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Aleta the Scary Girl

@aletanook.bsky.social

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Oh, so you're here to listen to all my weird takes? I am Flint Lockwood's wife and the mom of Clementine and Maureen Murphy. If you think Kamala didn't deserve the presidency you can fuck right off. Leftists made me angry so now I have labels.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 55m

How could you sue her? You can't sue somebody for telling the truth. Hell, I don't think you could sue somebody for spreading a false rumor. This show is so goddamn stupid. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 1h

Holy shit I remember reading some of this book when I was 13! I don't think I've seen any other Narnia adaptation besides the 2005 one in theaters. I'm excited for this although not a fan of Greta Gerwig and knowing she kinda ruined Little Women makes me skeptical. Also Aslan being female is weird.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 16h

Just recently found out We Baby Bears was a thing and I'm like "what?"

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Surprised Pikachu Meme

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 17h

Post a character who does NOT deserve the hate they get! I think I remember people found her annoying for some reason? I don't know why, she's done nothing wrong.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 18h

Bitch, you did that to yourself stop lying, Chris. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 18h

This Emaline bitch just be popping out of nowhere. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 18h

Sue, you should've known Chris was clearly bad news and your codependent ass decided to stay with her all that time? Fucking pussy. And I don't care if she was your childhood friend, she's not that kind of bitch anymore. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 18h

Damn. Two evil ass bitches unite. You know what, Chris and Billy deserve each other. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 21h

Can't wait to see the drama with this one.

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Michael Jackson Eating Popcorn at the Movies

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 21h

Damn, were there shrooms in those edibles? Why does she look like she's on a bad trip? #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 21h

Bro, you know that she doesn't know shit about the outside world so she doesn't know she's eating edibles you dumb fucking bitches. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 21h

Dumb ways to die

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Dumb Ways To Die

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 22h

I bet that lady at the counter is thinking "Fucking teens man... can't have sex responsibly.". #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 22h

Why is bitch just holding onto a wall fucking weirdo

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 22h

Stfu Chris, you stupid selfish ass bitch, you don't even deserve Sue! #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 22h

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOD STOP KILLING YOURSELF YOU DUMB FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS! WE ALREADY LOST DAVEIGH, HAYDEN, CHAD LOWE'S DAUGHTER, AND MICHELLE TO SOME DUMB SHIT JUST STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

Why would you do it if you knew it would hurt your loved ones dumbass?

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

Why was he the best character? He sounds like a fucking bitch in that show.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

Can you young people stop doing stupid things to die ffs? We already lost a bunch of young people due to them being idiots in the last few years. My condolescences to all their poor loved ones who have to deal with such selfish bitches.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

Wasn't Walt Jr. an annoying ass asshole though?

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

Ikr fuck all the dumbasses that do this stupid ass cowardly shit and drugs too.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 23h

I don't like the economy either but I'm not gonna commit suicide like a little bitch over it.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

2 hours?!?! Bro Carrie could use all that time to be asleep. She's gonna get bored in there. And bitch would still be mad at her for it. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bitch really gonna be like: 👈😬 #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Can somebody punch the mom in the face? Like I know children shouldn't disrespect their parents but my evil ass kinda wants to see Carrie punch her in the face. Like no she definitely doesn't need to go full on Cory from Fences but still. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh my gosh is everyone in the White family just fucking schizophrenic? Holy shit. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I swear Margaret is psychotically attached to her husband she needs to move the fuck on. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay first of all, I don't think cremains is even a word. And second of all, why do you care about toxic chemicals on a dead body, bitch? It's fucking DEAD! Nothing's going to happen. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why does flamin hot noodles smell so fucking bad yet taste so fucking good?

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don't think it's really an owl house rip off but it does look pretty standard tbh.

Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What bullshit is this dumb bitch talking about? #Carrie

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Man's Hilarious Confused Look

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OH MY GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW WHY DO WE GOT TO SHOW LITERAL SHIT IN THE TOILET MAN IM GONNA FUCKING THROW UP STOP SHOWING BATHROOM SHIT MAN! #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

And since when has Chris actually cared about someone getting hurt? Also, you're concerned about this dude now? This dude has been a literal creep from the start and you literally lied about your age because you're a fucking incel who hates her life. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I really don't care about any of these characters tbh but how tf does everyone else beyond Carrie have more personality than fucking Carrie herself? I think personally I would rather watch a show about Emaline than fucking Carrie.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why is Billy Noel being such a fucking cre-- you know what? I shouldn't be surpised. This dude tortures people and animals. #Carrie!

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I admire that actually.

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Bitch hates a man who's honest to her (Why did they have to get together anyway? It was so fucking random!) #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why is she taking a picture of her boingers and sending them to her friend? WTF is WRONG with this bitch? #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why the fuck am I seeing a pregnant Judy ad?

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why do they always have to have interruptions during serious moments? #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Dad, don't lie to your child when she clearly saw you melting down in front of her. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay, Dad, you're being a little bit too dramatic with that herrmorhaging bs. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I like your positivity, Carrie, but sometimes you just gotta put your foot down and say "Hey, I'm not going to allow you to treat me like this!" Also your mom needs to lose custody of you, you deserve a better family. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

BITCH FREAKING EAT oh my gosh. She's pissing me off. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

She's like female dazzreviews. Also wtf is that picture on the right?

Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Why is she throwing away her food? She just gonna go to bed starving? #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Where the fuck do they live like don't most states in the US ban phones in school? Like why should they NOT ban phones after shit like this especially? #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay first of all, I had periods that were late for 2 FUCKING WEEKS. 5 DAYS is nothing. And second of all, if you two were using some fucking protection you wouldn't be worrying about this shit. Goddamn teenagers never do things the RIGHT way. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

How is being bulimic inevitable? Obviously people who are bulimic are dumb as hell. #Carrie

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Aleta the Scary Girl @aletanook.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay but Wish still didn't do well iirc? Neither did Strange World.

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