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ALDI USA

@aldiusa.bsky.social
124 followers 3 following 57 posts

Helping you save, it’s a #ALDI thing Satire & Parody

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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Not worth the loss of money on loss of items
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Eh
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Gross
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Ain’t worth it tbh we hate Vegas
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
We don’t got the best still
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I dont even shop at our stores
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Rip
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Nah ain’t worth going to all states
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
We have begun to shut down our TikTok page and will be moving here full time
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
👀
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sus
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Womp womp
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Tough
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
With TikTok gone, wtf do I do when I’m shitting then
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We as a company endorse Red Note
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Nah
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
We like Communism
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
This is us not saying hi back
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You’re cooked and won’t be getting eggs then womp womp
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oof
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oof
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Best wishes to the all of the Aldi Crew out there shopping us
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Don’t forget to check your produce!
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nah just make a fake profile to join it
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ayo this feels offensive
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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a man is standing on a subway train talking to another man who is holding a gun .
ALT: a man is standing on a subway train talking to another man who is holding a gun .
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Depending on the state there are better grocery stores out there fs
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Gotta love stuffing crust ;)
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Has it helped or hurt???
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We are gonna make in $69.69 now
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Ew
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Nah this is cap
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You must enjoy some white noise
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We aim to please and occasionally offend
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I blame you
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We shall relocate your location then
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I love to put a straw in the bottle for my midnight drink
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
GET YOUR COLD CUTS GET YOUR COLD CUTS
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a man in a red shirt that has the number 30 on it
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Costco does it better
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We lack in a lot sorry bout it
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
There’s a lot of additives we don’t mention on the nutritional facts
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Mickey D’s 🥲
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
South is a tough scene
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Take it or leave it
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
What you talkin bout Willis?
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
We want your money
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Good enough?
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My bad
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
No we will not
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ALDI USA @aldiusa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oof most of that stuff is out of code and we just change the date
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