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Alexander Tesla

@alexanderweas.bsky.social
37 followers 55 following 126 posts

Floridian in Chicago

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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The longer the better!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pipelines are good and based.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Man, I gotta catch up on Thermae Romae Redux.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No elves in the kitchen!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How much do you get for slipping on pee-pee at the Costco nowadays?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Take lots of pics!!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A kindred spirit.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
But Shartch....
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
On the lake.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
He's definitely a bidet guy.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You add water to a separate package that you add a heat pack to along with the sealed food pouch and lean the whole thing against a rock or something.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
MREs would be wet food.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Glad IL and Chicago has loosened regulations bear transit. Hopefully they expand that.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
To lull you into a false sense of security.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Gonna be cold!! Single digits Thursday.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Been saying this for years.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
One star for Minecraft movie?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Man, why can't the L look like this lmao
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You are ice blocking, my friend!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Weasel?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dang, my ass always has King of the Hill on in the background.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
That's where I am...
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Sounds like the right spot to me.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I'm the worst person you know? :(
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
That's me!!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Super excited for my and my husband's move to Chicago this week. Gonna take the L everywhere.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I tbought Denton was just a place in King of the Hill.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The worst!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Tuck into waistband.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Like the keyboard guy?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ice cream of the past. :(
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
These things used to be everywhere, and then they just... disappeared. Very disappointing!
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
They're cool.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Why didn't you?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Man, I miss 2010.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It sounds like you don't like it.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Gotta sleep in a big pile or in shifts...
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Just one bed? What size?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Real. Wish I could find a pair of panties I could actually wear comfortably.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Though Narrow Stairs is my favorite from them.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Death Cab, my beloved.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
SNIIIIIIFF
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Are you a man or a muppet?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Put them in your ass and warm them up.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yeah! If anything, it's good for her eyes.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Our friends say they're not letting their kid have a screen for the first few years.
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What if the sweet little treat shop is closed?
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Alexander Tesla @alexanderweas.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Honestly, that's worth it to have access to an indoor pool.
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