disappointment! ... I was talking about the bubble wrap not women who cheat with stuffed bras, although that applies too. What???? 😜🤣 020
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The bastard that did this gets their own special level in Hell. 240
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Headed to Burger King now to see about this "The Home of The Whopper" claim they allege and see how things measure up. 🤪 060
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026😈static.klipy.comDamon Salvatore Says ShhhALT: Damon Salvatore Says Shhh 020
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Hey if I can make them look this good imagine what you can do? Be sure to blame @charsielux.bsky.social for this happening. It is all her fault. 🤪🤣🤣 120
Alex Burns @alexburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pretty decent. A couple of good jump scares. Characters that do sensible things. I liked it. Paramount+ has it. 120
