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Alder Renslayer

@alderrenslayer.bsky.social
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OFMD fan page. She/Her. Bisexual Izzy Lover. Mostly Stizzy, some Steddyhands. Besides pirates, I may talk about DnD, Star Trek, Marvel Vegan 55 yo. No minors! AO3: wednesdays__child Twitter: AlderRenslayer PFP by Ash K @metaphysicalash.bsky.social

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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Day!
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Tom Holland Umbrella
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went with one of my besties to go see Weird Al tonight and it was amazing. Doug Jones was there and sang during Yoda!! I freaked out a little bit. 😜
Two ladies, one in a green shirt, one and glasses, standing in front of a brightly lit stage.Two ladies smiling at the camera with stadium lights behind them. A large stadium screen with a picture of Weird Al with people beneath him, running away titled “Weird Al” Yankovic, bigger and weirder. 
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh yes.
Stede and Izzy standing on the deck of The Revenge in OFMD. Izzy is holding a rope and they are gazing into each other's eyes with...is that longing? I believe it is.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I went and saw Coyote vs. ACME today. I loved it!
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
😭
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Truth.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yep, leave me behind….. #BookSky
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fucking hell!! I’m not sure how much more I can take. 😭💔
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no! I hate this timeline. 😭💔
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What horror movie image haunts you?
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Body Snatchers: Man's Epic Point
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Be weird. 😜
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Drop a GIF you can hear.
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Ewen Bremner's Hex in Our Flag Means Death
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This looks completely unhinged. I CANNOT wait to see it!!
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marsbeer.bsky.social @marsbeer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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AJ Nyx (she/her) @ajnyx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Hollywood, We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles? Please, we beg you, stop it. Signed, Your Entire Customer Base
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just me waiting patiently for all the Stizzy OFMD RBB fics to post in full so I can start reading them...
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The Dude (Jeffrey Lebowski) is Bored
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Modern day Stizzy AU where Stede drunkenly picks up a handsome man for a one night stand and wakes up with him looking like this at his kitchen table the next morning. He instantly falls hopelessly in love. 🥰
Actor Con O’Neill in a gray cardigan sweater with messy bed head hairActor Con O’Neill in a gray cardigan sweater with messy bed head hair saying Hello. Actor Con O’Neill in a gray cardigan sweater with messy bed head hair
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I need someone to draw Izzy and Jimothy together! I love them so!!!!
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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's day to all of our non-binary siblings around the world.
Image shows a  raised fist holding a waving non-binary pride flag (yellow, white, purple, black) against a blue-to-pink gradient. Text reads: Happy International Non-Binary People’s Day!
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Live your life so that you are mourned like Sam Neill and not mocked like Lindsey Graham. RIP Sam. You are so well loved.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A few of my fave pics from my vacation. Now it’s back to work tomorrow. 😩
2 people - one small child and one adult - facing the ocean and holding hands. Sunset over Pomo Lake. 4 people in kayaks on the Noyo River. One woman in a black jacket and blue jeans and a child in a blue sweatshirt and blue jeans hugging a giant redwood tree.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
First day of vacation. Tree hugging (I really needed that) and the lake by our rental. Two chandeliers? Now that’s overkill.
A woman in a yellow shirt and blue jeans and a boy in a red shirt and grey shorts hugging a giant redwood tree. Giant redwood trees in Hendy Woods with the sun shining through. A view of Pomo Lake from a wooden balcony. A living space with cream walls and furniture with 2 chandeliers hanging from the ceiling.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
One. More. Day. I can do this. Please tell me I can do this.
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Loki: Just 1 More Day
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am so thoroughly annoyed at everything right now. I go on vacation to the coast on Friday and it can NOT come soon enough. Please send happy Izzy/Cons my way to help me make it through the next couple of days. 🥺
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
👀👀
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fucking hell. This one hurts. Giles was the best. 😩🥺😭
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Ringa Sunn *they/them* @ringasunn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's almost time for Con's birthday! And for this milestone year, I'm putting together a video compilation of a bunch of his fans giving back and showing kindness in his honor. Read this thread for all the details! And please share it! (1/6)
A picture of Con O’Neill holdimg his shirt open and grinning because he knows exactly what he's doing.

Text reads:
Now that I have your attention...
Join me in celebrating Con's 60th birthday this August with a Con Give-a-Thon project!
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to gay pirates kissing
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Kage🎃🐺🦇 @scotkage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
😌
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
One of my favorite acts is the pagan dancers who come out as soon as the sun sets.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Celtic Festival with the family yesterday. I white peopled so hard.
Me and my outfit for the Celtic festival. I’m wearing a black ruffle shirt with a black leather corset, a black cloak, a burgundy skirt and black hip bag.Three people, a woman in a black shirt and burgundy skirt, a man in a red T-shirt and brown ball cap, and a man in blue jeans, black shirt and a black ball cap standing with a large gray Irish wolfhoundFive people posing in front of a hall and some redwood trees smiling at the cameraFour people, three adults and one child, sitting on the ground, smiling at the camera.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Real Haters Only: What's was everyone's LEAST favorite book you read for school? "The Book of Job." Yes, from the Bible.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
To say this movie did something to my young, impressionable 14 year old brain is an understatement. Good gods I love this movie.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire
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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman says we 're going to destroy the world want to come
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Three things I said while teaching this week that I found accidentally scandalous - plus one I said on purpose: - you can scissor if you want (said in pilates) - don't forgot about the bottom (leg, I forgot to say leg) - spread those knees for me (again, in pilates) +
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I just read the most amazing OFMD/TLOU crossover fic called The Last of Me. It's Stizzy with some Steddyhands as well and man did it deliver! It's hot, sweet, terrifying and heartbreaking all in one wonderfully written package. I will be reading again for sure! archiveofourown.org/works/66808150
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Share a GIF from an ANIMATED film you love!🖤
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a cartoon robot with the words `` i am not a gun '' on it 's face .
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Five shows to get to know me: Our Flags Means Death The Good Place Buffy the Vampire Slayer Star Trek (any version) Bob’s Burgers
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
CW: #aiart #ai Ugh. I am so disappointed. An old friend of mine is the principal of our local performing arts charter school and he asked me to be in a fundraising murder mystery show. I haven’t done any theater since the lockdown but made an exception for this. +
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.
First Mate Israel "Izzy" Hands standing shirtless and sweaty in a beam of light filtering down through the deck.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I just got home from my birthday dinner with some of my best friends and discovered my Lovely, Yaz wrote me some Stizzy. Pardon me while I cry over how wonderful it is. archiveofourown.org/works/81809656
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kiss me slowly (it's the sweetest thing) - yaz113 - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So, for my 57th birthday, I decided to treat myself to my dream car. Meet Toph!!
An alpine green Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Okay. So what did I miss on the cooking show? I expect there was chaos, yes?
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sweet Fancy Moses. This Izzy is 🔥🥵
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My dad was an evangelical pastor and had been counseling a married couple. One night he refused to take an emergency call from the husband, who sounded like he was having a full-on panic attack, because he was "busy". He was watching a baseball game.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
IZZY HANDS!
A photo of a shirtless Izzy Hands from the tv show Our Flag Means Death. He is sweaty, standing in front of extinguished candles and bathed in sunlight while he shamelessly flirts with an unseen Stede Bonnet.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Continuing on my bookmarks re-read and I apparently had a thing for modern AUs where Ed and Izzy are weird about each other, Stede and Izzy fuck first, and then there is a big confrontation that changes everything. I read 2 back to back. I bet I can find another if I go look. I'm not mad about it.
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Alder Renslayer @alderrenslayer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm going through and doing a re-read of some OFMD fics from my bookmarks for funnzies. It's been so fun so if you see a comment on an older fic, that's why. Also, if you have any recs I should revisit, link me and I'll put it on the list!
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