alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Next stop, the twilight zone. 030
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Crow baby, I named him Early because he left the nest a bit too early. 270
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I’m meditated at a 600-year-old temple in Chiang Mai, Thailand. I worked with the teacher of the monks. I was given gifts both in wisdom and in material my favorite being this amazing levitating Monk. 030
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025This is a cat, perched on top of a lotus pond in front of a 600-year-old temple in Thailand. 190
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My aunt just lost her home. Please pray for us here. 9131
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Skies over paramount studios Hollywood today. 350
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Completely made up books. I read this year. Jonathan Livingston seagull vs Andrew Jackson wombat Accountants in love Creamed corn hole, the history of sploshing I only smoke while I do my taxes The secret life of spongebob Be here whenever The idiots guide to dummies 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Santa can go ahead and give all of us bad kids coal whenever he wants… that’s fuel for our fire! 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 02/01/2025This is the first day of the first month of the year and I met Lisa loeb at a party. Gonna be a good year. 030
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Saw a kahki colored cybertruck with the logo repainted in graffiti style. Then I yawned. It was a completely natural reaction. 240
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Happy new year. Wishing you good fortune in the year ahead. 220
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Have you noticed that many men don’t know how to buy lettuce? They unconsciously grab the wilted ones, the romaine with the most holes, the sad butter lettuce that needs help or the smooshed iceberg that is brown already… Rise up my brothers, do better! Open your eyes! Raise your standards! 🔥❤️ 141
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024I heard a story of a British man in Thailand who rushed into the first Thai pizza place he could find and urgently asked for just a “normal pizza” which seems funny to me, because… how “normal” can British pizza actually be? 220
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024The history of American spiritualism is rife with racism and the fetishization of indigenous American culture. In the 1800s Yt spiritualists would call themselves “powwowers” and claimed to be able to give you… “ectoplasmic Algonquins” to protect you from harm. This was considered “white Magic” 020
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024My DM still talks to me and sends me on missions even though I left the game. That’s how dope he is. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024“So I said to the guy, You dance with the redhead, I’ll hold the duck!” After acting in over 100 episodes of Charles in charge, I sometimes remember these random punch lines without the joke attached. 340
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024When Prince used to say “chaw!” really loud in a song, I understood what he meant. 110
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I dreamt I was in the most awesome thrift store ever, with racks of vintage circus costumes so I put on one that looked like the grinch and ran around saying crazy stuff to strangers till I was pulled out to sea by a rip current, thinking I was screwed, I put my feet down and felt the Sand under me. 230
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 30/12/2024As a kid I would laugh really hard, it felt great, like an explosion of joy. But some of the kids around me would accuse me of “fake laughing.” I couldn’t understand it. Now, I know they had grown up with a joy deficit, and my laughter was saying, there are levels of joy you may never know. 050
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I have a wickedly weak stomach, so…a fried ham and summer sausage eggs Benedict, late, late night meal after one gin and absinthe cocktail at a downtown dance party, was not the best idea. 340
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Churches should be converted into places that people really want to go. 140
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Kill off the parts of you that you didn’t wholly choose, the parts they did to you… the parts that were a response to the story of pain that you never wanted to write. #Avatarism 020
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Reading a biography of a great person is like a vacation for your character. We get to live through that other person and it really helps to put some stuff into focus. 140
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024If you find yourself at the mercy of the bad news, the ill vibes and the 24 hour social media shit stream… elevate the importance of your meditation. In short, meditate all the time. It will free you of so many random and hurtful reactions. If you don’t know how, ask questions. 🔥❤️✌️🫶🏻 020
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I watched the Albert Finney Scrooge musical on Christmas and it’s by far my favorite tale of a ceo getting threatened with death so badly that he changes his policies. 150
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My fridge is packed With roast beast and sweets Beans and sausage And random meats A bag of bread And a bowl of peas I won’t need food till February. 030
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Leftovers are my life now. 140
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 25/12/2024This Christmas, I wish for you to discover the immense power of your own will. For with that, you can come closer to anything that you hope for. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Say what you want about the Christmas movies of old, they did know how to slay. 011
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Be bold this year. If you want to be healthier, be bold about changing the factors of your health. If you want success, be bold about making new connections and offering your talents. If you want love, be bold about who and how you give love. ❤️🔥 020
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Think you know your Christmas songs? Well, Prepare yourself for the actual original lyrics to this famous Judy Garland tune: Have yourself a merry little Christmas, IT MAY BE YOUR LAST. next year we WE MAY ALL BE LIVING IN THE PAST! WTH?! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 320
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Green curry. You know nothing if you don’t know me. 000
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Please flirt with me using only the technical terms of fluid dynamics and industrial piping. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Cartoons lied to us. I’ve never once been in a position to chase my enemies off a cliff. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Got kicked out of the wizard academy for shaving. Aren’t beardless wizards like the new big thing? I’m so sick of discrimination. 000
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024When, and if you get stuck in an elevator for an indefinite amount of time with strangers, go ahead and fart. It’ll give the people something to focus on besides fear. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I heard this wisdom recently: if they insult you, instead of raising the energy, ask them to repeat it. Can you say that again? They are hoping to get you out of control, so when you ask them to repeat it then ask calmly…what do you need from me? It can diffuse the situation. What do you think? 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Just went to target to find 100% cotton boxers. I remember girls used to wear men’s boxers in the 90s as fashion, they were easy to find in all styles. Not so anymore. They had one brand, one color, one pack in my size. Dear Santa: bring back cotton boxers please, I’m sick of these plastic drawers! 020
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become. 000
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Ambition without action becomes anxiety. 010
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Murrey Krimbus Marty chronos Hulpy Neubeer Crappy Moober Hobby krimpsmimps And doy toodie whirled 000
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024The best random post I saw today: “periodic Godzilla embroidery update” 031
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 18/12/20245 things I will never hate 1. My muppets tee shirt. 2. Hearts of Darkness a filmmakers apocalypse. 3. French fries with mustard 4. Crispy lettuce on sandwiches 5. Dogs 140
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024As a kid actor I got asked read with Ted Danson for a part on his newest show, and he decided to be completely bald that day. I didn’t recognize him till he started reading. Then it was like, WTH he’s bald?!! I still blame him for my poor performance that day because that shit was child abuse! 110
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I eat crackers in bed frequently and never have any crumbs left in the bed… that I won’t eat the next day. 120
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Sour patch kids and buncha crunch with a chlorine tasting sprite. Sitting in the dark of a movie theatre. Peak American self care. 000
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I was fortunate enough to do voice acting work on the transformers animated series at Cartoon Network. This clip is an outtake reel from a fan video I did with my buddy Keyan. Enjoy! 084
alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social @alexanderpolinsky.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Don’t be scared to leave. Fear cannot stop you now.If they cannot apologize, if they were horrible to you, if the tell you to get over it and if you feel something off in the pit of your stomach…Leave. I was never told that, and learned the hard way. You have permission to leave. Permission granted. 120