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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 21h
Opportunities to do good in the world are rare and easily squandered, regrettably; but I will also observe that they are quite hard to execute when all of the world is gunning for you. There was a recent thread on Reddit asking about the "why didn't his yacht intervene when… [Continues in alt text]
Opportunities to do good in the world are rare and easily squandered, regrettably; but I will also observe that they are quite hard to execute when all of the world is gunning for you. There was a recent thread on Reddit asking about the "why didn't his yacht intervene when somebody was having problems off the coast of Alaska" thing, and I was not the only commentator to observe that when you are a billionaire if you intervene in anything you are likely to end up being sued so easier instead to stay the fuck out. 

This is a general problem: when I was working there in 2013 there were ideas I and several like-minded engineers had for improving privacy or user experience where we basically had to admit that "if we actually build this then people will just get the wrong end of the stick and run with it and say that we are doing something terrible". When I launched the FB Tor/Onion site it was quietly hilarious to watch people trying to come up with conspiracy theories as to why FB would want other people to use Tor. 

When you are successful there are many no-win situations, and sometimes that negatively impacts *everyone*.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 22h
Heresy! Surely you cannot be suggesting that Mark Zuckerberg and technology platforms in general are simply behaving like perfectly ordinary corporations that have acted thusly for 100 or more years?
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I am waiting for the inevitable Bluesky take along the lines of: AI DOOMERISM IS A PLOT BY BILLIONAIRE SEX CULT TESCREAL ALTRUISTS TO FORCE TRANS PEOPLE TO BREED BY PUTTING CYBER IN THEIR BRAIN'S R-COMPLEX, BERNIE SANDERS IS BEHIND IT - or something like that.
https://x.com/akarlin/status/2103939343840903320https://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/2104304176327225588
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Inner 12-year-old is very happy
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gosh, the latest @ofcom.bsky.social investigation into #AgeVerification at @pornhub.com will conveniently serve as a test for whether Apple will be permitted to break the monopolistic *regulatory capture* currently enjoyed by British AV providers: www.theregister.com/security/202...
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel seen.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Arcadia
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HOW IT STARTED / HOW IT'S GOING
Eric Lu post the factorisation of rsa260 and I respond with hello from RSA 155 and congratulationsFakeIACR (a parody cryptography research account) posts that 1 divides RSA 270, and official Ben staff says hello from RSA 0 and congratulations
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Try to keep up.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe you can create a systemd service which is triggered by a kernel plugin that detects anybody typing "14/88"* and then reports them to bluesky headquarters? Then you can call fascist any distro that doesn't include it. * Or anything else from the ADL list www.adl.org/sites/defaul...
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not aware of anybody asking you for money and I'm not giving them any money either, but going around and raging that other people and other companies are giving him money, and making wild claims on the back of that, is illiberal and bad discourse.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No, I'm pointing out that the money is not his.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gotta love Ron who posts-and-blocks in order to try and have the final word, with his assertion that people being involved or even founding a software project somehow imbues that project with evil.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Your assertion stands upon incorrect foundations:
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A few years ago I wrote "The Enterprise Onion Toolkit" which helps people set up @torproject.org onion sites for clearnet sites like: Reddit, the BBC, the Guardian, etc. The Tor Project forked my code without asking permission, not even retrospectively, using it as a semi commercial product:
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
EVERYBODY WHO'S TRYING TO HATE ON #OMARCHY AND #1PASSWORD AFTER THAT PIECE IN @theverge.com - HERE IS THE DONOR LIST FOR YOUR DAILY TWO MINUTES OF HATE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: omarchy.org/news/2026/08...
Content of the linked web page
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"IT MUST ALL BE RUSSIAN BOTS" Maybe some of it, but it's not like Russian bots are going to get a huge boost out of a reaction tweet to a number theory announcement.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I find it weird but indicative of the character of #BlueSky that elsewhere X/Twitter is blowing up with the announcement by Eric Lu of the factorization of #RSA260, a 862-bit RSA key: x.com/penlume/stat... …whilst over here folk are about what it *means* to give money to a Linux distribution.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Now you are just quoting Planck
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screenshot of the linked thread
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"software should be judged by the politics of people who are associated with them" folk be like:
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE - AND CLEARLY THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THEY COULD BE DOING!
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
PROPORTIONATE RESPONSES HERE:
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google Maps UK, right now. I noted that it took 20+ seconds for the name of the lake to render even though the other lakes were named immediately, so I presume there may be some geolocation lock.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You are basically repeating my argument, except you are still imagining incorrectly that there is some kind of upside for them. bsky.app/profile/alec...
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Someday somebody will make the argument that "because they ageverified THEREFORE Facebook started showing them adverts for alcohol & they find that offensive" — and *boom* it will be data protection lawsuits all over the place It will be the "personal security phone numbers" debacle all over again
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wrote the following as a response to some friends making the same point in a chat group this morning; you pose basically the same question and observation, and so this is the same answer Literally: Meta are paying lobbyists to try and make AV into somebody else's problem I may blog this, later
['but what about the lobbyists?!?' - is…] the usual response to this point. It's naive and simplistic, in the same way as some people imagine that [Meta] holds "data about a person" as a kind of glorified spreadsheet with that person's name on it.

I find it weird that on one hand civil society will say "big platforms know that you are pregnant before you know it yourself" - yet the very next moment say "big platforms benefit from age verification because they don't know enough about you already" - simultaneously ignoring that "there are reams of conflicting international legislation preventing information collected for one purpose being used for a different purpose, and having the burden of protecting government ID thrust upon you is complete pain in the ass"

You know that saying about "'free puppies' are not free" - because you are suddenly saddled with food and vet bills? Now imagine you are forcibly given three billion free puppies and have to upend your life in order to accommodate them and look after them, "or else". Plus you have several thousand people actively attempting to steal the puppies, and the R/SPCA is trying to prove that you are incompetent because they will get huge brownie points, funding, and press headlines if they can find arguable faults in your care.

Re: lobbying: Neta spent 2 billion dollars attempting to make age verification into *somebody else's problem*.

I think that kind of proves my point.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Again, Yeah, Nah. "Decisions taken by a relatively small number of human beings" denies responsibility of every person turning over an internal combustion engine in the past 150 years, assigns malicious intent to every farmer with a farting cow. This is teenage rage and should be seen as such.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
See link
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Famous weapon from USENIX Security in the 1990s has been resurrected for the five-year-old:
Double barrel rubber band flintlock with milled nylon gearing
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
> @goodlawproject.org Unless you are talking about HSE, I'm not aware of any obligation or duty of care for the British media to perform risk assessments regarding "people being reported upon"; could you tell us more please? Perhaps the OSA? Cc: @cyberleagle.bsky.social
Quote: I do not understand what the public interest was in continuing to hound him after he resigned as a professor and I do not understand what risk assessments media outlets did
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So who else just had their phone screech at them?
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I lack the cool tools to post a mega-skeet across 4 separate mini ones, so I am just going to use the alt text:
I've been a developer for 40 years, working for a SV hardware manufacturer for 17 & Facebook for three. I've written literally millions of lines of code.

My mētis: what you call "centralised" services are simply normal "client server" distributed graph architectures with a nucleated "hub" - look at the handful of huge mastodon instances for comparison. "Real" distribution is hard to code well, harder to deploy reliably, and simpler to manage and update when you just run everything out of a single farm of machines like Facebook was/is.

I joined Facebook when it was nine years old and left three years later, I know many of the people who built it. Truth: it was a huge effort of engineering which made it as big as it is today. Not always good engineering, but good enough, and importantly: rapidly and reactively developed in response to changing market conditions and demand for "cool features"

Centralised deployment is not some great capitalist conspiracy, it is simply the difference between building an apartment complex in one location versus designing a set of global home-building standards (along with a reference implementation) and pursuing and adoption for the latter, only calling her to success if it supplants all existing housing. The reason this is different from the real world is that you can't fit 3 billion people into a single apartment complex in the physical world. 

…Europe has no successful social network is largely regulatory: Europe is rightly proud of the employment rights and social safety net for people who work here, but it is foolish to pretend that THIS environment is a great one for software engineers who are willing to put in 60+ hour weeks irrespective that people are on the sidelines screaming at them that they are being "exploited".… I have done this, both for work and for personal open-source projects. Throwing XMPP / MQTT / AT-Proto into the mix is simply adding an extra degree of freedom to the arguments and the inertia of development.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"how did I not know about poe's law?" In the same style.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Zuckerberg says <these new capabilities> might be <optimism>. But it could be <pessimism>! <Vague indication towards the precautionary principle and a need for general wariness>." At least it's even handed.
Text extract from linked article.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This strategy didn't work to prevent Brexit, it certainly won't work in Britain until such time as some tinpot banana republic invades a British protectorate* and Westminster decides it needs to do a Maggie. *So long as it isn't the US invading Grenada.
"Overseas Territories governments: web and social media
Updated 19 August 2024

Contents
Anguilla
Ascension
Bermuda
British Antarctic Territory
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Cayman Islands
Falkland Islands
Gibraltar
Montserrat
Pitcairn
St Helena
Tristan da Cunha
Turks and Caicos Islands"
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"what we need is patriotism, except we'll call it 'civic nationalism' - that somehow we will foster amongst the English, Scots, Welsh & Northern Irish (irrespective the latter 3 all hate the former) — and then we'll scare them all into submission"
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"uncritical nationalism / 'my country rite or rong' is practice by lazy people who will not pick up a gun or do any other kind of work"
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"ethnic nationalism is bad because it's less effective for getting people to sign up for the army"
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah, nah:
Following an increase in whole-of-society attacks, the UK government should deploy tools to encourage nationalism and total defence across society.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The problem in a nutshell:
The UK Government strove for years to foster “tech” capability in British childen, and — although the “safety” community will push this as a “platform” responsibility — either we’re going to have to leave the kids ignorant of tech, or-else they will be coding-up their own VPNs & other circumventions whilst we continue to blame “the tech” rather than “the society” for the risks that they face.

Responses to Your Next Observation
Banning childrens’ access to AI is just another form of “the ability to code is dangerous and must be suppressed amongst the youth” which leaves kids ignorant and unemployable

Calling this a “platform problem” (blame billionaires, etc) ignores that kids will just use foreign platforms instead, not to mention “build their own“

AIs can’t be magically prevented from working on “circumvention” because “circumvention” is the same as “accessing my home computer when I’m on holiday“
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
adhd nerd parenting
Multiple alarms on a clock timer set for dishwasher washing machine and bread
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ps: I'm getting nearly 7 tokens per second out of a 2018 Mac Mini in my spare room. It reads RSS feeds for me and helps with organisational housekeeping tasks. Soon it will be monitoring the weather forecast for me and suggesting fun things & chores to do - avoiding both rain and sunburn.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This fine commentary: mastodon.social/@swearyantho...
I am baffled why people are going "oh no what is to be done" about openai breaking into a competitors computers, when it is incredibly obvious: Charge them under the CFAA. "Oh but their research". Sandbox it from the Internet. "Oh it's too hard to do that". Skill issue, get good.

As I said: Weird that Robert Morris got charged for all of the computers his worm broke into. After all, he didn't do it, the computer program did it, that's completely different, apparently.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You mean Coral Reef; it's only 8 minutes away by car.
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Alec Muffett @alecmuffett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Stop the technology madness save jobs don't let out of control technology through us all on the scrap heap follow the precautionary principle 

Says a parrot in general kitchener pose
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