Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New comic collection idea, release a collection book of comics for a specific month of a specific year(example, June 1973) and have every comic that came out that month in the book. Do it for every month ever, marvel and dc would make so much money from this, and it's kinda a return to anthologies 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Been watching Hells Kitchen and... Why did Gordon wait until episode nine to send home the Poopmeiser? He constantly got actual shit in his teams dishes 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Men calling their partners "the old ball and chain" is crazy, like bro you would not be able to function as a human without her 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Of course they sunset Marvel Unlimited as soon as I start using it 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That new Japanese McDonalds commercial song stresses me out so bad, it sounds like a run on sentence in an annoying way to 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Marvel PLEASE bring back anthologies, I don't care if it's retelling old stories or if it's new characters in their own universe I NEED to experience an ongoing anthology 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wish we could just have an adaptation of Doom. First he has cosmic radiation powers, next he's some alternate universe mutate, now he's Iron Man. He is the best Marvel villain and they keep fucking him and it makes me so mad, he deserves so much more:( 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some dumbass tried telling me his name is Shazam😭 bro read a comic thats not from 2014 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If I were running Hells Kitchen I'd give anyone who had to quit due to an injury or illness an automatic spot in the next season, assuming they got better 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel I can say "The Visons" is my favorite comic run. Ever. 001
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They should release Age of Ultron in Marvel Premiere, I have 12 other Premiere books and I don't want to buy a book that will like that out of place with my other books 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How Daredevil and The Punisher be moving against a single father trying to provide for his kids 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If Reed and Doom don't have a 1v1 at the movies climax I'm gonna be PISSED 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've never seen dread conveyed this well before holy David Mazzucchelli 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Never thought a Black Panther book would make me cry 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026College being your first school experience is miserable, I never had a biology class before college but I tested so high in my ACT I got put into a more advanced biology class, it's like learning algebra without knowing how to count to ten(Black Panther for aura) 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not one to say people aren't real fans of something they enjoy, but if your ranking of Nintendos big five isn't Mario, Zelda, Pokémon, Kirby, and Metroid, you aren't a real Nintendo fan, you are just a switch player 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Marvel needs to reset their main universe, they are so beyond cooked 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cyclops should be the face of mutants, not Logan. I wish they treated by bum right😔 010
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you've only had cheap Apples or bagged apple slices I BEG you try (relatively)expensive Apples atleast once, they are so good and worth the cost 001
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Batman x Spawn, Batman x TMNT, Batman x Deadpool, Batman x Punisher, when are we getting Batman x Family Guy? 010
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To catch a predator but Batman AND Captain America are there 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Born to be a hot firefighter, forced to be a fat fucking chud 001
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I love when games are buggy in a silly way, I so wish I could play Wolverine😔 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I'm gonna choose to believe she called them the f slur 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you go to a farmers market but no one is selling fresh made lemonade so you plant 50 metric tons of dynamite but the middle aged woman selling AI momslop takes of her costume and reveals she's actually Daredevil and he trys to stop you but you realize you aren't in a hallway so it's lowk free 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026DC please just do something with Captain Marvel, like, I'll take anything, even SHAZAM! Branded diapers. I am STARVING, the only thing that can satiate this hunger is the Big Red Cheese. 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When I'm reading Captain America and I don't see Redwing for 2 pages 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am so excited for Gorr in Marvel Rivals, I may me larking a little, as I haven't read his storyline yet, but I've loved him for a while(ever since Love & Thunder, he was the only good thing from that movie), after being reminded of his existence by Rivals I will now be reading his storyline. 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Netease PLEASE change Reeds teamups, both of them just make him worse.😭 One makes his inflated for worse, the other makes his M1 worse. Just make the Rocket team up make his inflated for last longer it would be so much better 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Have you noticed that America has slowly been devolving into a facist state ever since the Transformers One sequel was cancelled? 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The modern western depiction of Jesus is literally a false idol, like bro that's not the big Y 😭 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have only ever been walked in on while changing twice and for some reason, both times my first instinct was to act like Frankensteins monster? 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I love when Shazam calls Billy his "Marvel", it's so silly and captures the feeling of the character. 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Transformers murder mystery, Megatron beats Optimus Prime in battle only to find someone sabatoged Optimus' systems. So now Megatron, out of respect for Optimus, goes to find the remaining Autobots to figure out who betrayed Optimus. 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026If they can make ULTRON a strategist they can make Spider-Man a melee strategists 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In One Piece there is a moment where people with dark skin got their skin lightened, but only the 'good guys'. This may just seem like racism but it's not. During the timeskip Zoro lost his eye, worsening his eyesight. So they had to lighten their own skin so Zoro wouldn't mistake them for an enemy. 000
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I choose to believe that the reason Marvel doesn't mention the Gaza genocide in their comics like they did in WW2 and Vietnam is because Hulk went there and stopped it himself, Mark Ruffalo's behavior proves me to be correct 100
Spawn @albertsimmons.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The existence of Enbies proves there isn't a binary gender structure, meaning everyone is non binary 000