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Alexa Nichols

@alexanichols.bsky.social
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Gamer, blogger, and meme goddess. Also an unapologetic indie author of romance, fantasy, sci-fi, dystopian, horror, and erotic novels. 🥰

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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“He who memes others is strong; he who memes himself is mighty.” - Laozi (Lao-Tzu, 6th c. BCE) www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm a video game nerd. I'm also picky about the games I play, but when I do dive into one, I tend to get fully immersed. With a game like "Detroit: Become Human," however, that can be a bad thing... Go read my little review of it for free. 🥰 subscribestar.adult/posts/422173
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm about to die. My homiegirl is in the kitchen trying to manhandle some slightly frozen ground beef so she can cook, and tells me, "I need a meat masher." So, of course, my big brother passes by and comments, "What's up?" She blushes furiously. These two 'dated.' Loudly. 😫
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As a gamer, I love reading stories like these. They warm my heart. Indie developers are the shizzle, and this game looks absolutely adorable. 🥰
gamesradar.com
Chill shop sim about repairing off-brand PS1s makes its budget back "within 12 hours" and earns $3 million days after launch
ReStory sounds like my ideal cozy game
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not meme it.” - Marcus Aurelius (121–180 CE) www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol... 😏
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've been playing the Final Fantasy series in order on my Nintendo Switch via Pixel Remaster, and last night I beat Final Fantasy II! I hope three is better... In all fairness, it tried to introduce a lot of new mechanics, so I can forgive it a little. www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So I saved up and bought Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster for my Nintendo Switch. I don't regret it. The quality-of-life features, along with the revamped graphics, are amazing. I already beat Final Fantasy I, working on Final Fantasy II now! 🥳
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t catch all my social media posts? Sign up for my monthly newsletter. I’ll even give you a free audiobook code for any one of my works, your choice. The only thing you have to lose is your inhibitions. 🥰 alexanichols.com
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ditch both of them. McDonald’s has become sanitized and dystopian (seriously, have you been in one lately?!), while Burger King at least seems to be trying to improve. Still... Five Guys has way better burgers, and they aren’t stingy with the fries! 🤤
tastingtable.com
What's The Actual Difference Between Burger King And McDonald's Beef? - Tasting Table
The beef at both McDonald's and Burger King is made from 100% beef without fillers and extenders, but all BK patties are frozen, and only some McDs are.
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This will never make sense to me. How can people just be cool with this? I don't care what political affiliation you are - this is about children! Babies! 😔
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The mysterious Qedesha - a group of highly trained sacred prostitutes - is an organization that the naïve, young virgin Keira is aching to be inducted into. Follow her sexually charged journey in graphic, erotic detail... www.amazon.com/dp/B09FFF8XCW
amazon.com
Qedesha
Visit Amazon's Qedesha Page and shop for all Qedesha books. Check out pictures, author information, and reviews of Qedesha
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having many memes.” - Seneca (4 BCE–65 CE)
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anytime I'm feeling a little down, this video of Tom Holland dancing to Umbrella with Zendaya in the background always lifts me up. It's so adorable on several levels. Love it. 😌 www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0nN...
youtube.com
Tom Holland Performs Rihanna's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
Tom Holland's performance of "Umbrella" could give Rihanna a run for her money. It's going to take a lot to top that! Subscribe to Comedy Central UK: http://bit.ly/1gaKaZO Check out the Comedy…
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's my birthday. 😌
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some women fall in love. Some women fall into temptation. Some women destroy their entire lives chasing desire. This collection has all three. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2SCK9R7
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Rick R. Reed @rickrreed.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Submitted for your consideration… #amwriting #fiction #Saturday
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know, some of the memes I post on Monday at noon push the boundaries of decency, but did you know I post way more offensive memes? If you're a member of my Subscribestar Adult, go hither... subscribestar.adult/posts/943858
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Leo was a devoted husband, father, and successful comic-strip illustrator. After alcoholism and his wife's death, he mentally collapsed. Then his daughter and her friend hatched a plan that spiraled into something more dangerous than they imagined... www.amazon.com/dp/B0CV225PBB
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“The misfortune of the memer is better than the prosperity of the fool.” - Epicurus (341–270 BCE) 📚 www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thanks for being a part of my little digital world. I know I'm not the best author or the most popular social media wench, but you all still take time out of your lives to talk with me, respond to my posts, and read my books. That means more to me than any of you can know. 😌
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Elena’s mother is out of town on business, leaving her all alone with her newly minted stepfather, a man she has been lusting after since the day her mother brought him home... www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP68N3KN
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So I got up to use the restroom last night, and my foot somehow caught in the blankets, and I fell HARDASFUCK directly on my knees and nearly faceplanted. So now I'm walking around like someone twice my age, and my big brother keeps calling me "elderly." 😭
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sigh... 😔 Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump orders Pentagon to redesign US aircraft carrier to use steam catapults to launch jets
President has suggested steam catapults every year since 2017, saying digital systems are too ‘complicated’
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Some women fall in love. Some women fall into temptation. Some women destroy their entire lives chasing desire. This collection has all three. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2SCK9R7
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A random thought hit me out of nowhere: our mouths were intended for four things: eating, drinking, communicating, and breathing. However. What's the point of pressing our lips against another person's lips in a "kiss?" I know it's supposed to be an intimate act, but... why? 🤔
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What I've been up to lately while all the rest of you mofos have been lollygagging... 📚 Paying His Debts subscribestar.art/posts/2615069 👁️ 25% Sneak Peek: "Her" subscribestar.art/posts/2625682 ✍️ Writing Update subscribestar.adult/posts/2594275 Also, memes. 🥰
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Managed to get an obscene amount of writing done today. Go me. 😌
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a meme without accepting it.” Aristotle (384–322 BCE) www.amazon.com/Alexa-Nichol...
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Parents: Is this true? 🤔
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Subscribestar members of the Voyeur tier and higher: go check out a sneak peek of "Her," a story the rest of the world won't get to see until October 1, 2027. And it's not just a little teaser. You're getting 25% of the entire story! Now go read, perverts. 😆 subscribestar.art/posts/2625682
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Love can be strange. Love triangles can be stranger. Love squares, even more so… www.amazon.com/dp/B083KGM6ML
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yes, I'm an avid writer, but I'm also a fanatical gamer. 🎮😆 I post my game reviews on my Subscribestar completely free, because... well, why not? One of the games I've reviewed is "HuniePop." Let's just say... you should probably go read the review. 😏 subscribestar.art/posts/330316
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ok, see, I have never in life had a "nearly orgasmic poop," and I eat pretty healthy... “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” O’Mara told the New York Times Magazine. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” nypost.com/2026/08/07/h...
nypost.com
RFK Jr.’s doctor says proper poops (like his) are wipe-free and ‘nearly orgasmic’
“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room and nobody would know,” he said.
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The kind of articles that show up on my news feed. I'm such a nerd. 😌
spacedaily.com
Titan's air is four times thicker than ours and its gravity a seventh as strong, which means a human being there could in principle fly under their own muscle power — strap on wings, run a few paces, and flap
A human could actually fly on Saturn's largest moon—if the physics of thin gravity and thick atmosphere align just right.
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Penny, a college Freshman, is hand-picked for the newest (and hands down, sexiest!) sorority on campus: Phi Beta Pie! www.amazon.com/dp/B017G8M6NW
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Men. 🙄😆
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Men. 🙄😆
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I paid an "artist" from a gig site to make a book cover. It came out amazing, but when I requested additional assets so I could make the paperback version, they admitted they couldn't because they... used AI. So now I have a dilemma: use the cover or scrap it? Opinions?
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Subscribestar Art subscribers at the Initiate tier and higher: check your emails. Or, you know, just click this link... 😏 subscribestar.art/posts/2615069
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This... www.reddit.com/r/DigitalPri...
reddit.com
A woman made a joke in a private Snapchat message. Snapchat’s AI reported it to the FBI. She was arrested before any human she sent it to ever reported her.
Explore this post and more from the DigitalPrivacy community
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
She wanted to be more than friends. For the right price... Jacob had been Crystal's best friend longer than he would publicly admit, but that was all they were. But then she made an indecent proposal, and everything changed... www.amazon.com/dp/B07H37ZDPJ
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Some women fall in love. Some women fall into temptation. Some women destroy their entire lives chasing desire. This collection has all three. 😈 www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2SCK9R7
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“It is the power of the meme to be unconquerable.” - Seneca (4 BCE–65 CE)
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Did you know that I'm not just a writer and meme goddess but also an avid gamer? I even post game reviews to Subscribestar for anyone to read, including one of my favorite games, "Super Mario RPG (Super Nintendo version)." Go check it out! subscribestar.adult/posts/334541
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Alexa Nichols @alexanichols.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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