Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 4hOUT TODAY! Hello Darkness #25, with a wild, goofy, scary story about the relics of Catholic saints, by me and the great Giorgio Pontrelli! 093
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 28/09/2026Great book! If that piece seems like it could be from Piranesi it's because the art and the book title and the whole concept itself are all probably drawing from Giovanni Battista Piranesi, also homaged by @davidaja.com in Immortal Iron Fist 194
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 27/09/2026Ey get a load of Lancelot and Guinevere ova here. Morte d'Arthur! 2163
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 22/09/2026My man is smooth like Music, Lorenzo's voice got bass A body like Cartman with a Garfield face 0193
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 19/09/2026Love to the pals in the Star Trek group chat who let me be when I referred to Pike as "Kirk," God knows if it had been one of them I would have cooked them alive with a picture of Anson Mount saying "I play Pike." It's what I deserved. 160
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 19/09/2026This email header was needlessly confusing even after I figured out it was the name of a restaurant being reviewed 072
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 18/09/2026"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George" 0191
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026Kirk always hanging around on the Enterprise instead of his own ship in Strange New Worlds 181
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 17/09/2026I practically went RUNNING to grab mine from the shelf and check 213640
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 15/09/2026I caught myself thumb-swiping this jar of tuna to read the back label 🤦🏻♂️ it's been a long day 070
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 11/09/2026If you ever have a chance to eat what is effectively a grilled cheese sloppy joe, well, I recommend that you do 190
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 11/09/2026A few weeks ago I watched an early '80s Troma movie starring Joe Spinell and Caroline Munro called The Last Horror Film (from the director of Thrashin') and it featured this old NYC comic shop BATCAVE (which DC ended up suing)…today I happened to walk by the location and it's still somewhat yellow 390
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 10/09/2026"Lightning doesn't strike THREE times," the Moriarty, New Mexico town council assures its restaurant diners and convenience store patrons 051
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 03/09/2026Tim Curry's memoir ends with the best "About the Author" page I've ever seen 0134
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 03/09/2026You look at these baby pictures and you wonder when he starts to look like our "Tim Curry" until, ah yes, there he is 1172
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 02/09/2026471 14th St., Pete Hamill's childhood home the first few years of his life, just a bit down the block from Nitehawk Cinema where, according to his memoir A Drinking Life, he saw The Wizard of Oz at age 5 in 1939 when it was the Sanders Theatre 010
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 31/08/2026Warren Ellis may have meant Elijah Snow or Spider Jerusalem to depict how he views himself but his biggest self-insert character was Rorkannu from Nextwave, a pathetic, self-aggrandizing loser who's just in it for cash and Suicide Girls 0205
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 24/08/2026I just found out that the Hey There Mr. Jambo dork is the same guy from Planet of the Bass 250
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 19/08/2026But in the Latin alphabet, "Jesus fucking Christ" begins with an I 061
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 19/08/2026I'm disappointed by movie casting all over again. When will the MCU give us MY favorite X-Men team?? 270
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 16/08/2026I found this random photo of cousins JFK Jr. and RFK Jr. when they were teenagers 1317
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 15/08/2026I filed a claim with my bank to get back a $14 "international transaction fee" for an attempted fraudulent charge. They caught the fraud to begin with but still charged me for the transaction. ANYWAY turns out they put in the new complaint as an identity theft claim and deleted my account. Over $14. 180
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 12/08/2026I just started reading this, but I cannot look at the cover without hearing it in a Reverend Lovejoy voice 460
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The film which you are about to see is an account of the tragedy which befell a group of five youths, in particular Sally Hardesty and her invalid brother, Franklin. It is all the more tragic in that they were young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For [cuts off here]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5zsyemdcfobqpsoeqqco5rzd/bafkreige4ybkwjvibyk754pcnzs6oqorcjja6vaxvropbcovenhgfr4wle)
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they were to see that day. For them an idyllic summer afternoon drive became a nightmare.
The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5zsyemdcfobqpsoeqqco5rzd/bafkreidawcrfwdb4k6vgf2kpz2vvzfsimk4gvx2mofko4uvm4lvzvcbiki)
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THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5zsyemdcfobqpsoeqqco5rzd/bafkreigr7jriulfsbkdb3skagvjz4nlzkxvqtlhjk57iwddrftnn2ya47a)
