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🌙hearoto☀️ comms closed @hearoto.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Need quick buck due to upcoming travel so I'm gauging interest first: would anyone be interested in discounted flat portraits? If there's enough interests I'm going to make an official post, the artwork will start in July!

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

It's kinda funny to think that my extremely specific habit of writing down every single gas transaction I do with date, mileage, price, total cost, etc may someday be extremely exciting for future historians. Now, however, it's very annoying to see the price of gas jump 70c in my notebook.

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Christy💙🦜 @cmp33.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Might eat a burger today to piss off my ancestors.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

All I gotta say is that my mom's pet name for me as a kid was "Good Bunny" so naturally I see Bad Bunny as my rival.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Guitars are like cats. You find one abandoned on the street, take it home, clean it up, give it lots of attention, play with it... then think "hey, this guitar could use a friend..."

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I'm glad for all the good election news because it balances out the news of my car's alternator belt melting and covering the entire engine in goo.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

[bloodlines 2 meeting with a bunch of suits] "okay, we got vampires, we got magic powers, we got a gritty city, weird characters, what else did the first game have?" "game-breaking bugs?" "WRITE THAT DOWN!"

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

The most terrible news for my students. Making them give short summaries on random microbio topics made their grades go up on the following exam. So now they’re going to have to do it for the next exam.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Getting ready to play a wonderful game of "what will the tariff be on the item I bought not realizing de minimis would be gone before it arrived"

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If we’re going into a depression, can they at least ban alcohol so i can follow in my great-grandparents footsteps and sell bathtub moonshine?

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Something I think about a lot re: the yakuza series is that Majima only became the Mad Dog of Shimano after being forced into a customer service job

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Steve Darrell @stevejdrl.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Yes, I've often thought I'd be happier if I were religious and could believe in a lot of the current "demonstratively religious politicians" being pimp slapped by the deity shortly after their funerals and then sent somewhere very, very hot.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Highly recommend playing a Judgement trailing mission with Yagami wasted. It's basically like roleplaying Inspector Clouseau [trips over entire bike rack].

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I have two eggs because my landlady left them behind in the refrigerator and said I could have them. Is this what being rich feels like?

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Well, I have three months of medication in my refrigerator, so I guess I have about that long to find a job. It's cool that all the places I would get a science job rely on NIH funding. Is anyone looking for a singer? Copy editor?

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I haven’t run the numbers, but I’m pretty sure there’s more coffee addicts in the US than egg addicts.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

It's kinda funny, somehow I managed to completely miss the boat on *both* Vine and Tiktok.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

I was making my mom a blog and there was a button for using AI to design it and she wanted to see what would happen if I clicked the button. Long story short, I am now spending my time undoing everything the AI did.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 22/09/2024

Little known fact, this was also probably my SAT ranking (i don’t actually remember)

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #450,126, Alc ‪@alcoremortis.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 2, 2023"

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

I think I need to admit that I understand the rationale and reasoning behind the Elden Ring shattering politics a lot better than whatever the fuck is going on in the US. And I got the Elden Ring politics info from reading the lore on item descriptions.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

Seeing worms everywhere on bluesky. My time has come. I knew loving worms would be relevant one day!

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

Something I'm realizing is entirely a "me" problem is frustration when confronted by an array of hygeine/beauty products claiming to do various things because they don't come with a paper proving how they work.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 31/10/2023

Remember, the primary reason parents need to search the candy for “drugs” is to better understand what candy is available before demanding a candy tax.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

US government: we need a new speaker asap! Radio Shack: say no more

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 16/09/2023

[me, a 2000 year old lich]: "No, that's ridiculous, why would I think about the Roman Empire, a place that I, a live human, never saw in person."

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 06/09/2023

On the one hand, cats are bundles of joy and everyone should get one. On the other hand, they train you to ignore suspicious thumps in your house at 1 am. Probably worth it.

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Dr. Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

[insert standard introductory post here]

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