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Alexander Fox

@alexanderfox1.bsky.social
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Scriptwriter and improviser. “Excellent” - Jack Dee. Got a film in development, which is nice. Worth a follow, I reckon. #ScriptSky #ScriptSkyUK #BookSky #FilmSky

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Claude can’t stick Frasier on repeat, drink two bottles of M&S Malbec with a bunch of hayfever tablets, and text every single ex-girlfriend since 2011.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Literally sprinting around Hyde Park, desperately searching high and low for a second motherfucking magpie. But yes, everything’s fine at home, why?
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Look on my works, ye Nazi, and despair.”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m begging someone to shoot me in the back of the skull and put me out of this misery.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kettymandias
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
See also: Physics A-Level (which I didn’t even study), teeth falling out, being conscripted into WW1, and not reading ‘The Old Man and the Sea’ - all before getting a late detention at 8:40am.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m very grateful for spending the past ten years as a writer-performer, but all good things must come to an end. Delighted to announce today’s my first day as Head of Cybersecurity at ASOS 🙏
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Despite living in a world of global warming, war and now apparently plague, I've nevertheless had a nightmare once a week for 15 years where Miss McLaren discovers that I haven't read 'Pride and Prejudice’ even though I said I'd get it done by Monday morning break.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, that is fundamentally the plot of the show.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am, you feckless c*nt.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me, whenever I see literally any small family-run Sichuan restaurant
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“A round of applause for Tony Benn at the Green Party conference”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Queuing in this pub in London and buying 3 pints of lager for Twenty Six Pounds and Fifty Pence.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still keep my Twitter account for the discourse around Mad Men, which features some of the worst and least intelligent takes you’ve ever seen. Highly recommend. Mindblowingly dense.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back in the Facebook days, I remember looking at the guests my friend invited to her birthday party and thinking this was surely the conversation to watch
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything reminds me of her 💔
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Very pleased with this save from last night. That shot was a rocket 🧤
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looking like this in 1931 is preposterous. There’s been some mistake. This is a modern man. This is a man who has, on multiple occasions, behaved inappropriately on both Hinge and Bumble.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who amongst us can honestly say they haven’t, at one time or another, done exactly the same thing?
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, I’ve got a counter argument…
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything reminds me of her 💔
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP The Kooks, you would have loved UK inflation rising to 2.9% as Iran war continues to drive up energy bills.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[Ads on Rest Is History] “Tom, we think of protein shakes as a modern invention. But do you know many historic greats also loved Huel?” “That’s right, Dominic. Eleanor of Aquitaine was absolutely jacked, and Beethoven was fucking ripped as shit.” “Huel: History Fuel, probably, don’t really care.”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the 3rd day of Freshers, at football trials, I accidentally snapped another student’s leg in half, and it wasn’t even the worst thing I did that day 🫠
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, Sunday night. Time to get into bed, turn out the lights, and really stew for a good 3 hours over every single awkward remark I made in Freshers Week, 1-7 October 2012.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Breaking Bedworth
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me when there’s been an initial comic misunderstanding at one of Niles and Frasier’s black-tie soirées:
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep Guardiola seeing it’s 114 guilty charges out of 115
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fascinated by how “football” is received on Bluesky. Feels like more of a “rounders” vibe on here.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw this and instinctively dropped a shoulder and did a Cruyff turn.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me at a wedding tomorrow, spotting a freshly-opened pack of Vogues:
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS ISN’T FUCKING *NEWS*
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You and me both, Rosetta’s Comet, you and me both.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve seen a few posts celebrating Jeremy Irons’ birthday and, specifically, just how mental he is. So thought I’d bring this back…
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve never seen such an obvious casting for the ITV biopic of an evil man as Jeremy Irons. INEOS Revisited.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or 6 episodes of Frasier with a 4-pack of Madrí, pros and cons to both.
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My CEO neurosurgeon wife coming home to find me in my pants watching 4 episodes of Frasier with a 6-pack of Madrí
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Did you assault the woman?" Self-defence, officer. "That’s fine. And the old biscuit tin?" It's damaged, but- "Get in the van.”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Deleting apps cos I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (form a homoerotic bond with a beautiful boy at Oxford, wheedle my way into his family, watch his descent into alcoholism, get rejected by his sister due to her faith, eventually convert to Catholicism with great metaphorical significance)
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Invited by a friend to watch Spurs. 0-3 down, the crowd was absolutely toxic. Hammering the players, hammering the manager, hammering themselves for even bothering to turn up. Beautiful. Superb. Makes one proud to be English x
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quite the vibe shift at the bottom, there
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh no
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi, I’m an aspiring comedian and improviser, and I’m thrilled to announce that my comedy‘s been highly praised by none other than TV’s David Walliams. Before I definitely print this quote on all my posters, I’m just gonna check online and see what people are saying about Mr Walliams this aftern
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t often post about my beloved show, but it’s tonight and only 5 tickets left: www.rosemarybranchtheatre.co.uk/show/shaken-... Absolutely preposterous that, 12 years ago, I founded a show and cast MYSELF as charming muscular charismatic sexy spy, James Bond 007. Who let me get away with this??
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Now that Matthew Rhys is on everyone’s lips, I thought I’d bring this back…
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[Chris Morris voice, absolutely deafening] “THIS IS THE ONE THING…”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Yeah I don’t give a shit about interior design, I’m all about footy and tits… …no but seriously, careful with that painting, Ryan, it’s Florentine.”
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two workmen have arrived at my flat and - I don’t know how else to describe this - my accent has immediately morphed into Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins ☠️
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m never not stunned by just how weird this bloke is.
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