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Anthony Babington

@alephbaker.bsky.social

Voice actor, narrator, I.T. creature, and that unsettling feeling when you look down the stairs into a dark basement.

Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I wonder if this is how Neil Peart got his start... #tinydrummer #inthirteenyearstheywillstartatributebandcalledHURRY #youdidntseriouslythinkthehashtagjokewasdeaddidyou #ihavethreehundredcharacterstouseanddammitiwilluseallthreehundred #thatlastoneisapparentlyhowlongablueskyhashtagcanbe #octothorpe

A blonde toddler sits between two toy drum kits, sticks at the ready to play.

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Never before have I wished so hard for a large scale strategic nuclear strike on a nation's capitol as I did today. Sadly, I'm too much of a pessimist to believe this situation is recoverable. I now regret having children, because of the shitshow they're going to grow up in.

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Disregard this post, just me hating on myself. The worst part of my complete inability to understand algebra at any level is that I really want to learn to code, but my brain is actually incapable of processing information in the ways necessary to understand code and write it. And it pisses me off

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

I know adult medicine tastes bad so that kids won't want it, and thus hopefully won't overdose on it... But do they have to taste THAT BAD?!

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Y'know, after Election Day, the idea of a military coup suddenly seems almost sensible. Then I remember the political leanings of most of the service members and former service members I've met. #helloFBIihavebeenexpectingyourcall #thingsthatputyouonwatchlists #noroomformytraditionalhashtagjokehere

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Anywhere in Europe looking for a mid-level IT guy, an early childhood educator, and some kids? I promise we can learn the language. #donewiththiscountry

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

When you move into a new place, consider where you unpack your books, don't just throw them on the shelf to get rid of boxes. #moving #books #bookshelf #inappropriatereadingmaterial #idontmeanthed&dbooksthosearefine #thestupidhashtagjokeriseszombielikefromitslongslumber #blueskywontallowhugehashtags

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 03/03/2024

Nerd Level Unlock: listen to "The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota" and then try to determine the start point in google earth. assuming a constant speed for 3 days, with 15min stops for fuel every 6 hours. 35mph is between Juneau and Anchorage; 55mph is Edinburgh, Scotland or Trujillo, Peru

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 27/12/2023

Thinking about the tech billionaires and their prepper-fantasy luxo-bunkers, and I just want to stockpile supplies near each one. Those supplies being: 1) welding torches, 2) fire hoses, and 3) CDs of "The Rains of Castamere". Please note: yes, I'm a bad person.

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Anthony Babington @alephbaker.bsky.social · 18/12/2023

Nerdiest thought I've had in a while: question: how did Dumbledore know that bean was earwax flavored? Answer: the beans magically encode metadata that delivers the identity of the flavor to your brain a moment after you taste it. #nowyouknow #andknowingisameaningfulpercentageofthebattle

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