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@alchemist2000.bsky.social
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🛬 Air Traffic Controller 🛫 AC1(AW) U.S. Navy (ret), H.S. Science Teacher (ret). E/INTP. 🚫 DMs, Crypto, Illuminati, Only Fans, or Lottery Munkees. 🚫 MAGAt Cultists!

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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
😂
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Does the UK have his chin too?
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
N1AE is for sale.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Tilting that bottle!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Meanwhile JD Vance was on the "Killing Italy 2025" Tour.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Oh dear! Looks like Pete Hegseth is being voted off the island for sin of having uneven side burns.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Midas Touch in reverse.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
JD Vance will be right over!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"Please find my chin"
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Um... yeah.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Eyeliner? I can't tell.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
What a shame!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Should we hold her to this?
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Then put this up instead.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Or this:
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Change Trump's portrait to this:
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
"In Search Of: Andrew's Chin"
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
More fan favorites!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
@stoner66.bsky.social Here you go!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Another Elmo favorite.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
This is just a saga now.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
"Don't make fun of my son, he's just a 54 y/o baby!"
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh darn! Elmo gonna be livid.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Lost Chin Alert!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Depends
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Exactly! Rolling street art!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
and a free ultra-violet cum tracking light.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Why would anyone do such a thing?
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Don't promise. It never works. "Cobra Tuck"
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Schedule your North Korea Vacation today!
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Viva Las Vance
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
BeeBest Vance
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
JD's Used Cars
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Rainbow Brite Vance
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Neandervance Man
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ginger Snap Vance
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Don't look now, but...
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Vivek Vance, Sr.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Oh dear.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
2nd Vice Kim Jong Vance
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
More peanuts please.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
😂😂
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I think I threw up in my mouth.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It never ends.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Me neither.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
These are all over the bird site.
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🌊 Alchemist 🌊 @alchemist2000.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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