alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026me to my mother: how does it feel, knowing you raised me to be the only person who can beat you in an argument? 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 23/12/2025terrified to find out who else in the family has been watching canadian hockey yaoi this holiday season 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/09/2025can i pitch for history books to call this era "the blue scare" 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 14/09/2025i think the only way to heal is to witness the suffering of others 020
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025winston would have an adderall rx but never take it; schmidt would then ofc be taking winston's adderall for years 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 19/08/2025heres my pitch: gen z new girl. everythings the same except they're actually a polycule at least one of the guys is trans. coach has a successful drag career. jess is probably nonbinary. 100
Reposted by alex 🌻🍉Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Friendly reminder that school administrators tend to take complaints from parents much more seriously than the same complaints from teachers. So if your kids’ school district is using PragerU stuff, please speak up. 3323921506
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 09/08/2025everyones reaction to the epstein list cracks me up like it's schrodinger's list at this point, i don't care if they ever release it there are names we know for sure are there 000
Reposted by alex 🌻🍉The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 03/08/2025“Sesame Street” and its sequel, “The Electric Company,” were, “with lapses, the most intelligent and important programs in television,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.newyorker.comThe Invention of “Sesame Street”Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television. 17389971825
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025omg @samreich.bsky.social ur in my crossword (source: willamette week) 020
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 23/06/2025lol elon said trump was in the epstein files and its failed to make headlines because half of us already knew and the other half never cared 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 20/06/2025dentist is removing my final baby tooth on monday so you're all running out of time to dare me to do it myself 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025okay new take - maybe the tooth is whats wrong with me. maybe it's a cursed tooth and pulling it will solve all my problems 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025also, if they take it out i want it back. ive grown attached over the years. 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025and i'm a little high so naturally now i'm like, fuck should i just pull it out? like, as a courtesy? there's no way this tooth could withstand a rigorous flossing—there have been some close calls. so odds are, tomorrow it's curtains. is it more polite to save my dentist the gruesome inevitable? 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025and it would fall out eventually and that i shouldn't pull it out, because then i might need a fake tooth and that's expensive. this was 8 years ago. the tooth remains. but here's the thing—barely. i've known i could pop that thing out as drunken party trick for years 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 18/06/2025dentist appt in the morning so naturally i'm laying awake rehearsing how i'm going to explain to them that the last time i went to the dentist they told me one of my molars was a baby tooth that never fell out and the roots died and so it's just. an old dead baby tooth wedged between two adult teeth 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 15/06/2025whispers theres a difference between zero tolerance and intolerance 000
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 04/06/2025i think we should take to the streets about jonathan joss personally 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 31/05/2025because 80 years from now, people might talk about american police just like we currently talk about nazis. it will seem so barbaric, so monstrous to them then. mom: ... yeah, you're right. (that's really hard for us to say in my family, so i was smug lmfao) 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 31/05/2025mom: yeah, like that movie me: like so many movies. but you wouldn't argue with me if i said, "all nazis are bastards." mom: of course not me: right mom: but it's different— me: why is it different? 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 31/05/2025mom: not to like, defend the cops, fuck the police, but i don't know that they're all bastards. i think some genuinely believe they're in it for the right reasons. me: okay, well, we know that's true for nazis, right? like we know there were stories of nazis who helped jewish prisoners escape 100
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 31/05/2025real convo i had w my mother 🧵 - me: what if i wrote a stand-up comedy routine called "acab: the musical" mom: what is "acab" me: ma mom: what? me: "all cops are bastards" ? how do you not know this you are so online 110
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 20/05/2025in my late 20s i am realizing just how many of you remain emotionally stunted at 19 010
Reposted by alex 🌻🍉Karis Rogerson 🏳️🌈 @karisselizabeth.bsky.social · 18/05/2025hey soooooo my gofundme? that i started last monday? just surpassed $3k! which means the initial six treatments are FULLY COVERED!!!! gofundme adjusted the goal up to $4,000, which means i'd be able to afford two additional months of treatment if needed! wiiiiild <3 gofund.me/900f913dgofund.meDonate to Help Karis Survive Depression with a Life-Saving Treatment, organized by Karis RogersonHello all! My name is Karis Rogerson, and I'm a writer and re… Karis Rogerson needs your support for Help Karis Survive Depression with a Life-Saving Treatment 264
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 13/05/2025mom can you come pick me up i'm not having fun at the authoritarian technocrat facism sleepover 020
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 12/05/2025ik marvel movies are like problematically pro military but remember that time they made a movie all about sleeper nazis in the american government 020
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025so when do we stop showing up for work like shits normal and hit the streets about this administration 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Listen, obviously all of this is terrible rn. But I've been arguing about trans people for years w my fam to now see many of them become loud, proud allies because when push came to shove, their biases didn't stand up to their knowledge. Put in the work. Forgive ignorance. And most of all, be kind 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 03/05/2025i know we dog on cis white men a lot (and we should), but i do want to sincerely thank from the bottom of my heart @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social and @rickriordan.bsky.social for being genuinely positive role models and for standing as safeguards against radicalized thinking as i've come of age 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 24/04/2025good luck replacing me with a machine, im the personality hire 020
Reposted by alex 🌻🍉Libro.fm @libro.fm · 22/04/2025Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies. Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all...mega-retailers do not. 2242912786
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 23/04/2025started the john green tuberculosis audiobook & cried through the first four chapters 020
Reposted by alex 🌻🍉MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 23/04/2025I don't have xy or xx chromosomes my chromosomes are XD. I'm biologically funny 252931623
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Opinion: We Made Up 13 Guys and Pretended to Interview Them 010
alex 🌻🍉 @alexabe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025for the love of god somebody call @michaelhobbes.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comOpinion | How 13 Independent Voters Who Backed Trump Think He Is Doing So FarThe participants discuss how they think Trump’s second term is going. 110
