alex @alex.fightins.online · 17hhe will do this with basically any music if he’s asleep i love it so much 010 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 04/10/2026also two very creepy portraits. what do you say if you get your portrait painted and they finally show you the result and it’s this 000 0
alex @alex.fightins.online · 08/09/2026at the rally to save the academy of natural sciences, my kid’s favorite museum (organized by @sarahmackattack.bsky.social !) 19711 97
alex @alex.fightins.online · 04/09/2026it really fucked with me to be out of shape, laboring through a v3 or whatever, falling off the wall, and coming face to face with this suddenly. saw god and they were a scary green baby 010 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 02/09/2026saw a car just pull into a perpendicular crosswalk like it was a parking lane today. advanced pedestrian endangerment maneuvers 010 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 31/08/2026we should go back to having christmas movie bad guys be german military veterans. let's get some moral clarity going and stomp this joker out again 030 3
alex @alex.fightins.online · 31/08/2026i did not take long to settle on one of the mina perhonen covers for this year. when is 11 AM Japan time anyway 120 2
alex @alex.fightins.online · 27/08/2026trying to take a selfie with a terrified dog in your lap is really hard 010 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 21/08/2026also props to movement callowhill for always having that one v5 (blue) 000 0
alex @alex.fightins.online · 21/08/2026impressed by this wall of routes at movement callowhill, especially bc they aren’t all easy climbs despite being set this way 100 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 20/08/2026linky keeps making me pick him up so he can put his paws up and go on the computer 020 2
alex @alex.fightins.online · 18/08/2026just dumped a bunch of flour in here at random and it was, to the gram, the amount i needed 230 3
alex @alex.fightins.online · 11/08/2026my grandparents got a beach rental with what i would describe as a “liability pool” 000 0
alex @alex.fightins.online · 09/08/2026my dog isn’t a pug but similarly sized and he gets excited anytime he hears a belt buckle being undone because he knows someone will be sitting in place with no escape such that he can 020 2
alex @alex.fightins.online · 06/08/2026i hate when mischievous children flee across the railroad tracks, unheeding my calls 100 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 29/07/2026making the annoying pasta salad. this is maybe the most satisfying cooking task though 010 1
alex @alex.fightins.online · 22/07/2026my parents evinced a general disapproval for any music that any kids would listen to, but the best specific answer is probably the eve 6 cd that i hid under my mattress so they wouldn't see the cover 150 5
alex @alex.fightins.online · 15/07/2026they should throw everyone responsible for websites like this into a big well 092 9
alex @alex.fightins.online · 10/07/2026threads this, bluesky that, when is everyone going to wake up to the fact that the real conversations are happening on Nextdoor 030 3
alex @alex.fightins.online · 10/07/2026people don’t realize it but this is actually the worst climbing injury you can get. i have had an open wound on my ankle for approximately 236 consecutive days and every time i scrape it it gets bigger and this will continue until i am dead or they invent skin 2 000 0
alex @alex.fightins.online · 01/07/2026lyra is learning to use the tractor which is WAY more fun than weeding 000 0
alex @alex.fightins.online · 29/06/2026creature whose favorite game is to lock himself inside a room then cry for help 020 2
alex @alex.fightins.online · 29/06/2026guy who gets his head shaved and turns into one of these 010 1