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Aleks Scholz

@aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy
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Astronomer. Former Enfant Terrible. Big Cat Consultant. Big Dog Consultant, too. Volumetrischer Kackkompressor. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.scot/@aleks, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Damals wussten wir doch noch gar nicht, was richtiger Doom ist.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 5h
Doom metal from the 1990 sounds astonishingly cheerful. Maybe that's just the 90s.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Songs for astronomers: 'Ain't no sunshine'
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Dass die ersten Takte von "Paradise City" mal als Teasermusik fuer "Tobis Staedtetrip" im Hessischen Rundfunk verwendet wird, war so auch nicht zu ahnen.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
That Meta AI is trying to explain to me how to get rid of AI on Android should probably tell me something.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
So I had a week at the end of this summer, before the students return, without anything in my calendar. I thought, that's nice, let's do something. My body looked at the schedule and had other ideas.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
No ticky, no laundry.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
"Moments like this should remind us that kindness, compassion, civility, and respect are not optional extras, they are fundamental and necessary behaviours that we should expect and value in each other." (Sally Mapstone, Principal University of St Andrews)
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
"But all of this essential change will require redistribution of society’s wealth." roydennis.org/roys-blog-august-2026
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Roy’s Blog: August 2026 – Roy Dennis Wildlife Foundation
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
Great idea for a vacation: stay at home but don't use your bedroom.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
So why did 'they' wanted us to look west yesterday for two specific hours? What happened in the East that we weren't supposed to see?
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
People are so unprepared for the eclipse. Everybody is panicking.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
'Always is a long time.'
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Things LLMs are really bad at: Finding out where my dog has hidden his bone.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
"The results show that for an observer within the beam of a single 54\,m satellite, the mirror will appear as a −16.7mag point-like source, i.e.~about 4 magnitudes brighter than the full moon." arxiv.org/abs/2608.06433
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Atmospheric Light Pollution by Proposed Reflect Orbital Space Mirrors
ReflectOrbital is planning to launch a $18\times18$\,m mirror in space at a $\sim$600\,km altitude to illuminate a $2.5$\,km radius circular patch on Earth. The pilot satellite, called EARENDIL-1, is a pathfinder for a constellation of $\sim$50,000 larger mirrors, each with $54\times54$\,m in diameter, with the explicit goal to provide space-borne illumination on Earth. We calculate the sky brightness caused by the Rayleigh scattering and aerosol scattering of the incoming beam from one such satellite and by the light reflected back by the illuminated patch, for various atmospheric properties and ground albedos under cloud-free conditions. We demonstrate that the light pollution caused by one of these satellites is very significant, altering the nighttime environment up to distances of $\sim$30\,kms. The results show that for an observer within the beam of a single 54\,m satellite, the mirror will appear as a $-16.7$\,mag point-like source, i.e.~about 4 magnitudes brighter than the full moon. The diffuse sky background will be similar to the dusk sky shortly after sunset; too bright to see even the brightest stars. From a distance of 14\,km, the glow from a single mirror will exceed the luminance of the full moon sky for majority of the sky. From a distance of 34\,km the sky will still appear brighter than the moon-lit sky in the direction of the beam. If 400 such mirrors illuminate the same patch simultaneously, the glow will be obvious from 80\,kms.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Well. Stubble field season has arrived.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
Towards the end, screaming sky season is rather annoying. Grass seeds everywhere, tired of tourists as well, super-aggressive seagulls, and grass too tall to walk through. But fortunately, it is over now. The young swifts are prospecting homes for next year. And the combine harvester signals the […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
"Our journals are currently receiving a record number of submissions and we have an urgent need for qualified editors."
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
In preparation for the Clacton by-election, I'm watching Jaywick: Benefits by the Sea. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9DTEBeQF3M
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
And third: Make paper writing faster and easier by inventing a way to automate the drafting of papers. Now watch how the system collapses.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Second, minimize incentives to provide reviews, to the extent that large numbers of academics effectively check out of the reviewing process - because they are overworked with everything else.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
Peer-review crisis in three steps: First, make peer-reviewed papers the only currency, increase incentives to publish , even for students.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
'This new, anthropogenic sky feature would even be easily visible in a light-polluted city: the natural patterns of the star-filled night sky that have been a source of wonder and knowledge for all of human history will have been erased by urban light pollution and then replaced by human-made […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
One thing I really hate and LLMs do it all the time when you ask them to write scientific prose: Ask a rhetoric question only to answer it right away, with three word responses. 'This sophisticated set of simulations raises an important question: Is the moon a source of food for cangaroos? It is […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
First time an obviously LLM generated paper has landed in my inbox, with a request to review. Pro: Quick work, and I don't even have to worry about being too harsh. Cons: Terrified of the moment these papers become BETTER.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
"Your home feed has expired."
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
"There are now two million satellites proposed." - @sundogplanets
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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
WOW it gets even more whimsical and hand-wavy in the orbital debris section. Actual quote: "Certain commenters raise concerns regarding the extent of the orbital debris mitigation information provided in the application but ignore Cowboy Space’s steadfast commitment to operating safely." In […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
"You set the tone. Work on your jumpshot!"
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026
Season six, episode 16, first appearance of the cordless phone. It's the year 2000.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Double rainbow all the way!
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Will I ever be able to look at a rainbow again without saying 'what does it meeeaaan' and 'it's so bright'.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
It's almost like people don't understand multi-factorial causes.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I have now lived under one head of state in East Germany (14 years), two in Germany (15 years), two in Canada, two in Ireland and, drumroll, nine heads of state in the UK (16 years).
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
'One million. That is 40 times as many satellites as have ever been launched — for a single megaconstellation consisting of completely untested technology that may not even work in space.'
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
I am having a recurring football dream in which an important game has to be interrupted because maradonas brother sat on the pitch, in a dirty suit, crying. Diego has to go down and console him, while the whole world is watching.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
It's true, all things come to an end.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
@donnerbella Davor vermutlich 1986? Einfach kein gutes Format.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
And yet, and yet. It goes on and on.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
This 'event' should come to an end.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026
What a thrilling game.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
Whenever there is a fire on land that isn't privately owned, the anti-rewilding crew comes out and champions the old land management techniques, so, excessive grazing and muirburn, primarily. Except that last year's megafire was in Dava moor, a heavily managed moorland. It's almost like it's not […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
'Far from being opposites, intelligence and stupidity are intimately bound. The most elaborately intelligent performance can be the most structurally vacant, mobilising all the resources of thought in the service of erasure.' […]
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
"Because we are fundamentally wrong about the most basic fact: Despite what we all subconsciously maintain in our conversations and practices, dogs are NOT naturally fit to the captivity of their modern pet life as their perfect natural habitat." - Kim Brophey
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
I took a lot of pictures of mirrors this month. This one was rather accidental.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
Confused myself again with the so-called CCD equation. Most useless thing ever invented.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
No, I don't an AI assistant, I don't want a Smart Timer, or a Clever Bullshit Manager, or a freaking Mainframe in every toaster, what I want is an on/off switch, thanks, world. And a time machine.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
TIL: It seems there are people around who hate Carol Hathaway.
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
"World going one way, people another, yo."
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Aleks Scholz @aleks.mastodon.scot.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
One thing that isn't taught enough in early piano lesson is how you can play anything just on the black keys and it will sound good.
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