Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I can't tell which one is the REAL Kermit the Frog! 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Grubb deserves a (not poisoned) treat after all this 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So cute! This...makes me wanna pull your hair though...If you're into that. >.> 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You still make my brain go blank in just the best way 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The British pork commercial sketch is particularly good 030
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You're so pretty that I'd take the gift of Ilúvatar, giving up passage to Valinor for you. 001
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Damn, if only music and art weren't political. Real shame that reality has to happen. 040
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If only I had a really hot girlfriend, know where I can find one of those? 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ma'am!static.klipy.comGolden Girls Character Sweats in KitchenALT: Golden Girls Character Sweats in Kitchen 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh no! I send long-distance healing back smooches instead 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm not walking away, I'm just travelling, I don't need any ID to just travel away from Omelas. I'm in charge of myself. 180
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You could be my queen, as beautiful and terrible as the morning and the night. 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's looking like a Clue and Rocky Horror late night, double feature, picture show tonight 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Yeah it is. Didn't even have to tutor for it or anything. You want me to tap it for you? 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026May her brain turn back into whatever ferret's brains are made out of. I assume LCL 150
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I would huff your armpit for a chance to take that bikini off 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Me, beholding an ass that's too powerful for the likes of mortal men 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Do you need some help with some sunscreen? Or anything else? 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Of all the things I'd like to do with you? Yes. Yes it does! 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026static.klipy.comPassionate Kiss BeijoALT: Passionate Kiss Beijo 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026What the fuck do any of those bullet points even really MEAN? Just absolute gibberish.static.klipy.comVintage Bill & Ted: Iconic 80s ReactionALT: Vintage Bill & Ted: Iconic 80s Reaction 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Does it work well as an emergency towel? In case I only own two, and they've both been used. 020
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Can I come to the beach and be your cabana boy? I have this strong desire to rub you down with sunscreen 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 27/06/2026He's just lying awake wondering about Tony, wondering where he is, who he could be with, what he's thinking, if he's thinking of him, and whether he'll ever return one day. 010
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'm surprised the typing is this accurate. It's hard to do anything when all you can see is the boot you're licking. 000
Alek Thier @alekthier.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just means you've got a good handle for when you get topped. 💜 000
