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Gorbachevytothelevy

@alburger87.bsky.social
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not an american, most understanding of US politics inferred from The Sims

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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
hell yeah obituary
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Amazed he went with the America party and not the epic win Chuck Norris bacon keep calm chive on party
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Weird how America which harps on about democracy to every one immediately tries to deport someone who overwhelmingly wins an election
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Of course there's a distinction between being Jewish and israeli. A lot of Jewish people are critical of israel. I just meant why have we seen all mainstream media go to the ends of the earth to cover up any criticism of Israel for the last 20 months?
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Tbh trump just does what dronebama did without the eloquence, sometimes you just gotta throw the whole country out 🤷
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Man I still remember when it was antisemitic to say Israel owned all the media but here we are
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
*whispers* do a secession
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Secede, you've all got the guns for it
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
JFC just secede already, half of America seems fine just do that (tough split tho granted cos it's like an upwards crescent around that shit part)
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This is proving to be the big flaw in western democracy now, we've all ended up with two parties who are beholden to the money from the same dozen industries and just say their hands are tied 🤷
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Not being from the US nor ever having lived there I kinda assume Adams always talks like perd from parks and rec
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
“And”???? Should be a comma there
Column titled Peter Thiel and the Antichrist
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Better late than never I guess
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
This needs one of those Mr beast shocked reaction thumbnails
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Congrats from some random guy in NZ, it's cool knowing Americans can still make good choices as all we see out here is the other kind ❤️
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Because i live on the opposite side of the world and get all my news from podcasts I thought for ages this was Steve Miller of "the joker" and "rock n me" fame, seemed like a tragic turn for the guy in his later years
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Dem establishment: BLASPHEMY
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hope it's in a really tall building with nice big windows
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I spent a lot of time in liberty city and I feel that counts
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Confused about zohran actually winning, I didn't think the Democrats let actual people vote for anything
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
But he gets the peace prize and that's what counts 😂
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Idk man at this stage they may have a point tbh
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Honestly thought a dude with balls to rock eyeliner would post harder he sucks so bad it's possibly on purpose
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
A woman who would have described bombing Iran as "brat", nonetheless
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Lmao 😂
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
They all want war too, it makes them money
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Me: hows the sushi train work Wife: you just choose the thing you want and they add up the plates at the end Me: no hows the belt work I can't see where it engages with a motor Wife: what Me: I need to know
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Is ketchup h4m4s now I can't keep up anymore
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Heard they bagged an f35 hell yeah, overrated piece of expensive junk
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Nation of sociopaths discovers human experience
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
No the bad guys disappear like the Thanos snap when it hits 3.5% duh
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James in Brooklyn @jamesinbrooklyn.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
For those keeping track, Israel is now attacking and/or occupying: - Iran - Lebanon - Syria - Yemen - And of course the Palestinian Territories It can do this bc it has nuclear weapons and carte blanche from both parties as the US’s proxy to kill whoever it likes and we’ll protect them
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Well how bout you suit up then Ted, dumbass
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
They also didn't sign up to die for Israel but that seems to be the plan no matter what the party
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Overkill, bomber and ace of spades
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I walked into 3/4 of Megadeth midway across a pedestrian crossing in Auckland before seeing them and it's only impressive cos NZ gets fuck all bands
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Impossible not to read this in Ralph wiggum voice
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies" *drives car off cliff*
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Wild that people will be like "there's something going on man" and you say "yeah it's the thing in front of you that's on tv" and they respond "no not that it's another thing only I can see"
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Like when you wanna paint your house and the guy at the hardware store asks how big your house is like fuck, I don't know it's an L shape I think
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Yeah I mean they work for the exact same 6 people so probably
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I hope the tanks are loaded with HE and level the white house at this point 🤷
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
So good how Israel has just destroyed any credibility it had left with the general public in the last 18 months and is still utterly incredulous that people are like "hell yeah get his ass Iran"
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Much like musk's bladder is *leaking* *piss* into his *torso*
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Tbh I think they'd be more responsible with them than Israel 🤷
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Plot twist: the parade tanks are locked and loaded and just unload on the white house 😂
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Gorbachevytothelevy @alburger87.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I thought the military parade was like America's 250th anniversary or whatever (still a dumb idea) not just Trump's bday wtf 😂
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