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Albie

@albied.bsky.social
390 followers 216 following 1.2K posts

Generally amiable, with a limited tolerance to eejits. No DMs. Bots will be blocked.

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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Popped into the RNLI shop in Looe, made a donation, and bought loads of Christmas cards. Please consider doing something similar.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But I try not to get in the hobbit...
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I aim to please 😁
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You tolkien the mickey?
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Arse is on fire Arse around
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Off for a pint.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looe river
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit late, but many happy returns!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still. Hate. Thatcher.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought that too. Ended up buying one, and a usb adaptor as the one in the drawer of disappointment is not win 11 compatible. Bugger.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's what I thought!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
About 60 years
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* for royalty only 👑
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wasn't that a song by Elvis?
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Monarch would do that. Not sure of the cost these days.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do it. Buy a copy.Thank me later.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doolittle and Dally. I think that may be an actual company tho..
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Icing on the cake if there are a few boxes of flags in there too.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Humour, education, scatology, footnotes, it's got em all!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Try his cat name, Zorthrax sparrowsbane, eviscarator of voles.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This book has made me laugh out loud - enough to annoy the wife. It also makes you ponder the physiology and psychology of dogs. Adroit footnotes a la Pratchett. Dog owners will sympathise, non owners may get to recognise why their neighbours twitch. Especially near vets. Highly recommended.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grand sunset, but i don't fancy the pom bears chances.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's politics!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you use that acronym a couple of times, you get a free cat🐈 !
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have one for me.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just started reading it. Actual laughing out loud has taken place. 🤣
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still got it. Rock on 🤘
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Far right said fred
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is that celebrity riveting, or riveting off, the professionals?
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is that a twos compliment?
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2024, just too toxic and abusive.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Safe journey!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pop into m&s!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
42
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like the cover of their second album.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quite right too..
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To err is human. To Arrr is pirate ☠️.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Failing an up helli aa on the canal, I want a pyramid!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rev James is a nice pint too
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Agree, was like yoga in that sense.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Greasy
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big engines. Really big engines, and fuel tanks.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They split. Musical differences. ( The drummer chinned the lead guitarist ).
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nom nom!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My nose can run. And it does.
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Word
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quatro, dammed autocarrot!
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Albie @albied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Quarry formaggio!
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