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@alex.bsky.to
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 10h
guess who I’m seeing next week
tweet from left at London

Normal 70s bands:
🎶oh yeah tonight, woman..🎵
Rush:
🎼BE WARY 😫 OF THE WIZARD 🔮
HE'LL SHRINK YOUR FINGERS 🖐️
IF YOU INSULT HIM 🎶
*ten min bass solo*
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 07/10/2026
the uk is not a serious country
Plan your journey to our Tooting campus

Travelling from Tooting Broadway train station
Travelling from Tooting train station
Tooting campus and building map
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 07/10/2026
the original alt text for this gif, while not descriptive, is amusing
Spanish to English Google Translate 

El Moai La Roca te detiene. 

The Rock Moai stops you.
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 05/10/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Tinashe (134) Carly Rae Jepsen (34) beabadoobee (12) Slayyyter (12) Phoebe Bridgers (11). #myweekcounted 231 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Tinashe, Carly Rae Jepsen, beabadoobee, Slayyyter, Phoebe Bridgers
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 05/10/2026
Pomeranian dog wearing pink doggy boots jumping towards the camera Pomeranian dog wearing pink doggy boots jumping towards the camera Pomeranian dog wearing pink doggy boots jumping towards the camera
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 05/10/2026
tried to take pics of a dog with boots today but they started jumping
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 04/10/2026
tweet from Liam Payne 

Gott in yeaterday spilt a fullill!!!!!!! Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house

14 Oct 2012
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 04/10/2026
the last two CDs i've ordered have come in jewel cases... woke 1 is dead
sickos hahaha yes
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 28/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Phoebe Bridgers (58) Tinashe (35) Carly Rae Jepsen (26) Paramore (14) boygenius (5). #myweekcounted 150 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Phoebe Bridgers, Tinashe, Carly Rae Jepsen, Paramore, boygenius
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 25/09/2026
Just looked this up and wow it’s so much worse than I imagined
ai slop 404 day post from Keisha Lance bottoms
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 21/09/2026
two skeet’s on the timeline

Aaron Rupar

JD Vance: "I just called them the fart left.
I promise that was an accident."

Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky

We are all dead, and we spoiled the world before we died. There is nothing left.
Nothing but dreams.
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 21/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Tinashe (5) Ninajirachi (3) MUNA (2) Slayyyter (2) Angel Olsen (1). #myweekcounted 42 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Tinashe, Ninajirachi, MUNA, Slayyyter, Angel Olsen
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 20/09/2026
anyway I had a great day
Ginko leaves on a tree that are fading from green to yellow, creating a yellow stripe on the bottom of each leafTwo dolls sitting on a shelf looking at each other in front of whimsical wallpaper and two paintings A sick ass wizard casting a spell with an orb painted on the window of a tattoo shopThree books - The Argonauts by Maggie Nelson, Undrowned: Black Feminist Lessons from Marine Mammals, and The Candy House by Jennifer Egan
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 17/09/2026
A girl in my class in middle school (2009!) had this on a t-shirt and i thought she was so cool and developed a huge crush on her lol
Peter max bright and psychedelic illustration for Pepsi ad 1969
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 16/09/2026
holy shit. this is not what I think of when I think of a car vs. bus crash
SUV entirely crumpled into the side of a metro bus, the side of the bus is also obliterated
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 16/09/2026
just got rejected from internship at stanford with no interview
Alysa Liu saying, "I love struggling, actually. It makes me feel alive."
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 14/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: MUNA (28) Tyla (17) Magdalena Bay (15) Metric (10) Fcukers (9). #myweekcounted 205 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands MUNA, Tyla, Magdalena Bay, Metric, Fcukers
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 14/09/2026
brain fog at work story: helping a guest named John Carpenter, I’m writing down his name. I thought of John Carter from the TV show ER and I said “oh, like ER.” The guest thought I was confirming the spelling of his name and he said “E-N-T-E-R.” I thought to myself, “wow, he’s an ENT doctor in the ER, that’s a crazy coincidence.” realized none of this had anything to do with ER like a minute after the entire interaction.
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 10/09/2026
how looking at the shirt makes my brain feel
a bootleg backpack with the words "harry potter," "obama," and a picture of sonic the hedgehog in primary colors
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 07/09/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Talking Heads (22) beabadoobee (17) Better Oblivion Community Center (10) Phoebe Bridgers (9) Ivy (5). #myweekcounted 194 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Talking Heads, beabadoobee, Better Oblivion Community Center, Phoebe Bridgers, Ivy
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 03/09/2026
skeet one: chat gpt, Claude, and grok are down

skeet two, “user was blocked for this post” : bye bitch!
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 03/09/2026
looking at a stationery store near me in a fancy area. HELLO?????
David Oscarson Route 66-
Fountain Pen - Rollerball
David Oscarson
from $7,900.00
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 31/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Tinashe (15) MUNA (11) Carly Rae Jepsen (10) CHXRRY (5) Jorja Smith (5). #myweekcounted 149 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Tinashe, MUNA, Carly Rae Jepsen, CHXRRY, Jorja Smith
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 31/08/2026
someone at work today had a manischewitz branded golf bag for some reason
an orange golf bag with a black Manischewitz logo on the side. Complete with a body armor towel, showing that this guy really likes drinks
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 23/08/2026
also i got this screenshot from a tumblr post expressing the same nostalgia for this particular journal feature, and this is the most 2009 thing ever
mood (emoji of a little circular guy punching another guy) suffering
listening to: the demons in my head telling me to kill
reading: the blood stained letters on my wall
watching: my life being sucked into a black hole
playing: a game called my life
eating: the rest of my sanity
drinking: dr. pepper
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 23/08/2026
i miss filling out this little thing on deviantart journals
screenshot of text on a deviantart journal, a 2000s form of blog.
mood: artistic (little emoji of blue smiling guy holding paint pallette and paintbrush)
listening to: laptop fan
reading: computer screen
watching: computer screen
playing: nothing
eating: nothing
drinking: nothing
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 17/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Phoebe Bridgers (36) Himiko Kikuchi (8) Sufjan Stevens (8) Adrianne Lenker (7) Bon Iver (7). #myweekcounted 236 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Phoebe Bridgers, Himiko Kikuchi, Sufjan Stevens, Adrianne Lenker, Bon Iver
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 16/08/2026
having a normal one at pebble beach concours
Stand advertising farm to table caviar
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 07/08/2026
omg… I’ve never even been to Chicago…
floaty pen with cta bus inside
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 03/08/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Wednesday (17) The Cranberries (13) Charli xcx (8) Ninajirachi (8) MUNA (7). #myweekcounted 87 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Wednesday, The Cranberries, Charli xcx, Ninajirachi, MUNA
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 02/08/2026
holy shit, my $50 bill might be worth $50
A Series 1981 or 1981A $50 bill is generally worth $50 to $75
if circulated,
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 27/07/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: aespa (23) Blood Orange (23) Ninajirachi (22) MUNA (16) Charli xcx (13). #myweekcounted 325 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands aespa, Blood Orange, Ninajirachi, MUNA, Charli xcx
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 25/07/2026
never tried this before but it’s it I guess
A strawberry ice cream chocolate sandwich thing called it’s it with a dash in between.  The package says San Francisco’s tradition since 1928
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 22/07/2026
My friends the Qudaih family need relief from the summer heat in Khan Younis. Can you help them? #mutualaidsky #gaza www.gofundme.com/f/save-my-fa...
children Ariana and Ahmed sitting in a tent that is decorated with pillows, streamers and the Palestinian flag children Ariana and Ahmed sitting in a tent that is decorated with pillows, streamers and the Palestinian flag
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 20/07/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Hall & Oates (36) aespa (15) Madonna (13) Caifanes (11) Death Cab for Cutie (10). #myweekcounted 206 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Hall & Oates, aespa, Madonna, Caifanes, Death Cab for Cutie
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 16/07/2026
loving the tone of this jeans review
two stars
2 out of 5 stars.
Unlike pictured, these are the stupid “big pants”
KG
a month ago
What I ordered was: what is pictured and described. What I received, and what the product actually is, was the stupid “big pants” that pretentious people are forcing others to conform to with a dystopian fervor. To be fair, the fabric and quality were good. But the crotch also wasn’t high enough to match the rise, so they were uncomfortable.
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 15/07/2026
Screenshot of transcript of text messages from tiger woods and his mistress, in 2009

Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept.
30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 15/07/2026
she's so iconic
Ayo Edebiri stagedooring outside of broadway wearing a black Kn95 mask and a white t-shirt that says "DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT AI 
I WILL KILL MYSELF"
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 14/07/2026
I saw that this artist died in 1984 and assumed it was HIV/AIDS but uh, this is crazy
Death
Nagel died February 4, 1984, after participating in a 15-minute celebrity
"aerobathon" to raise funds for the American Heart Association in Santa Monica. [17][18) An autopsy determined his cause of death was a heart attack, 1 and a further autopsy revealed that Nagel had a congenital heart defect that went undetected his entire life.
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 14/07/2026
my friend* sent me this and I see something like this every time I go on instagram. it’s so pervasive on that app specifically. I’ve seen screenshots of similar sentiments on x too.
screenshot of an instagram reel by some fuckass dude with the top half of his face looking at the camera and the caption “Never seen a straight person in their 20s walking with a cane is all I'm saying.” his username is everyonesfucked
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 13/07/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Bonnie Tyler (9) Steely Dan (7) MUNA (6) America (5) Curtis Mayfield (5). #myweekcounted 259 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm-butialabs.bsky.social
Collage of photos of the bands Bonnie Tyler, Steely Dan, MUNA, America, Curtis Mayfield
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 12/07/2026
in partnership with Mentos,
screenshot of letterboxd

1990s films with the most fans on letterboxd
(90s film posters)
in partnership with Mentos, we take a look at the top...
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 10/07/2026
Demi lovato commenting meme “get a job / stay away from her” in all caps
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 21/06/2026
googling lyrics doesn’t work anymore, this wasn’t even the correct answer 😭😭 highlighting NOT edited btw??
• Al Overview
You caught me humming the 1986 Italo-disco track by K.B. Caps. (The next sentence is inexplicably highlighted) As an Al, I exist entirely to help you out!

Whether you need to brainstorm ideas, write code, or just cut through the daily noise, I am here for you. What is on your mind today?
To groove along to the classic tune:
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 15/06/2026
♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Elliott Smith (24) Snail Mail (15) Crumb (12) Gal Costa (12) Jorge Ben (12). #myweekcounted 339 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue
Collage of photos of the bands Elliott Smith, Snail Mail, Crumb, Gal Costa, Jorge Ben
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 13/06/2026
So I ended up bartending at a jade festival this weekend and this shit is bananas
A realistic bearded dragon sculpted out of Washington nephrite by David smith, titled “Liz”A detailed skull with horns with a green snake wrapped around it standing in a desert landscape, sculpted out of Wyoming nephrite by Robert Dotson, titled “horn and rattle”A series of pieces of nephrite sculpted to look like a plate of sashimi, chopsticks, and dishes, sculpted by Clay Breitweiser, titled “order up” A realistic pitch-black hand with green pointed nails sculpted out of Mariposa Nephrite, entitled “viper claw,” by Neena-Renee Corpuz
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 11/06/2026
like. ok I don’t know how to do anything else
mirror selfie of alex wearing a white collared shirt, brown sweater vest, silver and black belt and black pants
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 07/06/2026
yay #pride 🌈
Alex standing with a bunch of furries some in trans and gay pride colorsSacramento Cheer Elite cheerleaders flipping in the air
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 06/06/2026
just found this on pinterest
a billboard in tomodachi life with a pink and blue gradient and stickers of a UFO and unicorn reading 
“I find it kinda bussin
I find it kinda cap
the dreams in which I’m dying are
the ones that kinda slap”
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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 06/06/2026
one of the 13 y/os in my cabin was obsessed with a character named Pin from a show and its just a thumbtack with a face. love it. she had a plushie of her she carried around all week
cartoon red thumbtack with a face. I believe the show is called battle for dream island
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