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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New comic collection idea, release a collection book of comics for a specific month of a specific year(example, June 1973) and have every comic that came out that month in the book. Do it for every month ever, marvel and dc would make so much money from this, and it's kinda a return to anthologies
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been watching Hells Kitchen and... Why did Gordon wait until episode nine to send home the Poopmeiser? He constantly got actual shit in his teams dishes
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Men calling their partners "the old ball and chain" is crazy, like bro you would not be able to function as a human without her🫩
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course they sunset Marvel Unlimited as soon as I start using it
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That new Japanese McDonalds commercial song stresses me out so bad, it sounds like a run on sentence in an annoying way to
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marvel PLEASE bring back anthologies, I don't care if it's retelling old stories or if it's new characters in their own universe I NEED to experience an ongoing anthology
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish we could just have an adaptation of Doom. First he has cosmic radiation powers, next he's some alternate universe mutate, now he's Iron Man. He is the best Marvel villain and they keep fucking him and it makes me so mad, he deserves so much more:(
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some dumbass tried telling me his name is Shazam😭 bro read a comic thats not from 2014
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If I were running Hells Kitchen I'd give anyone who had to quit due to an injury or illness an automatic spot in the next season, assuming they got better
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah Johnny I'm not even surprised
Slur
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top ten most unnecessary shots of all time
Straight up hulk ass
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel I can say "The Visons" is my favorite comic run. Ever.
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should release Age of Ultron in Marvel Premiere, I have 12 other Premiere books and I don't want to buy a book that will like that out of place with my other books
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How Daredevil and The Punisher be moving against a single father trying to provide for his kids
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Reed and Doom don't have a 1v1 at the movies climax I'm gonna be PISSED
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BRROOOOOO
Matt straight up jerkin his shitMatt straight up jerkin his shit
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've never seen dread conveyed this well before holy David Mazzucchelli
Dredder than dred
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never thought a Black Panther book would make me cry
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
College being your first school experience is miserable, I never had a biology class before college but I tested so high in my ACT I got put into a more advanced biology class, it's like learning algebra without knowing how to count to ten(Black Panther for aura)
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Green lantern but the guardians are racist
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not one to say people aren't real fans of something they enjoy, but if your ranking of Nintendos big five isn't Mario, Zelda, Pokémon, Kirby, and Metroid, you aren't a real Nintendo fan, you are just a switch player
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marvel needs to reset their main universe, they are so beyond cooked
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cyclops should be the face of mutants, not Logan. I wish they treated by bum right😔
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you've only had cheap Apples or bagged apple slices I BEG you try (relatively)expensive Apples atleast once, they are so good and worth the cost
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman x Spawn, Batman x TMNT, Batman x Deadpool, Batman x Punisher, when are we getting Batman x Family Guy?
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To catch a predator but Batman AND Captain America are there
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Normalize calling MAGAts "it"
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Born to be a hot firefighter, forced to be a fat fucking chud
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love when games are buggy in a silly way, I so wish I could play Wolverine😔
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm gonna choose to believe she called them the f slur
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you go to a farmers market but no one is selling fresh made lemonade so you plant 50 metric tons of dynamite but the middle aged woman selling AI momslop takes of her costume and reveals she's actually Daredevil and he trys to stop you but you realize you aren't in a hallway so it's lowk free
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DC please just do something with Captain Marvel, like, I'll take anything, even SHAZAM! Branded diapers. I am STARVING, the only thing that can satiate this hunger is the Big Red Cheese.🫩
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I'm reading Captain America and I don't see Redwing for 2 pages
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am so excited for Gorr in Marvel Rivals, I may me larking a little, as I haven't read his storyline yet, but I've loved him for a while(ever since Love & Thunder, he was the only good thing from that movie), after being reminded of his existence by Rivals I will now be reading his storyline.
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dawg what is this interaction😭
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Netease PLEASE change Reeds teamups, both of them just make him worse.😭 One makes his inflated for worse, the other makes his M1 worse. Just make the Rocket team up make his inflated for last longer it would be so much better
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have you noticed that America has slowly been devolving into a facist state ever since the Transformers One sequel was cancelled?
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"White" isn't a culture, it's a ruling force
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rockstar is the Israel of gaming
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The modern western depiction of Jesus is literally a false idol, like bro that's not the big Y 😭
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have only ever been walked in on while changing twice and for some reason, both times my first instinct was to act like Frankensteins monster?
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love when Shazam calls Billy his "Marvel", it's so silly and captures the feeling of the character.
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Transformers murder mystery, Megatron beats Optimus Prime in battle only to find someone sabatoged Optimus' systems. So now Megatron, out of respect for Optimus, goes to find the remaining Autobots to figure out who betrayed Optimus.
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If they can make ULTRON a strategist they can make Spider-Man a melee strategists
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You could not waterboard this out of me
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In One Piece there is a moment where people with dark skin got their skin lightened, but only the 'good guys'. This may just seem like racism but it's not. During the timeskip Zoro lost his eye, worsening his eyesight. So they had to lighten their own skin so Zoro wouldn't mistake them for an enemy.
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ultron when he finds out about Flock cameras
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I choose to believe that the reason Marvel doesn't mention the Gaza genocide in their comics like they did in WW2 and Vietnam is because Hulk went there and stopped it himself, Mark Ruffalo's behavior proves me to be correct
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Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The existence of Enbies proves there isn't a binary gender structure, meaning everyone is non binary
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