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Al Borland

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I don’t think so, Tim.

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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s insane that this is not hyperbole at all.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would seriously bet good money he could name fewer than 15 countries.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you ever seen anything so pathetic in your life? We are a global embarrassment.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But Mr. President, doesn’t that mean we’ll have a massive trade deficit with Belarus?! And isn’t that bad?! Isn’t that your infantile understanding of trade?
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude has never “listened intently” to anything in his life.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know, in hindsight, perhaps making the stupidest asshole to ever live president wasn’t a great idea.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like there’s a lesson in here somewhere for democrats who try to court the right’s vote while dismissing the concerns of people to their left. Oh well!
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes, the planet got destroyed, hit for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Your eye-watering grocery (old timey word I popularized) bill every week is a figment of your imagination planted there by the administration that left office nearly two years ago.” 30% of the country: ”sir yes sir!”
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Beside the point but none of them even say this stuff! The GOP just openly lies all the time and nobody cares! The country is falling apart at the seams and the media does nothing. It’s enough to drive anybody insane.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This drives me insane. GOP operatives are not subtle or secretive. Chris Rufo brags about inventing controversies from whole cloth and announces their next move publicly. They publish their plans and follow it to a T, including how to trick dems into going along with it, and they do!
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ricochet-level promo skills
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ripplerush.bsky.social @ripplerush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe someone in the US government will write a strongly worded letter.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stunning no matter how many times I hear it. Trump describes learning about the 9/11 attacks as “an amazing phone call” because it meant his building was now the tallest in Manhattan. Trump has disgustingly been entirely about himself for decades and we elected him to lead the nation twice.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Trump proposes colonizing the western hemisphere. Some liberal academics have concerns.”
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gas prices are higher than they’ve ever been thanks for a pointless war we started for no reason and can’t win, practically no food is safe for consumption, we’re bullying and alienating our closest ally to no benefit, and the senile POTUS spent all weekend posting AI slop. Had enough winning yet?!?
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
America is ambivalent to children being gunned down at school. Getting better grades doesn’t even make the list.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trump’s promises to restore fiscal order hampered by the fact that he does not actually want to do that
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The most bonkers part is that one single person of color voted for the most openly racist man on the face of the planet to begin with
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
USA Today learns how taxes work. I’d rather my tax money don’t go to blowing up schools in Iran, but guess what, they do!
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Truly the question of our time. It’s all anybody can talk about.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wherein the President of the United States cannot think of the word “video”. Perfect brain health sir!
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I would be a billionaire if not for my lack of access to a billion dollars
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“They’ll call all democrats communists!!!!” ok, they call fucking Joe Biden a communist. Maybe we shouldn’t be afraid of the republicans screeching about leftists since they do that even when there are no leftists in sight
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If Michael Scott was a fascist
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hey look I owned this Nazi on the Nazi website I spend time on thanks to its Nazi AI
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh how I long for the days when I would think to myself “I’m gonna go online for a bit” and sit down at the Computer part of the house.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Same pea brained logic that leads to ideas like “why do we need to vaccinate for measles, nobody I know has measles”. Society in general is undergoing a big regression. Dark times ahead
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This exactly. You’re never gonna create a “shit, I get it now” moment for these assholes. Not only is the hypocrisy immaterial to their goal, it’s almost an aide to it. We get to do whatever we want and you don’t. Simple
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
America in a nutshell: won’t somebody think of the CARS?!?
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sit at home, consume, and fry their brains.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wow Apple really did fix Siri this time
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sam Altman is the world’s biggest grifter. Anyway my company that does nothing but make rockets explode and generate csam is worth more than the rest of planet earth combined
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“Paid for by Kane, the Undertaker’s brother” at the end is a nice reminder that we all died and went to hell 10 years ago
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Laughably stupid take. This site has the juice
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Incredible sir, the woke mob said it was impossible to have a conversation with somebody who died 27 years before you were born, but you did it
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yup, the media, famously, don’t cover Joe Biden’s cognitive decline at all
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’d rather give myself a lobotomy than watch Bill Maher’s show but what even is the joke here? The punchline is the nonstop stream of human misery we’re all subject to?
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
To the establishment, the GOP is merely a simple organism reacting to stimuli. They have no agency or responsibility. Republicans being pieces of shit is an immutable truth that doesn’t deserve examination or rebuke; the REAL problem is how the democrats react to them.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This post will live in my head forever. The Mount Rushmore of idiotic posts is just this four times.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
ALT: WWE Daniel Bryan's Iconic 'YES!' Chant
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
American Democrats watching Labour go as far to the right as possible and spectacularly failing:
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Media anchors’ heads glitching out and exploding like the Fembots from Austin Powers trying to criticize an agency named “nice”
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Usually like June but this is a fucking stupid take. Mocking people actually moving things in the right direction is so cynical and counterproductive.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Curb Your Enthusiasm-ass presidency
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Behold the dumbest fucking post I’ve seen all day.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“I miss a ton of strangers interacting with my posts” My brother in Christ I literally cannot reply to this post without following you
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sounds like fear mongering on first glance but nope, that’s just kinda the cut and dry, no-bias description of what’s happening.
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
President of peace(?) No(,) war with Iran(!)
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Al Borland @alborland.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Where do I go to get my tariff refund check?
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