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Alberta UCP

@albertaucp.bsky.social
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Marlaina Smith is treasonous, the EPS chief is compromised, and the UCP is a criminal enterprise. ACAB, Free Palestine, and Happy Year Round Pride. Any questions?

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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good Evening Alberta, Mopey Marlaina here to remind you: I'm a treasonous two-faced pig, my entire cabinet needs to be investigated, Devin Dreeshen is a boozer nepo-freak responsible for increased traffic casualties, and Sam Mraiche has stolen your paxpayer dollars. Good night 😘
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
We goofed it bigly, mind changing places with Jason Kenney?
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Dirty Danielle and her caucus of criminal cohorts need to be imprisoned indefinitely
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
W)1 &) 2(I He ejfndkugejdidvxh Sorry, Drunkard Devin Dreeshen had the party's phone, its Marlaina now. What I meant to say was "let them eat cake"
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Hush or I'll Notwithstanding Claus you so fast your head will spin. I don't know what it means, but it let's me steamroll my agenda! xoxo Marlaina
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If it does I'll make us popcorn!
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Marlaina thinks Indigenous Canadians are an urban legend but I'll try reason with her.
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Is swamp gas flammable and would it combust into a self-sustaining inferno? Asking for a friend.
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
You're mean and DEI and woke, or something! I'm seceding to Scottsdale to commiserate with Redford 😭 - Marlaina
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Just trying to line up my inevitable cushy "consultation" job south of the border for when I'm done fleecing this province - 🌻~Marlaina~🌻
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Thank you for your concern! Marlaina is not available for comment right now, as she is currently wining, dining, and 69ing an array of O&G executives/far-right extremists to sell out her province.
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
C'mon you couldn't possibly expect us to be accountible to the people of Alberta! We have private interests to pursue and our own pocketbooks to fatten. Signed, Dodgey Danielle
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Alberta NDP @albertandp.ca · 14/02/2025
Danielle Smith and the UCP government are facing shocking allegations in the CorruptCare Scandal. Albertans deserve answers, and the Premier needs to take action: We need a full public inquiry —free from gag orders and political interference, and the Premier must fire Adriana LaGrange immediately.
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
We really goobered that one up, our bad!
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
If Danielle Smith could read, she would be very upset!
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Excellent. This will be really bad publicity for Mraiche, MHCare and UCP. "Pike and The Breakdown claim the two deals were done directly between Mraiche and the province and they were both overpriced at the expense of taxpayers."
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Luigi Mangione is an American Hero 😍
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Right Wing Ideologies Are a Disease
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Alberta UCP @albertaucp.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The Alberta Advantage 🤓
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