Reposted by alecStarr Banks @heystarrbanks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One thing ab me… imma fuck up a slim jim 0204
alec @aleccc.wtf · 07/09/2026i went to a casino for the first time in my life did yall know dr pepper is free there?? 080
Reposted by alecAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised? Watters: Yeah El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on. 1250162583236
alec @aleccc.wtf · 16/08/2026anyone know where i can buy creatine in chicago preferably north side and not in a suburb 🥲 000
alec @aleccc.wtf · 27/07/2026the greenways are not a good alternative they have shitty speed bumps and there’s rideshares constantly idling in the bike lane 070
alec @aleccc.wtf · 18/07/2026big brother has taken over 80% of my thoughts like what would happen if i got uncontrollably horny inside the house 1370
alec @aleccc.wtf · 06/07/2026i’ve also heard this and don’t know what to do with that information 110
alec @aleccc.wtf · 27/06/2026support says they don’t know anything about this email @ticketmaster.com !! why make this difficult !! 010
alec @aleccc.wtf · 27/06/2026idc about the year of the linux desktop when will it be the year of MARINA 140
alec @aleccc.wtf · 26/06/2026TICKETMASTER VOIDED MY SLAYYYTER TICKETS DONT THEY KNOW IM ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS 120
alec @aleccc.wtf · 24/06/2026AI is so perverse and perverted that i’m hearing sentences like “claude eats a lot of tokens” and “an engineer has developed AI psychosis” WE ARE NOT WELL 010
