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Albert Clownstein

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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s live! open.spotify.com/album/1m15J4...
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Spotify – Web Player
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 05/02/2026
Bellingcat's Director of Research and Training @giancarlofiorella.bsky.social appeared on CTV yesterday to discuss the misleading AI-generated images that were used to falsely identify ICE agents and weapons at the centre of the two fatal shootings in Minneapolis youtu.be/mL7Fbp3UrSo?...
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AI images spreading confusion about ICE agents in Minneapolis, expert says
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I stole this fair and square only because it was worth it. 😂
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Hacker & Security News @hacker.at.thenote.app · 14/12/2025
Fake OSINT and GPT Utility GitHub Repos Spread PyStoreRAT Malware Payloads Cybersecurity researchers are calling attention to a new campaign that's leveraging GitHub-hosted Python repositories to distribute a previously undocumented JavaScript-based Remote Access Trojan (RAT… #gpt #hackernews #news
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Fake OSINT and GPT Utility GitHub Repos Spread PyStoreRAT Malware Payloads
Cybersecurity researchers are calling attention to a new campaign that's leveraging GitHub-hosted Python repositories to distribute a previously undocumented JavaScript-based Remote Access Trojan (RAT) dubbed PyStoreRAT. "These repositories, often themed as development utilities or OSINT tools, contain only a few lines of code responsible for silently downloading a remote HTA file and executing
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Joe Gray aka JOSINT @c3pjoe.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I am sharing this because our situation has become urgent. I have been unemployed since late September despite active interviewing, my family is facing eviction. About $8,000 is needed to stop it due to rent & legal fees. Any help or shares are appreciated gofund.me/699d76e84 #HelpNeeded #MutualAid
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Donate to Urgent Help Needed to Avoid Eviction, organized by Billy Gray
Why I’m Asking for Help This is not something I ever imagined I would need to do, … Billy Gray needs your support for Urgent Help Needed to Avoid Eviction
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You all are so famous 😂 Inb4 new bellingcaf OSINT method released…. Geolocation analysis from a Russian fighter jet.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I got gang banged by Nazi loving pussies on X. But I love all nighters and I’m ready for round 2.😁
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The Shaq with Dr Phil in a classic
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
New tool for the #osint community. Good base to build off of an use your imagination for expanding on it. github.com/Clownstein/I...
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GitHub - Clownstein/Insight-Investigator: OSINT Investigator is a Chrome Extension & Discord Bot that captures and vectorizes web content and Discord messages for semantic search using Qdrant. Ideal f...
OSINT Investigator is a Chrome Extension & Discord Bot that captures and vectorizes web content and Discord messages for semantic search using Qdrant. Ideal for OSINT, cybersecurity, and AI-pow...
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
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Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
krebsonsecurity.com/2025/02/teen...
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Teen on Musk’s DOGE Team Graduated from ‘The Com’
Wired reported this week that a 19-year-old working for Elon Musk's so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) was given access to sensitive US government systems even though his past associ...
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
www.techdirt.com/2025/02/07/m...
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MAGA’s Sickening Hypocrisy: From ‘Save The Children’ To ‘Defund The Org That Actually Saves Children’
After years of screaming “save the children” while baselessly accusing others of exploiting kids, the Trump administration is now trying to destroy the actual infrastructure that saves …
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is wild. www.deiwatchlist.com
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Home - DEI Watch List
The DEI Watchlist is focused on exposing the unelected career staff driving radical Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) initiatives within the federal government.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue 2025 - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Почему я связался с ЦРУ - ради прогресса
YouTube video by Central Intelligence Agency
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
This New Daredevil will be amazing. youtu.be/7xALolZzhSM?...
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Marvel Television's Daredevil: Born Again | Official Trailer | Disney+
YouTube video by Marvel Entertainment
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
How come you can be a felon and be president but you can’t be a felon and vote?
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
www.newsweek.com/russian-merc...
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Russian mercenary caught with drone on U.S.-Mexico border
It is unclear why Timur Praliev, an ex-member of Yevgeny Prigozhin's Wagner Group, was carrying a drone in a backpack as he tried to enter the U.S. illegally.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
How could you do a clown so wrong…
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Best story of all of new years 😂
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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AaronCTI @aaroncti.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Kase Scenarios Black Friday sale is now live for all your #OSINT training needs!! kasescenarios.com/osint-traini...
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OSINT Training Scenarios | Kase Scenarios
We have a catalog of online OSINT training scenarios that are realistic and immersive to prepare you for a career in OSINT.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"Yeah," my attorney said, cracking open another beer. "Also, I think the bus is on fire." And it was. But that’s another story.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It was broken because we forgot how to disagree without hating each other. "Maybe we’re not all the same," I said, watching the horizon blur into darkness. "But that’s what makes it beautiful."
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We hit the road again, feeling like we’d saved the world, or at least a small greasy spoon in the middle of it. As the sun set, painting the sky in a kaleidoscope of colors, I realized my attorney was right: America wasn’t broken because we disagreed.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The man in the MAGA hat and the Bernie bro even shook hands, though it was clear neither trusted the other entirely. Progress, I thought. Messy, ridiculous progress.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We need each other, you lunatics!" For some reason—maybe the booze, maybe the absurdity—this actually worked. Someone started clapping, and soon the whole diner was roaring with laughter and applause.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Silence fell again. He held up a bottle of hot sauce like it was the Holy Grail. "This," he said, "is what America is: a glorious, messy mix of flavors. Spicy, sweet, sometimes downright bitter. But if you try to separate the ingredients, it all falls apart.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It was about to get ugly when my attorney stood on a table and shouted, "EVERYONE SHUT UP!"
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
But of course, peace is a fragile thing. It wasn’t long before the arguments started. One man in a MAGA hat and another in a "Feel the Bern" T-shirt got into a heated debate over who was ruining the country faster.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Pancakes started flying out of the kitchen like frisbees at a summer camp. Someone put on Johnny Cash. For a brief, syrupy moment, the divide didn’t matter.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The place went silent. A burly man in a camo hat looked like he might throw a punch, but then a waitress with a cigarette dangling from her lips muttered, "Hell yeah," and the tension dissolved into chuckles.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My attorney, already two beers deep by 9:00 a.m., slapped a 20 on the counter and announced, "Pancakes for everyone! Red, blue, or purple, it doesn’t matter. You all bleed maple syrup."
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Our first stop was a diner in Middle-of-Nowhere, USA, where the air smelled like bacon grease and existential dread. Inside, it was a patchwork quilt of America: truckers, soccer moms, and teenagers staring at their phones like they were gazing into the abyss.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
but nobody seemed to notice we were all stuck on the same busted bird, flapping like mad and getting nowhere.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
As the landscape blurred by—a strip mall here, a cow pasture there—I couldn’t help but think about the absurdity of it all. Red states, blue states, left wing, right wing...
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
He wasn’t wrong. But I didn’t tell him that because my mouth was currently full of half-melted gummy bears, my makeshift breakfast. "Maybe we’re all idiots," I said, spraying gummy shrapnel across the dashboard. "The real enemy isn’t left or right. It’s the goddamn ego."
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"The trouble with this country," he said, swigging a PBR as the bus coughed and sputtered like it might die any second, "isn't that we're divided. It's that everyone thinks they're the only ones who are right."
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Beside me sat my attorney, a dubious character with a fondness for Hawaiian shirts and an unshakable conviction that duct tape could fix any problem, including democracy itself.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The mission? A ludicrous one, really: to bridge the political divide of America with nothing but a trunk full of fireworks, two cases of cheap beer, and a belief that people are more alike than they care to admit.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Fear and Loathing in the Land of the Divided By: Someone Probably Unemployable Tomorrow We were barreling down the Interstate in a decrepit VW bus, its paint peeling like a snake shedding skin, and its engine growling like a bear that had just stubbed its toe on a rock.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Probably because Microsoft owns Call of Duty therefore they are advertising their own product.
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 26/11/2024
There are two Bellingcat workshops coming up! We have a course focused on verification and social media & individual-focused research, taking place on December 10-13, 2024, 9am-1pm EST / 3-7pm CET www.bellingcat.com/workshops/de...
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December 10-13, 2024: Bellingcat Online Workshop (16-hour) [New York: 9am-1pm (EST) / Amsterdam: 3-7 pm CET] - bellingcat
Register here This workshop is a verification course and course in social media & individual-focused research, taking place on December 10-13, 2024, 9am-1pm EST (New York)/ 3-7pm CET (Amsterdam), cove...
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Bay Local @kensevec.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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OSINT Foundation announces 2024 Awards honorees - Intelligence Community News
The OSINT Foundation, the professional association of Intelligence Community (IC) open-source intelligence (OSINT) professionals, hosted its annual awards reception on November 22. The event celebrate...
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It’s the job market. Not you.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Agreed why turn this place into those places. Keep it different, that’s partly why we came here.
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Carol of the Bells (10th Anniversary Edition) - Tommee Profitt
YouTube video by Tommee Profitt
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Albert Clownstein @albertclownstein.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Tried to warn you.
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