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pittsburgh has two seasons: steelers season and waiting for steelers season... anyway we will be drawing extremely rational conclusions about the entire season based on tonight

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

you'd odyssey what people flush...

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

we’re not saying you should have a favorite wastewater utility but you’re already here

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

regular reminders: - unclench your jaw - drink water - we're all winging adulthood

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

kinda chic to mention infrastructure on a date

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

another day of me going unnoticed *sighs*

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

idk... are we ready to pull out the pumpkin spice already? is summer really almost over?!

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

one of our crew leaders, Darryl says: flush the right things, take care of each other, and he will not be here on Monday or any other day after that. can we all send off Darryl the right way and congratulate him on 26 years?!

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

you don't need another situationship... you need a hobby may we suggest appreciating infrastructure?

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

whoever keeps saying, "that's tomorrow's problem..." tomorrow just walked in with the problem

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

if you've ever stood with your hands on your hips while looking at something... you've completed level one of adulthood

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

by the time you go to bed tonight, you'll have sent about 82 gallons of water down a drain. you probably won't think about it, but we will

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

our love language is tacos. our second love language is properly functioning infrastructure. let's taco bout it 🌮

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

pov: it's 2006 and my myspace name is xX_flush4life_Xx

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

does anyone want to hear my funny joke??

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

hello friends! wishing u a clog free night

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

grilling up a public service announcement from your friendly sewer authority 👋 if it’s a burger, please grill it & if it’s a wipe, please toss it. our operators are working today and all weekend so you can celebrate without thinking about what happens after the toilet flushes. happy 4th! 🇺🇸🍔

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

what's the weirdest thing you've accidentally dropped down the drain?

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

i can tell you where millions of gallons of wastewater go every day. i cannot confidently tell you how to spell restuarant

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

we regret to inform you that it is Monday

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

idk who needs to hear this, but let the grease cool first 🗣️

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

calling all wastewater social media managers 🗣️

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

but nobody talks about the first flush in a new home enough

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

there's always that one sock that leaves the dryer to pursue bigger opportunities. unfortunately those opportunities ended at our bar screens.

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

happy monday to all the dads who got five uninterrupted minutes explaining infrastructure

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Today, we honor Juneteenth and reflect on the ongoing pursuit of freedom, equality, and opportunity for all. Operations remain open to serve the region.

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

we're ur internet bestie who happens to run the sewer system

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

good morning sewer internet i was just getting used to the weekend

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

can we please not have a "the sewer can figure that out" kind of night? we're running a wastewater treatment plant, not a lost and found

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

human resources: please use your official title me: Senior Turd Technician III

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

so, basically, we're a giant dishwasher

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

arugula is not a substitute for sewers (or anything)... it's barely a substitute for lettuce

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

what if the real infrastructure was the friends we made along the way? no. it's literally the infrastructure. but the friends are always a nice bonus.

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

if you see me staring into space, i'm calculating how much grease is currently in a pipe somewhere

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alcosan.bsky.social @alcosan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

release your inhibitions... feel the rain on your skin no one else can flush for you only you can prevent grease clogs 🎶

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