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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Physical cards seem old fashioned now I’ve seen this.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This seems useful. I’m always thirsty when dealing with undiagnosed problems around the house.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You know what? It does happen all the time. I need to get one of these.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I never write and charge at the same time, so for me this is ideal!

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Wow I almost all the machinery I operate is light so this should be great for me.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Luckily I don’t worry so I don’t need this one.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Actually I had to throw away my last vacuum because it exploded. So this could be handy.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I have to admit not having much exposure to magma in my life… but the radiator thing sounds really useful. I’m going to get one.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Wow I could really use one of these the next time I need a sandwich and it’s about to rain. Maybe I’ll get two? One for each hand.

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Dr Splatterjacket @splatterjacket.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When it is raining do you sometimes fancy a warm snack but get worried that you might get too wet going and getting one? I don’t because I have BakeBrella a combination umbrella and hot sandwich dispenser. splatterjacket.com/2026/08/Bake...

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Dr Splatterjacket is way cooler than me. I hope I can get one of these ChronoRides to catch me up a little bit.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Do you ever take time to reflect on what you have done… or haven’t done? Then you need ReflectPress. It allows you to do that all important thinking… while also doing your ironing… Get it now! splatterjacket.com/2026/07/Refl...

A mirror is on a wall on a hinge. It has clearly in the open position, folded back what it has revealed is an ironing board also on a hinge which has been let down so it is ready to iron. On top is an iron. Inside the empty space where the ironing board usually sits is some writing which says ReflectPress.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I was thinking of using a washing line in this hot weather we’ve been having but this seems even better.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Wow if my living room was full of people I could pretend I was having a party.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This could be really handy for those situations where you run out of money in the dark.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wow. I don’t usually think sandals are cool. But these ones are…

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

He’s right maybe I should lock my vault…

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Oooh I wonder if you could use this to measure other things. Now wait a second that sounds like me trying to invent things. I’ll leave that to the professionals.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Wow I needed to rub out quite a large error just this morning. Dr Splatterjacket has done it again!

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I’m sure I almost invented this once but then forgot it. I really need this one.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I don’t want to come crying to you… I want DrySmile…

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

This seems amazing. What a cool invention… drawing! Oh and the SketchSeat too!

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I really hope I am in 7% of the population…

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Of course this must be why I haven’t written any musicals.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

If only I’d had this yesterday when I got lost on my way to the supermarket.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I’m in a restaurant. A table, two couples. I hear, “can we split this 4 ways?” His girlfriend, “no 2 ways”. “Yeah” he says… new for him… “yeah two ways”. Girlfriend jokes “yeah now you’re paying… 4 ways? No! 2 ways”. He chuckles, “yeah 2 ways, 2 ways”. Then his card was declined and she had to pay.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Wow if only somebody had invented this before I tried to create my own wooden coffee table with printed placemats.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This will really help with when I need to wash up and brush up (on a new topic) at the same time.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I hope my local council installs these immediately.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wow my desk is boring. I’m going to need to get at least one of these.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I’d like this but I wonder if it could also be a light during the day time?

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

This is ideal as I am exactly in this situation (the clothes one).

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Wow maybe I should sell my dishwasher and get this instead?

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Of course how have I gone so far in my life without this?

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Wow news on a shirt? And the shirt comes in blue? Sign me up!

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Dr Splatterjacket @splatterjacket.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Do you need news everywhere you go? I bet you look at your phone for such things, I don’t because I have my news built into my shirt. Get NewsWear today! splatterjacket.com/2026/02/News...

A man is standing on a train hanging on to a handle while holding a coffee cup in his other hand. On his shirt there is a screen showing breaking news.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Amazing a bike that knows where it’s going. Sign me up.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

I often have this problem, although I’ll also be needing to get a mine so I can properly use it.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

@coffeefirst.games Hi there. I believe today’s expert bean sort is impossible. To check I made a solver which works on any other day, but today there are only 12 valid states you can get into (including the start) so you are stuck.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Ideal for every time you either make mess or get mess on you. He thinks of everything.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

@coffeefirst.games Hi! I’ve been enjoying bean sort (although I am less enjoying that my friends @portlandkris.bsky.social and @kath4ll.bsky.social keep beating me). Have you noticed that the first column is 9 pixels too short? I think you have 587 as 578 for that column, so the beans don’t line up.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I usually worry, panic and cry so this will be ideal.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

This makes me think I’ve been wasting my time with those normal spoons.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I’m really glad Dr Splatterjacket is back. And with such a useful invention.

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Wow after 52 inventions Dr Splatterjacket is still surprising me. He was only supposed to do it for a year? So will he retire now?

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Alex Andronov @alexandronov.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Today’s the last day of gigglesadvent.com this year. Thank for everyone who took part. Today you get 12 jokes from Christmas Dinner. Hope you enjoy it, and hope you had a lovely day too. See you next year.

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