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Alex Barnes

@alex-barnes.bsky.social
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Soccer obsessed. Credentialed Writer/Podcaster/Social Media-er for Stumptown Footy.

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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Season felt pretty over when Neville was sacked May 25. They went on a run during their easiest stretch of the year under Cassidy, but have shown their true colors post-Leagues Cup. Injuries huge, but the emotional turning point was selling Kelsy and not spending this summer.
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never laaaaast” result, and fall stretch, from the Timbers. The Sounders endured a 13 match winless streak and are now 8 points ahead of Portland, who languish in 10th in the Western Conference. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Sporting Kansas City are basically playing down a man” (with a player obviously injured) As the Timbers play the ball sideways across the backline. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eric Izoita once again entering a match and getting himself around the pitch. Big fan. He’s not afraid to get involved. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Take a commanding 2-0 lead, give away an awful penalty to let SKC back in. Go 3-1 up in the 64th, allow two soft goals in a 9 minute span to make it 3-3. Against one of the worst teams MLS has ever produced. It’s just as bad as losing to Austin and Atlanta at home. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This team is just allergic to game management. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CUT. BACK. CROSSES. Every game. Need them every single game. #RCTID
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Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bewildering that Jansen Miller is not on a yellow card yet. Between the penalty and the countless hard challenges, including the last one that stopped a promising counter. Even more bewildering considering Vincent Janssen's booking. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Timbers lucky SKC don’t equalize after the hosts get the aerial mismatch of Miller on Chara. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really poor decision from Chara not to clear that ball. Needless penalty to concede. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That’s a stonewall penalty. There is zero excuse for PRO to get this wrong with VAR. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The two best attributes Joao Ortiz brings to the midfield are: 1) Consistently showing for the ball in buildup 2) Making quick and simple decisions on the ball So much easier to buildup when both of your #8’s aren’t level with the forward line. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love to see Kamal Miller getting across Luiz on that counter after Da Costa and Chara couldn’t bring him down. #RCTID
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love the kit man Sam Younie shoutout from former Timber Ian Joy on the Apple broadcast! #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And Miller doesn’t get one for completely upending Velde on the counter. Terrible consistency from the officials so far. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
12’ Janssen got a yellow for that toe poke?!?! #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lovely finish from Da Costa but that’s some of the best 1v1 wing play we’ve seen all season from the Timbers. Ariel Lassiter deserves 90% of the credit for that goal, good things happen when you take on a man and cut back crosses. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m hopeful that Cifuentes benching Bassett will light a fire under him, and that he gets back to his best form. Really turbulent club situation for the former Rapids man to find himself in this year with the three managers, and I don’t think we’ve seen his best. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I believe tonight was the first time in club history that three homegrown academy graduates (Sulte, Jura, Izoita) made an MLS matchday squad for the Portland Timbers. They had 3 rostered in 2022 (Sulte, Bodily, Ikoba), but those three never made the same matchday squad. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eric Izoita should see minutes in every remaining match of 2026. A goal and an assist in 113 minutes with the first team this year, 6 goals and 3 assists for T2 in 2,109 minutes. Doesn’t look out of place in that midfield, didn’t against Vancouver earlier this year too. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Full Time: Earthquakes 3 - 1 Timbers Da Costa scored a consolation goal late in the second half, but the damage done in the opening 30 minutes sinks the Timbers. Izoita was a huge positive, one of the few bright spots for the Timbers tonight. Play him. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
90+2’ Speculative hit from Izoita, but the kid deserves to have that one. He has tried to make things happen every time he’s received the ball. Put in a great challenge at the other end to start that move. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
89’ Nearly another one back for Antony, whose header is denied by Edwards with a diving save at close range. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
86’ Awesome Da Costa goal to pull one back for the Timbers, 3-1. Quick passing from Antony, Guerra, and Izoita in the box sets up the Portuguese midfielder for a hammer shot at the near post. The Timbers’ homegrown midfielder gets the assist. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
79’ Guerra ON // Janssen OFF #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
74’ Izoita hasn’t put a foot wrong since coming on. Linking up with the attack and tracking back in defense. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
67’ Triple switch for the Timbers: Izoita, Smith, Antony ON // Bassett, Fory, Lassiter OFF #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s fair at this point to say that the Timbers probably are as bad as this scoreline suggests. It is not a squad that needs a couple cosmetic procedures, it is a squad in need of open-heart surgery this offseason. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
59’ Nearly the Judd hattrick, blocked by Kamal Miller. Just blew past the challenge of Eric Miller. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
51’ Kikanovic allowed to run half the length of the pitch into the box before getting off an unblocked shot. It’s just shocking. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
46’ Back for the 2nd half #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has been really incredible for years how badly the Timbers struggle with the Brian White/Preston Judd-archetype of striker. The ease at which they always seem to find the right spots in the box, with little-to-no contest, is mind-boggling. Killed by simple movement. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Halftime: Earthquakes 3 - 0 Timbers Pretty clinical first half from San Jose, Portland’s backline has been all over the place. The attack hasn’t been much better. Velde being double/triple-teamed whenever he gets the ball, Da Costa misfiring. What are we drinking? #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
45+2’ Kamal Miller wins the ball in a challenge against Judd and the call goes against him. Don’t agree with that call. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
45’ Kamal Miller with an unforced giveaway to San Jose, who nearly score a fourth through Costa unmarked at the far post. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
42’ David da Costa has gotten himself into some great positions tonight, but the decisive final action has eluded him. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
40’ Velde hacked down by Roberts on the counter, and the San Jose man earns yellow. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😬 #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
San Jose are forcing Portland to play back to their defenders, who are then forced to boot it long. Nobody is winning second balls, and the Earthquakes are just ruthless in the final third. Commentary team just said “It feels like Portland’s a man down” and I agree. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
29’ 3-0 Earthquakes, Judd again. This one’s getting out of hand. Kamal Miller trying to rally the troops but the hosts are dominating the Timbers. Fory all over the place against Munie, and Eric Miller in no-man’s-land as the cross comes in for Judd. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
24’ 2-0 Quakes, Löwen. LeRoux latches onto a ball, plays it to Löwen, and the DP roofs his shot past Pantemis on the left peg. Failed clearance on the challenge, and Eric Miller couldn’t get across quickly enough. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
22’ Werner takes aim from distance and Pantemis does well to parry the bouncing strike wide. At the other end Velde chops a backheel into Da Costa’s path, but his left-footed shot is right at the ‘keeper. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
19’ What an excellent backwards header from Reid Roberts to his ‘keeper to deny Lassiter a certain goal. Da Costa clipped a wonderful ball toward him in the box, just about dealt with by San Jose. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
17’ Munie rakes the top of Velde’s foot with his studs while Portland’s attacker was shielding the ball. That one hurts so bad. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
13’ Janssen with a good turn and shot in the box while holding off the defender. Edwards equal to it down low. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
11’ Lassiter cuts inside and takes Portland’s first shot of the night from distance. Edwards Jr. able to hold. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
7’ Sloppy giveaway from Lassiter in Portland’s defensive third pounced on by Costa, who slips Werner into the box, and his cross is turned away by Fory. A minute later Löwen nearly scores off of a San Jose corner. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4’ 1-0 Earthquakes, Preston Judd. Cross from Löwen to the forward at the back post, who has Hernandez facing the wrong way as he loops a header back over James Pantemis. Timbers down early. #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1’ The match is underway! #RCTID
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Alex Barnes @alex-barnes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A live look at the Western Conference table: A win would put the Timbers back above the play-in line and within 1pt of Colorado in 7th. Eight teams fighting for the final 3 spots. #RCTID
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