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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We didn't forget. The traitorous billionaire news buried it.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Blackmail. Just in case someone grew a conscience.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

We need a comedian as president.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Can you imagine Karoline Leavitt's complete lack of shame to defend this before it's deleted? I can't imagine being so proud to humiliate myself on national TV. Though I suppose if my boss pooped himself on TV, that makes my humiliation a little easier.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Just fire all of them, close the agency, and use the saved money to investigate every ICE agent.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

She got shot by the Jewish space laser.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

I canceled too. Willing to fight Meatball Ron, but not TACO Trump.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

No. I heard from right wingers that only a few of them kill people, but the left wing kills millions of people a day. Or whatever stupid argument they're trying to make.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

That's what makes it sick. The left will feel bad about his senseless killing for a long time, but the right is excited to punish us for some MAGA guy shooting him. We want his family to be able to heal from the grief and live peaceful lives.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

We finally found Loki irl. Who'd have guessed it was Crazy Eyes Patel?

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk... wow. I never thought he would die like that. He needed to be soundly defeated in the market place of ideas, left to watch his ideas become irrelevant. This was sick and senseless. I wish peace and healing to his family.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Democrats are begging democracy to stay alive, but they're not doing anything to save it.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Shouldn't it be longer than a day?

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Stepping into the arena to kill Medicaid, Medicare, SNAPs, childhood cancer research, and the Epstein investigation.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I mean, they pay people to protest, so they assume we do, too. Nah, fam. We just hate seeing Nazis in America.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Are there people who don't get this? Even my wife who understands 2% of pop culture references has seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Trump gets mental anguish from everything. He's a very sensitive baby boy.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Democrats are too weak. They pushed weak candidates who lost to Trump twice, and they have no idea hood to stand up to Trump and the GOP. We need Democratic leaders that MAGA is afraid of for their fearlessness. When Trump runs for a third term, Democrats better stop him.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

How do you do anything to a toddler without them crying? MAGAs are a lot like toddlers. They throw temper tantrums over everything little thing.

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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

"Latinos for Trump" - that's just like turkeys voting for Thanksgiving. Sending thoughts and prayers.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

It was his followers that morphed his teaching into a religion. My original point is more tongue-in-cheek alluding to the fact that lots of evil people are remembered, but on reflection, my point may have been optimistic. I made that point months ago.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

ICE needs to be disbanded and all of its officers arrested.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

All brown people are the same to them.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

I mean, it was an offshoot of Judaism. I think it changed a lot when Paul began expanding to non-Jewish people. As soon as there were more non-Jewish people, it started to take on a life of its own.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Jesus, probably. I should have put "starting a religion" as one of my markers of fame.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Biden let Trump get away with everything.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Wait, is this real? That's great!

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Our founding fathers owned slaves and didn't want to pay taxes. We need to make America better.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Trans people aren't taking away rights. I think they just want to live their lives.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Please tell me this is satire. I can't live in a world where this isn't satire.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I'm kind of glad it was my sewage. I feel like I did my part for America.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Dems: Please respect the law. GOP: No. Dems: I'll destroy you with a strongly worded letter!

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Enjoy what you voted for, Ben!

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

When was the last time you heard about Signalgate?

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Grandpa rubbed his face in his diaper again.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

"Guys, my hand exploded after I lit a firework and held only it! Where's your sympathy?!"

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

People are saying, "I feel bad for the Onion. How do you satirize what's happening?" This is how. Well done!

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

"I don't understand international trade, but I'm gonna wreck it anyway!"

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Have a shirt I can't wear. It sucks. It's a comfy shirt, too.

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

I hope he doesn't run for president. I'm proud to have him as our governor. I'm not ready to share.

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Kristin Mink @kristinmink.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

🚨Reports of planned ICE activity in DC: restaurant & food delivery (May 6 -10) 🚨Informes sobre la próxima actividad de ICE en DC dirigida a trabajadores de restaurantes y delivery de comida. (del 6 al 10 de mayo) 📞 ¿Vio a ICE? Did you see ICE? MSMA (DC/MD): 202-335-1183 CASA (MD/VA): 888-214-6016

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Does anyone outside of his cult not mock him? He dresses like a clown and is clearly a man whose brain melted in 2018. He's the most mockable man alive

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Alefwithhat @alefwithhat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

"You knowing the awful impact we're having on you is bad!"

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