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Not Your Goth Girlfriend

@alex-online.bsky.social
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Worlds Smallest Pussy first alternate I am your boyfriend’s sleep paralysis demon She/He/They/Whatever

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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taylor lost me with all the god shit #bb28 #teamdevens
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨Marked SAFE from weasel Drew winning #bb28
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My pronouns are LobstShe/LobstHer
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Dying would truly be the best distraction from the Epstine files.
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Richard Gilmore has been reincarnated as Nathan Fielders doctor in the last episode of The Rehearsal and you cannot convince me otherwise #therehersal #gilmoregirls
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Jules sparkles going into this lip sync like the Hamburglar #dragrace
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
There is truly nothing more vindicating than seeing your ex venmo request his baby mama for Taco Bell.
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
#SNL50 is really out here trolling Susie Toot with a better Audrey impression than hers. #dragrace #rpdr
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Tom Sandoval is really getting a lot of airtime this episode #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
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Max Nestorowich @maximoverdrive.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We got our engagement photos back today and I am Obsessed with how they turned out.
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Susie Toot directing her RDR live group this week: #dragrace #rpdr
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Lumière’s hot goth cousin #dragrace #rpdr #lexilove
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Professional tennis players be like: #dragrace #rpdr
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Me deciding to join the Military: #Dragrace #rpdr
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
POV: You’re a manager at a busy restaurant on a Saturday night and 3 of your servers called off #dragrace
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Subs on FetLife: #dragrace
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
For me 9/11/2001 was my personal 9/11
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Lord Licorice is so sex dungeon coded. You know this guys a little fuckin freak.
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
Words of wisdom from Daddy Lynch.
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Not Your Goth Girlfriend @alex-online.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Is this the one where I’m allowed to show hole? Asking for a friend.
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