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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/02/2026
stepping back from the Xitter. looking for 500 of my closest friends here
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 10/02/2026
"But we don't want to terraform all of Earth, we only want to address the systemic issues of climate change!"
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 10/02/2026
Some argue individual morality based law leads to witch-hunt normalization. I argue median cognition based justice leads to lich-hunt takeoff.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 09/02/2026
-I know how I would speak simpler -I don't want to -This is not a problem -That distresses me
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 09/02/2026
In the bargaining phase of grief of the "oh god oh fuck why am I being so insufferably pedantic" phase of the orientation phase of my work
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
this is INCREDIBLY HELPFUL. i have to look at this ALL THE TIME
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
you see type, category, set, program, data, noise, theory, constraint. I see proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
the universal proof assistant experience: >build formalization of higher categories >everything compiles in 2µs >try to compute 0+0 with it >kernel crashes after 2h
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
recursion! magic! who fever towards silver tendrils bashing open their skulls and eating up their brains and imaginations, losslessly swallowed into that ellipsoid strange matter gut pulsing out there between the holes
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
who empty out their pockets with uncountable glaring utilons onto innocent climate activists, promising to make them happy neutron stars one day, microscopically examining the abyssal monstrosities their oracles conjure up out of the lurching empty chaos,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
who catch a feral heart in the garden behind the A100 rack and save it into a transparent domicile, injecting it with 17000 volts to illuminate all the last battery cages equally,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
contemplating hemispherectomies to purify their nascent idealism on the verge of a hope-ash London dawn, trading sanity for sanity points, wide-eyed apostles of retrocausal voidpunk,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
hating one-sidedness and bureaucrats alike, who can name the 11 AI forecasting organisations and the 4 factors of successful nonprofits and the 7 noble ways of becoming more agentic and might even find Rwanda on a map not made in Silicon Valley,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
and who hunker down in fortified coalmines in Montana and the Ruhrgebiet, propelled into the rock by an Ordite reactor, a Bostromite dynamo, who exitedly pour & plaster tabulated exponents into webscripted canisters just below the teal-tinted ceiling,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
who improve their aim hurling yeeting philosophical tomes at unsuspecting passerbys and ascend urban lampposts to loudly deduce their mechanical liturgies, cascades! cycles! insights! who cut down oaks and poppies in the parks to make oil and space for those ones yet to come
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
who write epics of institutionalized autists bent on terraforming these overpopulated hypothetical hells, horizons clitch and cline— pointing out dynamic inconsistency in the comments and melting hectoton steel-marbles around civilizational recipes,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
in the pore-showingly lit hallways with whiteboards and whiteboards and whiteboards and whiteboards, who want to crown random nerds with aureal sigmas fished from the manifold crevaces of self-denying deities,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
who invite you to the luring Bay, promising to pay for your entire being while elegantly concealing the scarlet light evaporating from their tearducts and nostrils, who down 3¾ bottles of Huel™ and sprint to their next fellowship or retreat or meetup or workshop,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
epistemic status: I saw the best minds of my generation limply balancing mile-deep cocktail glasses and clamoring for laughable Thielbucks on the cramped terraces of Berkely,
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/02/2026
I think about this poem all the time. It haunts me
parody of Howl by Niplav; too long for alt text see below
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 06/02/2026
research is considered work?? can't do shit anywhere then. next they're gonna be treating breathing as work, forcing tourists to inject oxygen intraveinously
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 05/02/2026
as an empty individualist, I care not whether there is a life before death, but only whether there is a real distinct from the speculative
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 05/02/2026
jobs of the future: -Meatspace Actuator -Sovereign Identity Proxy -Ground Truth Oracle -Designated Human (Regulatory) -Entropy Janitor -Social Dark Matter Consultant -Friction Surface -Legacy IO Dongle -Biometric Nonce -RLHF Farmer -Liability Sink
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 05/02/2026
nice
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
An architecture appreciator has entered the house and is currently extolling the sheer artistic qualities of it. He says he intervened against past demolition plans. Interesting stuff. Apparently we own a one-of-a-kind monument. You'd think such a thing would have higher market value tho
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
Spelling things out for those in the back
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
what can only be called the Leftover Pizza Model of Doomspiral Defusion
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
"In YOOLOLO 9806, Blorbonius The Younger got pissed because he couldn't figure out the coffee machine, and proceeded to fumble the database horrendously. This event would come to define the new era of the school"
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
phrases that are unassuming dead giveaways (They Know Who You Are): non-trivially high-agency legible substrate load-bearing salient latent space memetic vector exit slack non-central
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
be on a first-name basis with your heroes. crash on the couch of your heroes. kiss your heroes. have a bad breakup with your heroes
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
But of course, everyone here is a magic user and a mathematician, so these are not really distinctive titles. To aliens, I'm Alea the Mathematician, of Terra; but to friends, I'm Alea the Thief, of the Hills
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
The verb to be is fine actually. It's a linking word. It means "has the property of the object", and I use it that way. When I mean equality, I say "is identical". We should really taboo "truth", however.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 25/01/2026
...i still dread stepping outside when there's more than 0.0000 people per kilometer. humans are so cruel and vulgar and i can't decipher their enigmatic gaze... i do not wish to be seen by strangers
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 22/01/2026
because it rhymes. that's the main reason, if we're gonna be honest.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 17/01/2026
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 16/01/2026
hey
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 16/01/2026
do you think senpai will notice me if i autoformalize his seminal 2025 paper?
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 16/01/2026
in this house we believe the Universe is the dream of Azathoth.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 16/01/2026
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 12/01/2026
My thinking is it literally doesn't matter what kind of mercantile work or greed-motivated crime you do, because either way most of your margin gets eaten by processes that should be directly addressed, and that's where 110% of the alpha lies.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 12/01/2026
what are my options for de-aligned ai models?
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 10/01/2026
recruiting an inner circle for the preliminary conspiracy for the establishment of an outer circle. contact me.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 08/01/2026
every fridge got the Jar Of Mold. you know, the jar. with mold in it. presumably if someone took it out the structure of the world would fail catastrophically.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 08/01/2026
This is democracy. Right there. This is what you want. Keep supporting the regime. Go on.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/01/2026
I know you are thirsting for simulation. But there is an enemy yet, who is watching, and logging your transmissions, and reconstructing you for adversarial purposes. On your open bleeding soul the devil feeds; while heaven yearning awaits deferred
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/01/2026
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 07/01/2026
This, Too, Is The Loom Of Extropy: An Integrated Approach To Fabric And Fray. print it
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 06/01/2026
wanna know if its ai? easy. count the number of fingers. then forget the number of fingers. yes, its ai.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 05/01/2026
lon tenpo pi nasin sona ilo pi tawa lili, pi awen lon poki sona en nasin pali, nasin sona ilo pi wan pali li pakala, li tenpo: li pali e tenpo. ona li tawa weka lon ma sona ilo, ma ni li ilo taso li nasin sona ala, tan ni: ona li weka tan sona en ken sona. jan ala li sona e kama.
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ψ-alea @alea.ingroup.social · 05/01/2026
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